Immigrants could sometimes be narrow-minded!

I hate to say this, but there are some Filipino immigrants who are simply narrow-minded like the rest of other immigrant diaspora in the world.

ALAM KO NA IYAN, HA!

Una sa lahat, many Filipinos who migrate to wealthier countries would often talk HIGH of their adopted homeland, but would purely trashtalk on their home country. For example, many immigrant fresh-off-the-boat Filipino-Americans would praise America nonstop, while trashtalking on their home country, the Philippines.

No wonder, supalpal ang mga pabebeng immigrants kay Julia Gillard, who was the prime minister of Australia. Partida, former PM Gillard is an immigrant herself.

Also, I’m not going to spare my compatriots, either. In fact, marami talaga sa mga immigrant Filipino diaspora na hanggang ngayon, makikitid parin ang UTAK!

…and the latest? There’s this one half-Japanese dude who lives in Japan… who keeps on denying what I have observed when I went to Japan, again.

I said, “Nipponbashi and Dotonbori aren’t as clean as other parts of Osaka.”

Well, Osaka is really a nice place, but there are some places where you will doubt that it’s really clean. Just because he lives in Osaka, Japan doesn’t mean, he’ll turn a blind eye to his surroundings. Kung iyung mga kapwa nga niyang Japinoy, mas tapat tungkol sa buhay doon sa Japan. Many Filipino-Japanese will tell me that “It’s More Fun in the Philippines,” no matter how developed and more efficient their other home country is.

This is because I allowed my curiosity to watch Vice News’s documentary, “The Worst Internship Ever.” It is about Chinese immigrant workers being “exploited” by their bosses, and not giving them good pay. Sabi sa’min, “Paninira lang iyan!” Kung paninira lang ang ginagawa ng Vice News, eh ano pala tawag ninyo sa mainstream Western media (New York Times, for instance)? Eh, Japan Times na nga ang nagre-report ng mga dark sides ng Japan, ah.

At kung paninira lang din naman ang sinasabi ng Vice News, eh di dapat wala nang manonood ng mga docus nila. Besides, this documentary did not discourage me to still pursue my dream to stay in Japan for a short period or time… or for good. Iyun na nga, dapat bukas at malawak ang kaisipan, hindi iyung sasabihin mong, “NOT TRUE! Lahat kasinungalingan iyan!”

Side Note: Speaking of the Chinese workers, eh what do you expect ba naman sa Tsina? Hanggang ngayon nga, hindi namin ramdam na mayaman ang Tsina, eh! Kung mayaman talaga ang Tsina, eh di dapat wala nang “dirt poor” na mga tao sa mga liblib na lugar! Kung sa mga liblib na lugar sa Hapon nga, ‘di mo naman ramdam ang “kahirapan” doon.

Of course, I won’t doubt Japan’s efficiency and of course, its keen observation towards ethics in general, but—that doesn’t mean I’m gonna turn a blind eye towards issues like karoshi, and of course, some aspects like the hikkikomori, and lastly: Bullying. Also, homelessness and beggars on the streets isn’t something new, especially in major cities in Japan (naku po! Kahit saang mayamang bansa pa iyan, meron at meron talagang mga homeless! Hindi lang sa Amerika nangyayari iyan, anoh!).

Kung ayaw niyo pang maniwala, eh di huwag! Kung kami nga na nagtitimpi sa delubyong sistema ng Pinas (honest observation na iyan, ha!), hindi naman ibig sabihing, ipupuna lang namin lahat neto, eh. Siyempre, kahit papano may mabubuting aspeto paring natitira ang Pinas. Lalo na’t Duterte na ang pangulo natin, kahit hindi naman niya siguro SAKOP ang lahat ng Pinas (kaya nga, dine-debate ang pederalismo!), kahit papano nag-e-effort parin naman siya.

However, nothing beats the narrow-mindedness of the Filipino-American immigrant diaspora

Lalo na siguro ang mga mahihilig sa mga TELEBASURA, tsaka subscriber pa ng The Filipino Channel (TFC); malamang, kahit ipagmayabang nila ang green card nila o pasaporte, WALA PARIN IYAN! In fact, what’s the USE of FLAUNTING your passport or your green card, if you yourself subscribe to something that is “BAKYA” by sosyal standards? Iyung mga pa-sosyal nga, kung sila nga siguro ang magiging immigrants sa Amerika, magtitimpi na lang sila sa mga local channels diyan sa Tate, anoh! Kaya, before judging others that, “Watching teleseryes makes you love the Philippines more,” is complete bullcrap! Sus! Kung ako nga, sinuguran ako ng isang fantard ni Maja Salvador, and guess what? Her face is UGLY AS FUCK! Also, may naka-alitan din si Senyor Komikado regarding Julia Barretto’s bad attitude. Partida, nurse sa Amerika iyung nagtatanggol kay Julia B, ah!

And those incidents are on Instagram pa!

This makes me believe that being in America won’t make you “classier.” Anong kina-CLASS ng isang green card, o ng blue American passport, ha? Kapag American citizen ka nga, baka binastos ka lang din ng mga ibang lahi kapag bibisita ka lang sa bayan nila. Well, it happens! If a Filipino passport is not something to be proud of, MAS LALONG HINDI NAKAKA-PROUD magkaroon ng American passport. In fact, Canadian passports are better and more respected; ganun na rin ang Australian passport. Also, Filipinos, whether you like it or not, they’re far more respected, if they show their Filipino passport, as compared to Americans who show their American passport.

