Why AA is controversial

Aside from the fact that she always fight with other women because of the guy, and aside from that fact that she is a “prosti-tot,” actually kasi, ‘yun nga, eh. Bata pa lang siya, eh parang hindi na siya pwedeng tanggapin ng Candy Magazine and Chalk.

Probably the most evident reason is because, she earned fame through a number of controversies. Do you think it’s a right move to create issues just to garner fame? Be the judge.

Once more… she’s no other than a histrionic, conceited spoiled brat. Now, before you accuse me of being a spoiled brat, do you think I created issues to become famous? Never ako nang-away ng babae just because of a guy, and just in case you’re thinking about attacking my ex-crush’s ex-gf, well, although she’s not really doing bad things naman, I think she’s not nice, tingin mo pa lang mukha nang– hindi approachable type (haha, siguro sinumbong ni ex-crush ‘yung mga bad thing against sa kanya, ‘no? He can’t help it anymore. Worse, I said bad things about her [well at least I don’t deny the fact that I really despise that person] because y’know, hindi ko siya feel and shit, well forget the rest of the story). (Well, assuming lang, ha?) However, one of my buddies’ gf naman, on the other hand is actually, really a very jealous type. Isang mishap or isang wrong or probably suspicious move mo pa lang, aawayin ka na niya kaagad without even questioning. Well, wala na siyang magagawa kung gusto ko ‘yung mga quotes ng bf niya. Hindi ko siya inaaway whatsoever, so to fix the dilemma, she should not make me as the “reason” with their f*cked up relationship. At least, hindi naman ako nangangarap maging third-party, or worse, homewrecker.

In the case of AA, she’s really, a natural slut. She’s a homewrecker at her own right (but for others, that “right” is in question), and regarding that, how come she stole the spotlight with another girl’s guy? Remember this actor whom she dated, na may anak na sa ibang babae, tapos, siya pa ‘yung magagalit. How stupid, right? You’re the third-party, and yet, ikaw pa ‘yung nagde-deny. No one, not even a single person, has the right to compare me to AA since, I am not as palengkera as her and hello!? At least I live up with the values I was taught to live with, and not only that, kapag galit ako sa isang tao, kahit sabihin n’yo pang wala akong sinasanto (worse, mandamay ng tao), excuse me? Hindi ako retokada, hindi ako nagpalaki ng boobs, at never akong nagpa-liposuction ng arms. Also, hindi naman ako nagpaayos ng ilong, like DUH! Also, if you think I have the same attitude with AA, do you think I’m being nitpicked like her? Of course not! At saka, to my critics, haters and to those who knew me like long or short, AA isn’t really THAT talented. Obviously, she’s a spoiled brat, and siguro naman, kung tatagal ang career niya, maybe she might end up like Kate Hudson, or worse, Megan Fox. Alright, lemme tell you that she can be compared to Taylor Momsen (yeah, Taylor Momsen, however, is a juvenile delinquent, just before she turned 18). We might not know, channel 2 is only over-hyping her is because of her “so-called” “beauty”. Again guys, don’t call me a jealous hater. Maputi lang siya, at nakakaumay ‘yung face niya! The f*ck. Hindi siya pang-mayaman na role, and of course, no matter how she looks “sosyal,” hindi siya marunong magdala. Cheap parin siya. She may only look sosyal, but that’s about it.

No wonder, na-isyuhan na naman siya about the “break-up” thing. True or not, basta, it is expected. Maybe kaya lang siya ino-overhype ng DOS is because, para lang magustuhan siya ng mga tao. However, I find it something more of a propaganda than something worth memorable. If she doesn’t really know how to lie…

Ang tunay na prangka, inaamin din ang kanyang mga pinaayos sa katawan.

Remember that.

My Terrible Dream

So, my dream is about the Assuming Hypocrite. Don’t ask me who that person is. Like what I said, I don’t name-drop, ok?

Allow me to shit down my thoughts and read it.

I know, it’s weird, but that person showed some clues about me. BV naman talaga, oo. Parang tinatamaan pa ako, and worse, I’d say that I really feel insulted… tapos panaginip lang naman pala. Kairita lang.

Well, back to reality

Alright, the assuming hypocrite is about… err, someone who doesn’t preach the teaching this dude would deliver to the audience. I personally think that it’s really very much degrading if you find something more superior than what you teach, unless you’re making it easier. But in this case kasi, this dude’s sort of making the lessons hard (y’know that!? Nosebleed!?). Tell me how much would you want us to earn, pero hindi talaga kaya, eh. Why force them to make their noses bleed (whether literally or figuratively)?

‘Yung isa kong kakilala naman kasi, honestly that dude’s more approachable pa nga kesa sa binabanggit ko dito, eh. Yes, and they’re somehow related with one another, well… more than related. It was quite a shock since the one that I’m mentioning right here is somehow hindi tipong makakausap mo, but the other one naman kasi, mas okay pa siya. I really don’t know why, pero wala pa akong naririnig na comparison between the two.

Wala akong pakialam sa mga backfighter

Well, ‘wag ka lang halatado.

Pakialam ko ba kung ayaw mo talaga sa akin. ‘Di ba dapat, ang sagot mi ay, “Wala akong pakialam.” Pero kung friend mo talaga ako, dapat may pakialam ka.

