AA Klenk analysis

AA is a slut

Alright, so I had a terrible dream again. Me momma and I argued about AA Klenk. I was arguing that AA is a rude, flirt and err… shit-headed slut. “What is frank and feisty to you if she cannot even admit her surgeries?”

Other stars who underwent surgery are very honest with their nip tucks. Yeah right, as if AA had a real nose, skin and tits. AA is a slut. Period. She’s worse than polymer.

Overall Evaluation

AA became famous simply because of issues.

Of course, she projected herself as a slut who seeks for attention. So, whatever the chink lambasted me, it is in AA, not me.

AA said, “Come on! As if you’re nice off-cam.” In her YES Mag feature, spoilers show the disturbing interview– don’t get me wrong. The interview is very disturbing is because, she has an attitude problem (I mean, personality disorder) that no one could understand.

Narrow-minded people think she’s frank and feisty, but check out her tweets and text messages– is that what you call a civilized person? If you’d notice how I rant, it’s a product of critical thinking.

I’m not saying that AA is worthless, 100%. What I’m trying to say is that, AA does not fit in the frank and feisty people. Also, she does NOT take responsibility of her actions (e.g., catfights). I’m not saying that I am a critical thinker; what I’m trying to say is that, it’s the giant TV networks that manipulate people that AA is an angel. BOO.

AA’s interview was indeed, very much disturbing is because:

1.) She’s extremely haughty, rude and evil. Her conceitedness is much worse than those who started acting sweet.

2.) She has a personality disorder, NOT just attitude problem. Usually, people with attitude problem can still change, but people with personality disorder cannot be treated.

3.) AA’s PD is still unknown, but according to Roxy, she suffers from pseudologia fantastica. Usually, true people are free- thinkers, which AA cannot even observe.

4.) She is proud of her mean attitude. Well, who knows, she’s a spoiled brat.

5.) Being honest means admitting their surgeries. AA cannot even admit her nosejob, boobjob and bleaching. People who criticize her are NOT reality-blind.

CandyMag + Chalk POVs

Since she is of the same age as Taylor Swift and Daniel Radcliffe, I’d say that being featured in CandyMag/Chalk needs an almost-clean record. Since AA is viewed as a slut without morals, she cannot be featured in those high- standard magazines. Also, she cannot be featured in endorsements.

International Reactions, etc.

Perez Hilton might accuse her for being a monarch-programming slave, while the Japanese might think she’a the old Sasaki Nozomi who does enjo-kosai and competes with Maria Ozawa. In China, she can never be welcomed. In S. Korea, she’ll have NO choice but to commit suicide. In Muslim countries, she might be banned or placed in a bartolina and ban her movies. In the music industry, however, Lea Salonga might call AA a feeler, but Simon Cowell would make it worse.

Haha, not even Kei Hirata of Osaka Monogatari would approve her.

Please be reminded that this was a note from… Nelly.

Lea Salonga’s comment to Anne Curtis: It isn’t actually a negative remark

Idol ni Anne Curtis si Lea Salonga, and I have to assume that inspirasyon ni Anne ang idol niya kahit hindi siya ganun kagaling sa pag-awit.

However, Lea said, “What singer? Could you check your ears, please?”

It may sound haughty, but not really. Lea is already an established artist, so expect that she will give a remark, whether it is positive or negative. You may compare her to Simon Cowell, but with Simon, it is understandable. He IS a music critic, and if he gives a positive remark, he thinks that you’re REALLY GREAT. That’s how he gives a remark.

As for Lea, artists who work hard for their craft should feel insulted when people think of themselves as singers, but doesn’t have the voice to do so. HAHA, I do not consider myself a singer, but come on! I may have the voice, but not really. The K-Pop management should at least, learn a thing or two from the Broadway songstress.

Well, between Paris Hilton and Scarlett Johansson, I think Paris CAN sing although she doesn’t have a very great voice. Shuma-Sharon lang, ah. Sharon Cuneta is a singer, but that’s because she CAN sing, but her voice isn’t as great as Lea Salonga or Regine Velasquez.

You may cringe for Lea’s haughtiness, but you can’t blame her for that. For one, she grew up in a batas-militar environment. She’s an Ateneo graduate. Everything. Hindi lang basta-basta sosyalin ang background niya. AND her work ethic is also very strict as well. Dunno kung structured, but if you think it’s structured, well… so be it. AND lastly, she wasn’t raised in an Asiatic environment (well… Asians are known for being indirect and err… very mum about their real thoughts unlike Westerners, who are really frank and direct about their thoughts).

BTW, conceited is used to someone who insults other talented people. As for Lea, she is just… haughty, but like what I said, you can’t blame her for that. Ni Willie Revillame o si AA, pwede na niyang laitin, eh!

AA Klenk the cult leader 5

Roxy said:

Acting sweet won’t hurt, dear. It even hurts when you act bitchy when you are about to start your career in showbiz na wala ka pang napapatunayan.