Kumbaga, sabihin nating restrictive masyado ang Filipino passport, but ask Kach Umandap-Howe, she never ever obtained her visas in the Philippines. Well, what do you expect? Same bureaucracy all over and over again!

Buti pa nga si Kach, mas open-minded ng ‘di hamak kesa sa mga naturalized Americans na Fil-Am na hanggang ngayon, makikitid parin ang utak! Partida, hindi pa sila nakaka-libot ng iba’t ibang panig ng mundo, as if the USA is something to brag to other Filipinos. Guys, hindi nakaka-proud na makatungtong sa Amerika at all. In fact, hate me or call me biased, pero mas nakaka-PROUD pa nga makatungtong ng Japan, since your only number one enemy is the language barrier. Eh sa Amerika, parang chicken na lang iyan sa mga Pilipino, eh! Well, maliban sa kailangan mo parin ng kotse para makalibot sa iba’t ibang lugar doon!

In defense of Japan: Walang dapat katakutan sa Fukushima nuclear disaster

May tumawag samin regarding their supposed trip to Japan. Sabi niya, “Huwag na kayo pumunta sa Japan! May nuclear disaster dun!”

What I think: We’re perfectly fine when we went to Japan. Tatlong beses na kaming dumalo roon, and guess what? Hindi kami na-biktima ng sinasabi ninyong radiation! Also, malakas ang tiwala namin sa mga Hapones na buwis-buhay nilang aayusin ang power plant sa Fukushima para lang sa kaligtasan ng mga Hapones, pati mga foreign tourists tsaka mga residents.

Well, hindi lang mga family friends namin ang guilty sa pagpupuna ng ibang bansa. Maski na rin ang mga local Americans nga, hindi ka rin hihikayat na dumalo sa Gitnang-Silangan. Sabi sakin, “Ayaw akong papuntahin sa Middle East!”

Heto ang realidad sa Amerika: Hindi sila gaano ka-well travelled. Kumbaga, they only find the US and only the US as their paradise: Partida, marami ring mga suliranin sa Amerika, gaya ng gun control. Also, racism is still well and alive, same with homophobia. Recent lang na bumibiyahe ang mga Kano sa iba’t ibang panig ng mundo.

And never forget how America turned into shit when Obama rose to power!

In other words, sadyang makikitid ang mga utak ng iilan sa mga imigranteng Pilipino

Hindi ganyan ang mga ibang kamag-anak ko, ha! Iyung mga iba nga, malawak ang kaisipan. Kung prudista man ang iba sa kanila, hindi sila iyung tipong nag-i-impose ng mga paniniwala sa kamag-anak nila. Dahil una sa lahat, kapag citizen ka na ng ibang bansa, eh dapat nga, yakapin mo iyung kultura doon. Hindi pwede iyung sa kulturang Pilipino ka lang nae-expose. Kung gusto mong maging true-blue citizen ng isang bansa, eh dapat hindi ka na subscriber ng TFC. Dapat kang mag-timpi sa mga local channels doon. Hindi nakakapag-palakas ng pagiging makabayan ang panonood ng TFC. Itanong lang si Maharlika.

In short, don’t watch TFC, or subscribe. Not worth the money! At isa pa, hindi ka rin matututong maki-sosyo sa mga locals. Trust me!

Senyor Komikado has lately been ranting on bobotantes and telebasuras…

But that doesn’t stop there. Mocha Uson has recently been appointed as the assistant secretary to the Presidential Communications Operations Office (PCOO). Surprising, huh? Well, NO.

It’s not surprising, esp. if the current administration completely supports democracy and freedom of speech. Heck, even trolls, bloggers, and even Facebook pages are competing with traditional journalists.

That’s the biggest threat, at least, for the Yellows.

However, Senyor Komikado has lately been posting his tirades against the entertainment industry. Like for instance, “anyone can be an artista” for sure.

DEBUNKING THE MYTHS

“Iyung mga tiga-suporta ni Mocha Uson at kay Katay Dugong, mga bobotante naman iyan na mahilig sa mga TELEBASURA!”

Eh sino kaya sa inyo ang malakas umasta na parang fantard ng telebasura? At sino po ang tunay na bobotante, ah? Tandaan ninyo, nasa elitista parin ang tunay na bobotante. Sabihin nating bobotante parin ang mga bumoto kina Tito Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao (well, this is where I completely agree with Komi), but these supporters are the ones who love telebasuras so much, they don’t even explore other TV channels.

I don’t think, the elitistas are fans of telebasuras. SUS! Iyung mga artista nga na estudyante ng mga sosyaling pamantasan, ordinaryong tao lang po sila sa loob ng campus. In fact, to paraphrase Komi, mas sikat tsaka mas rockstar parin ang mga ATLETA. Also, take note, mas mataas parin ang antas ng mga ATLETA kesa sa mga artista.

#KOMISAYS makes a comeback on this blog!

Nakalipas ang mga taon, bumukod na sa wakas si Senyor Komikado rito. Para sa kanya, heto lang ang tanging paraan upang maihayag niya ang sarili niyang mga saloobin… sa pamamagitan ng WordPress. Higit sa lahat, tingin niya eh dapat lang siyang bumukod ay dahil na rin, nakakahiya naman kapag makita niya ang sarili niya na palamunin lang siya sa isang blog. ETCHOZ!

Speaking of Senyor Komikado, here are the things he has been ranting recently…

Parehas lang din na bobotante ang mga prudista, bukod pa sa elitista. In fact, what’s the purpose of your Professional Regulatory Commission (PRC)-accredited license if you voted for Sotto or Fuckman? In my point of view, these kinds of people are SCUMS in my eyes. They shall NEVER EVER be allowed to breed, to quote Marlene Aguilar. Prude conservatives can be as bobotante as the liberal elites, because voting for Drilon and Trillanes is similar to voting for Sotto and Fuckman.

The prude conservatives also have a serious problem, esp. when it comes to critical and logical thinking skills. If the elitistas are bobotante, the prude conservatives are also NO DIFFERENT. Remember when I ranted about the Marcos and Duterte supporters who believed in Pacman as the “senator who must not be underestimated.” If I ranted about Manny Pacquiao, that’s because at the first place, he does not deserve to be a senator! Making him a senator only means that there are many Filipino people who are STUPID ENOUGH to vote for someone who isn’t qualified in the senate at the first place. Partida, Pacman approved of the Liberal Party horde to be removed from their committee chairmanships, but that’s his fucking job, you know. What’s something to laud there, eh?

I do understand Komi’s disgruntlement regarding these Sotto and Pacman supporters. Look, the more you watch TELEBASURAS, the more you believe that Titosen and Fuckman are qualified enough to become senators. It’s like justifying that the “PWEDE NA IYAN” mentality is completely part of the Filipino culture. PUNYETA naman oh!!!

The same people who voted for Noynoy Aquino, and still voted for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao should be included as TARGETS in the Duterte administration’s most controversial campain: OPLAN TOKHANG, or in simple terms, the war on drugs.

Dapat lang ma-TOKHANG ang mga bobotanteng supporters ni Noynoy Aquino na sinuportahan din sina Sotto tsaka Pacman. Itanong niyo lang si Marlene Aguilar.

Alam niyo bang kahit sabi-sabi ng mga pa-sosyal diyan na “BADUY” ang mga East Asian dramas, at least it’s understandable if they call teleseryes “BAKYA.”

Also, speaking of teleseryes, they’re all fucking cliché! Kaya sa Twitter, may #typicalpinoyteleserye pa nga na harshtag, eh!

Obviously, we call it TELEBASURAS simply because, everything is unrealistic. Sus! Pagkatapos ng awayan dito, sabunutan doon, sampalan dito-doon, it’s weird that your favorite artistas still get the same rebonded or salon-treated hair, while your crushie still has this gel-treated hair. Huwag kami oi! At dito na nga pumapasok ang putanginang beauty standards na nilalamon ng sapilitan sa mga madla: The straighter the hair, the whiter the skin, and the slimmer the body, the better! Kapag hindi ka pasok sa mga kategoryang iyun, you’re perceived as “UGLY,” unless you’re like, a black Hollywood star. See the double standards!?

Kaya siyempre, alam niyo na kung bakit ayaw na ayaw ko na may katulong o yaya sa loob ng sarili kong bahay. Manonood lang din naman sila ng mga teleserye. And worse, putak sila ng putak na hindi raw makabayan ang panonood ng mga makabuluhang channel gaya ng NHK. BOBO BA SILA!? Better watch telebasuras? And their mentality? Putangina, may Dunnings-Krueger syndrome nga sila! Akala naman nila, sila na magaling, but to be honest, they’re fucking stupid to the core. Their logic is like the logic of a person who’s high on drugs. Parang naka-singhot lang ng shabu, pwede nang ipa-TOKHANG for good.

…and speaking of Geraldine Roman,

I have lauded these four solons who transferred for good. Remember, PDP-Laban or the UNA party are not as “trapo” or “balimbing” as the Liberal Party! Mas tatawagin ko pang BALIMBING tsaka TRAPO ang mga katulad nila Lugaw Monchang FRAUDredo, Lucy Torres, Alan Peter Cayetano, at higit sa lahat… sina De Lima, Drilon, Trillanes tsaka si Kiko Matsing! At hindi ko na rin palalampasin ang mga idolo ng mga BOBOTANTE… sina FUCKMAN tsaka TITOSEN.

To those who call Rep. Geraldine Roman as “trapo’t balimbing (I’m looking at you, prude conservatives and liberal elites alike!),” then you should realize that Drilon, Trillanes, Pangilinan, De Lima, Sotto, and Pacquiao are the true example of what TRAPO’T BALIMBING really is!

Also, the yellow libtards and leftards are pro-protectionism! That’s a threat, because after all, they thwart economic liberalism… and worst: They act like TELEBASURA FANS, to think most of ’em I believe, do not really watch teleseryes.

HAHAHA this! They romanticize almost everything.

And lastly, THIS!

Kahit sino, kahit HIPON na nga ang maituturi sa’yo ng mga elitista (Melai), kahit siguro mukha kang BATANG HAMOG (Maymay), at kahit siguro mukha ka namang alipin sa gigilid (Miho), pwedeng-pwede ka paring mag-artista—and PBB is always there to give you a career.

Blame the Pinoy Big Brother culture for propagating such shit like this! Kahit pangit na nga siguro ang hitsura mo, o ‘di kaya kapag may hitsura ka naman eh pang-Jeane Napoles lang din naman ang level, pwede ka paring maging artista.

…and speaking of Maymay, siya iyung artistang hindi mo akalaing… artista nga. In fact, papano ba naman naging artista ang mga payatot na mukhang bangkay!? Why should walking skeletons be called as “models,” when in fact, Rita Gabiola, also known as the “Badjao Girl,” has more potential to be a model… and is better-looking than Maymay?

It’s because a lot of fantards are decreasing their standards. Iba talaga kapag fantard ng PBB, anoh?