Kaya mo ba ‘yun, AA!? Look at the tunay na prangka’t palaban. They started acting sweet or funny. Marian Rivera? She acted sweet, and at the same time humorous. Me humor ka ba jan!?

…and just in case yer wondering all o’you guys…

What got you to showbiz? I am sure you did not earn your fame your OWN way, but because you are Ara Mina’s sister.

Tama! HAHAHA! Acting sweet is the first thing a person should do, and lemme reiterate: Acting sweet doesn’t make you plastic! Got it!?

Kung palaban ka, hindi lang sa Twitter mo ilabas. Hindi lang sa text. Prove your being spitfire by revealing yourself thru showbiz talk shows.

AA, truth is, you’re a coward! You can’t even be the spitfire on TV, although people would see you as EVIL! Eh LIAR ka naman kasi. Putcha! IW! Growwwws! YAK!

It’s really sad to see me fella Anti-AAdiks to interfere the business of the AAdiks. Actually, lemme tell you something: AAdiks should be thankful hindi ako pakialamera. Kung sila man nakikielam, well, hindi ko na problema ‘yun. Sila lang talaga ang mahilig tumanggol sa isang tao na me kwestyonableng ugali.

I won’t believe all reporters will gonna believe with her (AA) ridiculous statements because Mommy Divine is bantay-sarado towards Sarah since she started her singing career in teens.

Alright, I do not like Mommy Divine (but NOT despising her) because she’s a manipulative Christian fanatic jezz like the delusional woman in The Crime of Padre Amaro, but you can’t blame her for that. Siguro lang naman kasi, she’s not the type of person you’d like to talk to. Well, at least she has a point about AA’s statements, and Mommy Divine’s comment? She uttered that it was ALL LIES.

Even Rayver Cruz attested kung gaano kahirap pasukuin si Sarah Geronimo.

Well, confirmed naman, eh. Si AA ang mang-aagaw, at pinagbibintangan pa niya ‘yun sa iba. Ayos lang siya!? Kaya poor Rayver talaga, eh.

Kung si Mommy Divine nga, pagsasabihan lang niya si SG kung me ginawa siyang mali. So to those na napansing suplada si SG, don’t worry, at least si Mommy Divine naman ang bahala diyan, hindi ba?

Overshadowed by the two other issues… what now?

Hangga’t hindi pa nalalaos si AA, me advice to everyone is: Don’t watch DSP and worship her looks kasi synthetic naman lahat ‘yan, eh. What makes her skinny, huh? Probably diet pills, para lang ma-maintain ‘yung kanyang sickly figure.

Why does Sarah had to apologize while you are the one who made it far? Also stating Sarah”s supposed rendezvous with different guys is just insipid (Saan mo napulot iyang storyang iyan? Para naman ikaw, hindi malandi).

I feel for Sarah. Dahil masyadong value-laden ang Popstar, hindi niya kayang yumabang, kahit konti lang. Ms. SG, kung ako sa sitwasyon mo, hindi ako hihingi ng tawad d’yan sa bruhalitang ‘yan. Siya ang mag-sorry.

…and don’t gemme started with the move-on thingy. Pati ba naman si AA, babalikan pa niya ang issue kung sawang-sawa na ang taong makarinig ng old issue, hindi ba?

Cristine, you started all those shit. You fix it. Deal with it. Nobody will help you, because you, yourself alone started it all, and made the small thing bigger. Hindi porke’t na-overshadow ‘yung isyu mo sa mga gulpihan, bugbugan issue, well… papano kung nabugbog ka sa mga kaibigan nina Carlene, RR, SG, or worse… Pauleen? Papano kung napaaway ka ke Maja o di kaya ke Alex? Hindi ka makapalag, sigurado ‘yan!

Do you think DOS should tolerate your bastos attitude? I hope NOT. To those who think that AA is a frank and feisty person, I think you’re narrow-minded. To those who think that AA has a mean attitude, they are critical thinkers. Do you think a person is “transparent” kung nao-offend siya sa isang joke against him/her but enjoys insulting others!? OH, sa’n ka pa!?

AA is actually proud of her RUDE attitude. Period.


Anong, “..but I’m TRUE” ang pinagsasabi mo ha!?

“Fake” is IN AA’s vocabulary. In fact, she is more than pretentious compared to the “plastic” artista in general. I feel sorry to the guys who have a crush on her… well… Daniel Padilla is on my watch list na rin… Roxy, look! Daniel likes not only CR, but also Mariel! HAHAHAHA! Wala siyang taste rin, just like Robi Domingo! HAHAHA.

I don’t get it why people crush someone who is bastusin.

Interview: What comes into your mind when you hear the name, Cristine Reyes?
My answer: Bastusin! If I were a guy, I won’t court someone like her. HAHA, thanks na lang, I don’t date a sex toy.