Conclusion

I think, Senyor Komikado has gone really far… from his humble beginnings as a meme character (Komi Says Memes), to a full-time DDS (Senyor Komikado). He is now the voice of people who not only support the Duterte administration, but he’s also campaigning to BOYCOTT telebasuras and also advocating bobotantes to be the targets of the controversial Oplan Tokhang.

For me, even though my infatuation towards Masato Sakai isn’t as intense as when I first discovered him, my love for Kensuke Komikado won’t change!!!

Hypocrisy of the Elitists

Amoy na amoy ko nga sa Twitter ngayon.

The same assholes who #SupportSenate6, and rejoiced with the #MochaUsonIsOverParty, are crybabies.

Mga pisting yawang putanginang mga haliparot na klosetang may tulo!

PWEH!

No wonder, they’re fucking self-righteous and shallow and superficial at the same time. Kaya pala ang tawag sa kanila ni Marlene Aguilar ay: Jejolmang na Halupagu!

I don’t like your FUQMAN. Does that make me an ELITIST!?

Photo courtesy: Rappler

Seriously, the latest I have received was… from my OYA, who was butthurt-defensive when I said, “Bobotante ang mga bumoto kay Manny Pacquiao sa senado.”

That being said, I am not an elitist. However, some might call me an ELITIST for calling Pacman voters, “BOBOTANTE.”

Hello! I am not even like Georgina Wilson, who called Erap voters, “f*cking idiots.”

At least, Erap had training–but still, I don’t like Erap as well.

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This is SOOOO wrong in many ways… or worse: In ALL ASPECTS!

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According to my top searches, this came out.

Granted, WALWAL naman talanag si Ellen Adarna, however, this is sooooo wrong in all aspects. I don’t even give a fuck on those ka-fling ni Ellenita.

The thing with these maniacs is that, they simply do not know what they’re talking about. After all, kahit na WALWAL naman talaga si WALWAL queen, that does not mean that she deserves to be violated.

Confessions: The time of AA Klenk is over!

Perchance the most INFAMOUS and CONTROVERSIAL (has-been) starlet ever. CTTO.

NOTE: This is a collab with senyorkomikado.

I won’t be ashamed of the fact that I used to be an obsessive hater of KubetAA.

Nope, you’re wrong. Hindi po ako “confused admirer ni KubetAA (contrary to what THE Paolo Coelho said in one of his FB posts),” but to be honest, I was only promoting the importance of maintaining a sense of morality in the entertainment industry.

Call me a hypocrite for advocating friendliness to fans ALL THE TIME during those times, yet to be honest, it’s better to have a sense of pride. Don’t you know how most Japanese humble themselves!? They always keep a cheerful smile as their “tatemae.” In fact, the Japanese only show their real selves to people they really trust (LOL, sounds deep, eh?).

Seriously, AA deserves to be a has-been. Why?

She is a has-been is because, she deserves to be one. Even her “Tubig at Langis” teleserye was a FLOP, even before the fiasco vs. Vivian Velez.

I only stopped bashing her when she officially became a has-been, until again, she became (in)famous again for having a rift with Velez.

Hindi talaga nau-ubusan ng “palengkera” issue itong si KubetAA, ah!

Oh anyways, our team always makes sure that AA won’t ever comeback in the entertainment industry and give more leeway to celebrities with good image. We don’t actually mind Solenn Heussaff, Lovi Poe, or Alessandra De Rossi to become overrated. In fact, people are now leaning to GMA since when it comes to morality issues, GMA always makes sure that their talents are well-behaved. They’re actually known for imposing strict discipline to their talents—iyung mga kagaya pala ni Sarah Lahbati, diba pinagdidiskitahan siya ng management ng GMA, kaya to the rescue na naman ang pambansang PATOLA na si Annabelle “Tita Bisaya” Rama. LOL.

Well, dahil gusto naman si Sarah L. ni Tita Bisaya, sabi niya kay Vice Ganda, “Kung ayaw niya sakin, eh di tinalakan na ako nun.”

Well, that’s it. Anyways, Sarah Lahbati’s attitude did not sit well with the management… so what they did is to give her sanctions. Same happened to CR.

HAHAHAHAHA! In fact, AA was EXPELLED from GMA, forcing her to transfer to ABS-CBN. And guess what? AA became more (in)famous and conceited while getting projects… through casting couch.

That was the time I lambasted her—as my so-called “part-time (inside) job.” The only reason why I bash her is because, I am anti-immorality. Call me a moralist of some sort, and an elitist at the same time for being mean and hostile towards AA, yet to be honest, what if young girls will emulate her immoral acts?

Buti na nga, nag-tone down na ang MOKONG—ever since she got married. Iba parin talaga kapag kasal ka, ano?

However, I still sense that she only married her husband is for the sake of her daughter. Iyun an iyon—kaya kung ako sa kanya, she should really be sincere about cleaning up her act, before it’s too late. Anyways, she could start again if she wants—provided, she’ll do her best to improve her craft, and at the same time, achieve self-actualization.

Sino palang matinong sexy star ngayon?

Itanong niyo pa si Anti-AAdiks—she would rather prefer the likes of Ellen Adarna (well, wala na eh, WALWAL pala ang bruha), Mocha Uson, or Maria Ozawa—kung sexy star lang din ang pag-uusapan. Kung hindi lang WALWAL si Ellen Adarna, she would have been more welcomed by the elitists of GirlTalk forums. In fact, it’s never a joke to hail from a wealthy, prominent clan in Cebu. You know naman, Cebu is known for its unique culture—pretty much the Osaka of the Philippines. The only difference between Osaka and Cebu is that, Cebuano is a language, while Osaka-ben is well, a dialect. Their similarities is this—Osakans and Cebuanos tend to speak up their mind, in contrast to the Tokyo-ites and the Manilenyos. Also, the Osakans and Cebuanos are tougher, yet more laid-back—and less materialistic compared to people who hail from the capital region.

Ellen Adarna is pretty much not apt for the Cebuano culture—if you were to ask me. Mas bagay pa siya tumira sa Kanlurang Europa ay dahil, wapakels naman ang mga tao dun kapag magwa-WALWAL ka lang. She cannot survive in the US, where the culture is still relatively PRUDE. Lalo na sa Canada—marami ring mga PRUDE na tao dun. Well, not even in Osaka, Japan, because obviously she’ll lose face there. Mas matino pa nga ‘ata si Erika Sawajiri sa kanya (well, never naman naging walwal si Eka-sama, to think na pasaway din iyun).

Meanwhile, Mocha Uson is not only a sexy star—she proved that she’s multi-faceted (she’s a fitness instructor in a morning show, she is the leader and founder of the Mocha Girls, she’s a sex guru, and she has a medical education background) before becoming a Duterte Die-Hard Supporter (DDS). In fact, her staunch support for President Duterte became prominent before, during, and after his victory. Her newfound fame came out naturally—compared to let’s say, Kris Aquino.

Mocha Uson’s concern for the Filipino people—whether you don’t feel it at all—is genuine. No wonder, the Duterte administration gave her the appointment to be one of the board members of the MTRCB. Take note ah, kung ikukumpara niyo lamang si Mocha kay Tita Bisaya, remember, Tita Bisaya was offered a/n MTRCB position as CHAIRMAN, not simply a board member. Kaya nag-decline si Tita Bisaya, prolly because she learned her lesson after she failed to capture the attention of her fellow Cebuanos when she ran for congress. Another theory is from Ruffa Gutierrez—she stated that Tita Bisaya is not patient enough to watch movies everyday in her room—for evaluation.

Magkaiba po iyun—CHAIRMAN vs. BOARD MEMBER. Kung CHAIRMAN ang in-offer-an ng admin ni Digong kay Mocha, MAGTAKA na kayo.

In fact, the blessings come to Mocha without effort at all. That’s good karma. Before she became a board member of the MTRCB, she was offered a job as a columnist for PhilStar’s OpEd section. I have read her articles and guess what, she’s better in expressing herself in Tagalog than in English. No offense to Mocha, but her articles in HOTSHOT sounded as if she’s writing an essay in class. LOL. Oh, well. At least, her articles are informative and analytical.

Why, do you want to read a SHAKESPEAREAN article that only talks about superficiality? No thanks. I don’t care if there’s poor grammar, for as long as it is constructed substantially.

Lastly—Maria Ozawa. So far, Maria Ozawa is the most wholesome, when it comes to simply being a sexy star. Ang mga sexy star kagaya niya, ginagalang. As a matter of fact, Ma-chan is waaaay more substantial than Kris Aquino when it comes to talking about sex. Speaking of being a sexy star, Ma-chan does not have venereal disease.

Sa mga tatlo, I think Ma-chan and Mocha are better than Ellen Adarna. At least, Double M’s did not engage into cheap proposals such as kissing a guy while smoking cigarette, pumapatol sa pamilyadong lalaki, at higit sa lahat, iyung tipong maglalasing kapag formal party. Tingin ko, MALALAOS sila Double M’s kapag naglasing sila sa Vin D’Honneur ni Tatay Digong, tsaka kapag hahalikan nila si Baste Duterte habang nagyoyosi (LOL).

Kaya tingnan niyo, mas LAPITIN sina Double M’s kay Ellen Adarna—kapag mag-dyi-GYM lang sila, at least hindi sila maglalabas ng YOSI tsaka ALAK, tsaka instant post sa IG stories nila. KALOKOHAN kapag gym ka ng gym, exercise ng exercise ta’s maglalabas lang ng ALAK tsaka YOSI. Tok shet or, POST SHET ang tawag dun.

Sure na mawawalan ka ng credibility kapag hindi ka role model sa mga followers mo. Tama ba, KubetAA!?

As a matter of fact, hindi talaga GOOD EXAMPLE tsaka ROLE MODEL si KubetAA eversince. Masabi lang na totoong tao ka, gagawa ka lang ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan!? In fact, I don’t buy her “nagpapaka-totoo” shit, since she’s a hypocrite NAN DESU. Akala kasi niya, paniniwalaan siya ng mga madla, na kesyo palaban siya, totoong tao kaagad—when in fact, Ellen Adarna is the real transparent one. The only thing that is wrong with Ellen is that, she makes her “totoong tao” as an excuse, gaya na lang sa Star Magic Ball. NAPAHIYA tuloy si Ejay Falcon dahil sa kanya.

In fact, Ellen won’t survive the elitist culture of DLSU or even AdMU at all. Kahit maraming mga liberated tsaka Westernized ang ugali sa mga sosyaling pamantasan, bawal pa naman (not necessarily bawal, but you know what I mean) ang magpakita ng pag-uugaling WALWAL, kahit party time sa gabi. I bet, the upper-middle class and lower-elite class Cebuanos in posh uni’s would rather be ASHAMED of Ellen as their compatriot.

If Ellen wants to still be in showbiz, why can’t she go back to corporate life in Cebu and invest for herself? As a matter of fact, she does not need anymore to be an artista, since she can work naman for the family business (eh mukhang AYAW niya, eh). Buti pa nga ang mga kapatid niya, successful sa kanilang trabaho sa family businesses nila—eh si Ellen, parang wala lang.