Alright, input natin ulit ang character sa O.M. (Kei Hirata). If he were to know CR for real, he might as well say, “Maybe I’m the only young star who doesn’t have a crush on a sex toy. Sorry guys.”

OHA!? Kei Hirata of Osaka Monogatari won’t ever court someone like AA Klenk. Hello!? HAHAHA, share ko lang sa inyo guys: Siya ang naging topic sa sexual objects in one class. Kaya… well, no comment. I didn’t laugh though.

Me reaction at GaGa’s ban at Indonesia and S. Korea

It’s not her fault if she sings songs that are blasphemous, but here’s the thing with most idols that we know: They’re actually infected with the virus of the Illuminati. Period.

The illuminati is already making the minds of people like Rihanna and Gaga really… blasphemous. No wonder, they become objects of slavery. You can’t blame them.

Well, just in case roxyisferox would blog about this, I hope she blogs about this. She could explain it better than I do.

To Roxy, you’re the one who could blog about Gaga’s being banned in South Korea and Indonesia. Haha, I really cannot blog about the Illuminati thing, and please let the Indonesian people and the Koreans be informed why they had the guts to ban her. (;

Break muna, Anti-AAdiks

I have stumbled in this something, “A deceased person you wish you’d talk to.”

I choose AJ Perez.

I was such a snob. Parang masyado pa talaga akong busy sa crush ko, ha. However, Antonello deserved it better, and I hope he’d say that the Kei in O.M. (yes, in MSPliterary DUH!) would be real.

Angelica Picache or Mayette Cantiveros? LOL

Bakit halos sa mga straight masyado ang katawan ay dako’g totoy? Piangpala ba talaga sila o… wait lang ha! Me Hollywood stars na may mukha pero walang korte ang katawan…

1.) Angelina Jolie – sexiest woman in the world? Nah, I don’t think so. Tingnan niyo naman, kahit payat siya, straight ang katawan niya.

2.) Charlize Theron

3.) Selena Gomez

4.) Zhang Ziyi – most yellow-raced people, actually! LOL!

5.) Kate Hudson – HAHAH! Maskulada masyado, pero wala paring korte!

Local naman tayo…

1.) Angelica Panganiban

2.) Cherry Pie Picache

3.) Gina Pareno

4.) NAME MORE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

The most violent reaction for a magazine is finally on yer fingertips: Yes Mag AA Klenk review!

…and FYI, I bought the Mag for someone else, NOT for me, ok? AND I don’t even find the article interesting as well. HAHA.

Don’t buy this one! Believe it or NOT!

AA as the house master

Gosh, talk about being a BRAT! She’s a haughty, conceited bitch who thinks she’s a queen and think about the “punasan niyo ‘yan!” thing! She’s really a proud bad girl, and she is never ashamed of being such an evil spoiled brat full of hate and sex tapes, we just don’t know she’s keeping it inside her closet. How demanding is this stupid, brainless twat? Simple: She would be the bossiest demoness of all times.

BRAVER, anyone?

She gets insulted? Gosh, talk about extreme jealousy. Ang possessive pa niya, huh? And to think that she damaged Dennis Trillo’s rep in Yes? Kiking ina niya, akala mo naman, reyna siya at first lady pa ni P-Noy (which I assume it won’t really happen because PNoy won’t ever allow himself to have a sex scandal, AA as the fellatio person hahahahaha!).

The manipulator of ALL media!

Four words, AA: Ang drama mo naman! Ang interview shouldn’t be a teleserye! D’yan ka magaling, hindi ba? Good in acting hypocrite. Good in acting fake! Well, don’t gemme started on this: Calling yourself an introvert, for gawd’s sake!? I don’t think so. You ain’t gonna be an introvert because, you’re just a simple c*nt who tries to manipulate the media.

Thinking that “BRAVER” will refresh your memory again!? Goodness, ‘wag mo na kasing isipin ‘yon! Kaya laging nagso-sorry si SG sa’yo kasi JOKE lang ‘yun, and assuming siya na magre-rage out ka na naman! Obvious naman sa ugali mo, eh! Conceited! Demanding! Haughty! Cunt! Let’s see if you’ll NOT stab your own lungs once your hidden sex tapes are scattered all over the world! Yeah, and we’ll watch it! HAHAHAHAHA!

History of Rudeness

You only called Sharon Cuneta as “Sharon”! Napaka-bastos mo talaga at walang modo! Tapos sisiraan mo pa si Anna Dasig? Alam mo ba, madrama ka nga talaga, eh! Kung anu-anong kwentong ini-imbento mo para lang mapansin! Pweh! Attention whore! Stupid shit, AA!

Recommendation: DO. NOT. BUY. It will simply traumatize you. Imagine her bitchiness, even in real life! I recommend, don’t buy that shit! HAHAHA!