Oh well.

Well at least, you now know the difference, ah? See why Mocha is really popular—in fact, it won’t matter if she becomes OVERRATED. Besides, Mocha comes from a family of professionals. Her late father was a judge who handled the most sensitive case in Pangasinan, while her mother is a physician. Mocha intended to follow her mother’s footsteps to become a doctor—until she chose her passion, which is music.

Also, Mocha is waaaaay more substantial than Ellen. I do not know much about Mocha, until she became DDS. Besides, if Mocha is being the butt of jokes of many elite intellectuals, at least she does not mind them. Di baleng maging butt of jokes, kesa naman sa maging subject of hatred ka. Look at Nancy Binay, she was the butt of jokes, but to be honest, she only took it with a grain of salt. Kumbaga, iba parin talaga kapag na-BFF ka ni Senyora Santibañez.

Doon na lang ako sa mga kagaya ni Mocha Uson, kahit butt of jokes, sige laban parin—kesa naman sa mga elitistang feeling matalino, eh NGAPA din naman pagdating sa logic.

Kung babansagan niyo lang sina Mocha, Ellen, o Ma-chan ng “maghubad na lang kayo,” eh di WOW! #NeverForget what the Robin Padilla fans did to Ma-chan, after she addressed her concerns regarding Binoe’s EXIT during their film, “Nilalang.” Pati grammar ni Ma-chan, binira pa nila. HELLO!? Ganyan ba ka-babaw ang mga Pilipino pagdating sa grammar, kahit Haponesang mahasa sa Ingles, hindi niyo pa palalampasin!? Her grammer has NOTHING to do with the “Nilalang” controversy, because Robin Padilla has to take care of his wife Mariel Padilla (the original pabebe queen), because of her delicate pregnancy—with triplets.

And the shallow-tards will blame Ma-chan for the miscarriage!? HOW PATHETIC!

Besides, marami paring mga taong MABABA ang tingin sa mga sexy star—but—

I don’t mind people bashing KubetAA not because sexy star siya—wala akong paki kung sexy star ang isang tao. Kung kilala ka dati pa as infamous and controversial—tsaka nagsisimula ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan, well, prepare to be a has-been. Hindi pu-pwede sa Japan ang ganyang ugali. I bet, kung magiging sexy actress lang si KubetAA dun, malamang, nag-enjo kosai na ang gaga. Worse, madali siyang ma-LAOS dun. And the worst!? Baka masira pa ang imahe ng mga Pilipino dahil sa kanya.

Magpasalamat si KubetAA at hindi siya Haponesa. Kung Haponesa siya, matagal na siyang nalaos, tsaka na-bully ng mga tiga-Japanese media.

And when the Japanese will keep on bullying her, she won’t help but to commit seppuku. Besides, if AA apologizes, most of the time it is due to pressure from the rather meticulous Japanese shakai.

Note: To Aljur Abrenica, tandaan mo ‘to! Kung sa Japan ka siguro naging artista, matagal ka na sigurong LAOS! Also, baka i-bully ka talaga ng matindi ng Japanese media niyan—at kung magiging kayo man ni Kylie sa Japan—at ikakasal pa kayo, you might end up being divorced like Amuro Namie and Sam Maruyama. Additional trivia: In fact, Namie’s personal experience as a divorcee and a single mom that time made her have two more (in)famouns tattoos on her left arm—which is a tribute to her late mother (with really crappy Engrish LOL), and to her son. No wonder, Senyor Komikado and I agree with simply one thing—we both hate Namie-chan’s tattoos on her left arm—they’re FUGLY. Mukha talagang pang-kulungan ang tattoo niya (the way it was etched was EUGH! Also, it was written in Engrish); good thing she had it erased (please, if you can’t speak English at the first place, you better NOT have English tattoos). I bet, Namie only had tattoos to go against her management, which deprived her from her freedom to live like a normal person.

Ironically though, Maria Ozawa shared that she was “treated like crap” when she was staying in Japan. No wonder, living in Japan could—make or break your impression towards Japan.

If Ma-chan is treated like crap… prolly AA will be treated like crap a gazillion times much worse…

Well, not surprising there—AA will be forced to commit seppuku once she becomes (in)famous/controversial—in Japan. Besides, ayaw na ayaw ng mga Hapones ang madalas naglu-lose face—and does not give a damn.

So, there you have it! Now you know why I bashed AA a lot of times!

Revisiting… the Filipino Freethinkers [Updates and Announcements]

Buti na lang at umalis na ako sa Filipino Freethinkers [Updates and Announcements] na iyan.

Sa totoo lamang po, iyun lang po ang New Year’s Resolution na TALAGANG nadaan ko sa GAWA at hindi sa salita.

The Filipino Freethinkers? Huwag ako bes. Bago pa man dumating ang election peak season, I already LEFT FF FOR GOOD. You know what I’m saying?

Ngayon ko lang nalaman na ang mga elitista doon, panay ang denunciation kay Tatay Digong. Well, what did he do to you?

If you want to know more, CLICK HERE!

Revisiting the Filipino Freethinkers [Updates and Announcements]

In fact, Sass Rogando Sasot is opening up about her experience when she used to be in FF group.

Krizette Chu said:

Filipino Freethinkers has changed. Hindi na sya gaya dati. I unfollowed. It used to be a really fascinating group even when I did not agree with it all the time. I used to think it was a forum for openminded people. Now they’re just pushing their ideas on everyone. Freethinker, sheesh.

TOTOO IYAN! In fact, many of these active members are IMPOSING their beliefs to people who have an opinion that is completely different from them. Buti pa sa GRP Community, at least, kahit may elitismo din doon, at least people in GRP Community are far more welcoming.

RT said:

Lol who listens to their podcasts? I don’t. Bakit ko sasangin oras ko sa mga conyong nagdidiscuss ng mga irrelevant ideas to our context in the Philippines.

Pansin mo yung FF page panay post about Science, religion and other high-faluting ideas. But never anything about poverty and our OFWs. Akala nila nasa Europe tayo with it’s liberalism.

Finally, have you seen where they hold meet-ups? So very opulent. I can attest, right after their meet-ups they go to the nearest mall and/or Starbucks and polish each other’s knobs.

Malakas ang tindig ng COLONIAL MENTALITY ng mga elitista ng tiga-FF. Basta Western culture, mataas ang tingin nila doon–and they tend to look down on Asian culture.

And, I also agree that they do not talk about the OFWs. Seriously, nakaka-tindig balahibo lamang po. No one will ever discuss about the suffering of the OFWs abroad–and true indeed, they thought that most Filipinos will adopt the European-style of liberalism. Don’t you know that Scandinavia is the European region they look up to?

RT also added:

It’s actually quite telling where they hold their meet ups and what they do afterwards. When I attended one back in 2012, I felt something was off.

Now, with the benefit of hindsight I can put in words what was a bit off. Their meet-ups have this air of feeling elites or altas. Sure there is discussion of ideas but it’s quite telling that afterwards they go to the nearest mall or sosyal place and socialize. As in, for an organization that was founded on enlightening Filipinos it’s quite telling they have the feel of being “sosyal”.

Hay, buti na lang, hindi ako uma-attend ng mga meetups nila. Baka ma-BADTRIP lang ako diyan. Anyways, kung magmi-meetup man lang ako, doon na lang ako sa Divorce Advocates of the Philippines (DAP) o sa mga meetups ng mga fans ni Masato Sakai o ni Aga Muhlach. LOL.

PRG said:

Buti na lang di ako pumunta sa meet ups. It was 2012, they were supposed to be a fascinating group at that time pero ganun na sila. It really annoys me that some of them think they’re intellectually superior to others when some people can’t have a “deep,” “philosophical” conversation with them. Hindi ibig sabihin na “shallow” at “empty-headed” ang isang tao porket hindi nila pinag uusapan ang ganung bagay. There are some things that are too deep for words. And others express it through their actions, and how they live. It speaks for them instead. At kelan pa naging shallow ang pinoy? Filipinos are survivors in the first place.

Eh mga feeling matalino naman ang mga karamihan sa mga tiga-FF, eh. What’s news?

Well, I really cannot say that Filipinos are shallow and superficial. In fact, I could say that they’re simple-minded–but they have to outgrow it, and step up from their comfort zones.

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Marami na akong naka-alitan sa Filipino Freethinkers. So, if you want to be called a “freethinker,” first off, you have to respect others’ opinion–not impose your own, as if you’re politically correct. Alam niyong applicable sa mga pisting yawang mga elitista sa FF, ang gan’tong quote:

Ayaw na nga sa diktaturya, kung umasta naman, daig pa du’n!

MSP, on the rage against the Marcos burial

Talk nga ng talk, wala namang walk. Ang tawag du’n, tok shet!

MSP, on the hypocritical people

In fact, who cares if the elitists of the Filipino Freethinkers are really THAT GOOD in English? Apparently, the elitists of FF are sucking in logic.

PALAMUNIN ang mga elitista ng Filipino Freethinkers group

Like any other elitist, they only feed through others’ hard-earned money.

If they really want to be respected, why can’t they support and advocate TRUE democracy? Simply put, they’re like any other LIBERAL ELITES who impose their self-righteous beliefs towards theists.

AS IF NAKAKA-BOBO PALA ANG MAGIGING MAKA-DIYOS!?

Una sa lahat, hindi para sa lahat ang ATEISMO. HELLO! Nothing beats the word of mouth, so Jesus Christ really existed. Ang magsasabing mythological figure si Hesukristo eh, hindi pa nakakaranas ng kabutihan sa buhay. Kahit anong religion iyan, may MILAGRO iyan! Kahit sa Buddhist o sa Islam nga, mayroon eh!

To be honest, do not always expect a miracle. Alam niyo ba ang milagro? Nangyayari lang iyun BY CHANCE, so ang kailangan doon ay–consistent fervent prayers and devotions lamang po para lang magkaroon ng milagro.

Senyor Komikado’s statements

As years pass by, pahigpit ng pahigpit ang mga patakaran ng FF. How ironic, they condemn the Marcos regime, calling Macoy a “tyrant,” samantalang these same elitistang twatards who are mods of FF at the same time practice tyranny by powertripping its own members. OHA, they don’t actually practice what they preach. In short, POSER!

Even Marlene Aguilar will call the elitists in FF as “posers.” Poser to the point that, kunwaring LIBERAL, ngunit sa totoo lang talaga, they are FAR from being liberals–and what “FREE” in freethought? I don’t see it.

“Tapos yang mga atheists na yan sobrang mangmang sa basic philosophy. Good without God daw sila eh kapag walang diyos sa world view mo, wala na ring good at evil, mga bobo talaga. Tapos eto pa, 80% chance, kapag atheist automatic weaboo din kasi sa anime lang nila nakikita yung preferred reality nila kasi loser sila sa totoong buhay. Tapos mga atheists suportado rin nila ang LGBT kasi sobrang undesirable nila sa mga straight women kaya baka sa LGBT group may pumatol sa kanila.”

This is the excerpt from the original “Fruitful and Feisty Filipino Memes” FB page. Well, nag-2.0 and FFFM ay dahil tingin ko, target sila ng “IBAGSAK ang mga pro-Duterte pages,” c/o the Yellow horde.

Heto ang BEST description sa mga elitista sa Filipino Freethinkers. And the last sentence? WELL, iyan ang most accurate tsaka precise na statement tungkol sa kanilang lahat.

Hindi nakapagtataka, the elitistas in FF flaunt their so-called “intelligence,” but all they do is nothing but to talkshit to other members of the group. It’s not even new to fresh eyes (sariwang mata pa iyan, ah! Hindi po mata ng isda ang tinutukoy ko!) that many of the active members of Filipino Freethinkers group post the same old gasgas crap, only to “please” the power-tripping mods.

Hindi po matalino ang mga elitista–lalo na sa Rational Filipino group? Huwag ako bes! Someone actually added and added me on Rational Filipino, until I deleted him on FB for good. Don’t me with Rational Filipino–it’s so far the most toxic, and the most tyrannical group ever. Kapag magsabi ka lang ng opinyon na IBANG-IBA sa mga members dun, bansagan ka.

If you think that the Yellow Oligarchs restored Philippine democracy, then you must be an idiot. Democracy na nga, but it was at the expense of our world-class economy naman! #FactCheck, it was Cory Aquino who made the Philippines into a third-world country. Kung sa tingin niyo eh umuunlad ang Pilipinas dahil sa demokrasya, absence ng diborsyo pati na rin ang homophobia, eh ibig sabihin nun, mga bobotic na tupa lang kayo na adik sa Inquirer, ABS-CBN at saka sa mga websites gaya ng Thinking Class of the Philippines.

Now stop pretending to be a leftist. Mauunawaan ko pa siguro kung leftist o anarchist kayo, eh hindi eh. You elitistas in FF are the same bunch of spoiled brats who do not do your homework, play video games everyday and watch anime while limiting yourself to the following sources: Inquirer, mga akda ng mga anti-Marcos, history textbooks pati mga textbooks na pro-Dilaw atsaka anti-Marcos.

Watching anime or playing video games should NOT be an excuse to have low grades in school. Also, hindi po sila excuse para lang kumitid ang utak niyo.

And what’s with glorifying America, anyway?

Isang MALAKING SAPAK po ito sa mga tiga-FF.

To be honest, dapat noong 2015 pa ako UMALIS ng Filipino Freethinkers. Apparently, it was my mistake to let my online friend join the group, or be a member of the group is because–I just want to introduce her to a group that is willing to promote liberal thinking in the Philippines.

Turns out, the Filipino Freethinkers group betrayed me–well, my beliefs, that is.

To have a peace of mind, I actually left the Filipino Freethinkers, then slowly, didn’t bother logging in to GirlTalk anymore.

The FF group has lost its credibility

…and sad to say, Rappler is at the brink of following suit. Tune in to senyorkomikado to find out.

RP said:

I used to be a member of that group when we we’re supporting the Reproductive Health Bill but now the Filipino Free Thinkers has allied with the Catholic Church in speaking against the president. The same organization that they butt heads with when RH Bill was an issue. Sad to say, Nawalan na sila ng purpose ng naging law ang RH that they have to find a new villain to demonize to make themselves look good. Lahat na lang ng issue pinapatulan just to drive the point home na liberal sila. I hope mabasa nila ito because I know some of them pero p-ny3ta, Red Tani, Celdran and company, pro abortion kayo or at least yung mga extreme left sa grupo nyo tapos ngayon may issue kayo about criminals getting killed ? Ano yan,sinasakyan nyo na lang for attention para lang mapangatawanan na liberal kayo? Baka mamaya pati PETA like stunt gawin nyo.Oa na kayo promise kaya i stop following that page.

Well, I also unfollowed Carlos Celdran, or Pareng Kaloy’s page.

KALOKA! Halata namang bayaran si Celdran, eh! Also, he does not take kindly into constructive criticisms. Buti pa nga si Prof. Xiao Chua, willing naman to take criticisms–and guess what? Sir Xiao maintains good relations with Prof. Antonio Contreras.

Also, ano palang pinaglalaban ni Kaloy pala!? He even BRAGGED about destroying a pro-DUTERTE baller from a nurse, who supported Duterte.

GAN’TO KA-GARAPAL ang mga putapeteng Dilawan! I thought Kaloy will remain pro-Marcos, but he’s actually a hypocrite. Siya ang matatawag kong–KLOSETANG ELITISTA. Halata namang fashion statement lang niya ang pagiging Loyalista niya kuno, eh. Para lang masabi na–he’s the patron of the arts, therefore, he was pro-Marcos.

To be honest, mas credible pa nga ang mga ss. na nilalang:

Prof. Antonio Contreras, Marlene Aguilar, Sass Rogando Sasot, Mocha Uson, Atty. Bruce Rivera, and a lot more.

#KomiSays: Pagtawanan niyo pa si Marlene tsaka Mocha, HNNG! In fact, Marlene Aguilar denounces Leni Robredo as the Vice President–if Marlene Aguilar were the sorceress, she would say, “Isasahog ko, ang kaluluwa ni Monchang, sa LUGAW!”

In fact, the Freethinkers didn’t only targeted Mocha as their laughing stock. Pati si Marlene Aguilar, they also made her a laughing stock. WOW, so kapag paniniwalaan mo si Marlene, crazy talk pala, ah!?

This made me think of leaving the FF group–for good.