Ang ayaw ko talaga kasi sa tao, eh halatang plastic at s’yempre, ‘yung tipong babastusin lang siya ng ordinaryong tao. Hindi porke’t sikat ka na, eh, plastic ka na.

Ang ibig sabihin lang kung hindi ka namamansin, ang sagot ay: Feeling artista. Nakikisawsaw sa kasikatan ng ibang tao para makilala lang bilang, “ikaw.” Ang kasikatan ay nanggagaling sa’yo lamang, hindi sa ibang tao.

Ang kinaiinisan ko sa isang tao ay…

Kung alam ninyo ang spoiler, ‘wag na lang kayo mag-comment.

Nakakairita kapag ako’y minamarunong ng iilan sa mga kabataan ngayon. Halos hindi ako maka-imik dahil kung anong gusto nila, ‘yun ang dapat sundin. Pweh! Mukha nila, pero kung ako kaya ang bumuka ng bibig, at sabihin sa kanila’y, “Kiki ng ina n’yo! Mga walang modo!”, eh s’yempre, bastos na nga pala ako ngayon. Pero sa katotohanan, mas bastos ako kesa sa akala ninyo.

You know naman kasi, it’s better to make flattery or praise to someone who isn’t really pretty, basta mabait siya at magalang. AANHIN mo an ganda mo kung masama naman ugali mo, hindi ba? Para sa akin, kapangitan ang tawag mo sa magandang mukha pero kasing-ugali ang mga nambubugbog at mga pamatay-tao. Bakit!? Sino bang disenteng taong gustong makipag-date sa mga pokpok na retokada (kilala mo ang sarili mo, kaya tama na ang angal-angal!)? O sabihin natin, retokada ang ugali!? HA! Hindi ka parin gaganda kahit anu pa mang RETOKE mo sa iyong hitsura, mapa-mukha o katawan… kung palengkera ka sa totoong buhay.

Gusto niyo bang malaman kung bakit kontrobersyal ang mga katulad ng kubeta? Heto ang mga dahilan na dapat ninyong isapuso (with deep feelings hahaha!):

1.) Bata pa lang, eh boldstar na. ‘Di ba dapat, hindi muna maging pokpok!?
2.) Malandi siya, kahit dati pa.
3.) Pa’no siya sumikat!? Sa mga issue!

Kung maganda parin siya sa tinging niyo, alalahanin niyo, na PANGIT ang isang tao kapag masama ang ugali niya. Para siyang suso (no epiglottal stop, and yes, ‘yung ‘yung hayop na alaga ni SpongeBob) sa paningin ko– kunwaring bait-baitan, santa-santita, pero sa totoo lang, mabaho. Parang CR, nga.

Nakaka-nosebleed, hindi ba!?

Why Megan Fox is no longer the talk of the town

No wonder she revived the hot brunette stereotype.

I will NEVER ever watch Transformers 3, even though people would say that the new McKayla (spelling check please) is err… hotter. Megan should’ve NOT backed out. Promise, she wouldn’t be famous if not because of Transformers series.

Megan Fox is known for being so trying-hard to be edgy-seductive. Guys, cussing “fuck them because they don’t know shit” is like being so wild and really outrageous. Alright, call me traditional, but if you’re a woman, and a celebrity at the same time, you only use foul words off-cam. But being bad-mouthed to make you look more “sexy” makes you less sexy. Promise, Megan would’ve saved her career just in case she would minimize her cussing.

Regarding the nip-tucks things, Megan looks better without those surgeries. She has boobs, but why did she made it bigger!? Her lips are alright, but why make it bigger!? Now she’s a walking Barbie. People diss her because of those things: 1.) she cusses; 2.) nip-tucks.

Lastly, she objectifies herself rather than accepting the project offerings. She’s overshadowed by other stars simply because she backed out from Transformers. The series wouldn’t be that awesome without her presence. She should thank Transformers because they made her famous.

Y’know who you are (;

Note to Roxy: Err, this is my first blind item joke only. Honestly, I would only show some suspicious details, or maybe I’ll just PM/DM you the uh-hmm-ness? (;

To that… person

You are a hypocrite.

WERE you the one who called me mentally special? Oh, come on. You said, you’re going to say “sorry,” but what happened? You never thought that you broke someone’s heart.

How many enemies DID you have? Maybe 100? Gosh, thinking that you’re not going to do the “job” of the exhaust pipe, why are you sipping burning tobacco and blowing all the “shit” coming from that thing you’re “sipping” or lezzay… “suck”? You’re the one saying “eww” to that thing, but you just ate your words. You’re the one who sucks ass and y’know what? I’m giving up on you already.

I was expecting you’re going to say “sorry” towards me, but I never felt your sincerity. Then why are you asking me if I’m a retarded child or something!? Well, contrary to what people think, at least I am not a cunt!

To the chink (that’s right dude! You’re the target!)
…and please, don’t  call me a racist. [Clue: He’s a chink, he’s 180cm+ and of course, during the recent years he’s trying too hard to be a rock star. He’s a student.]

あなただけ知っている必要がある場合Guysは、なぜ私はので私は”西洋の世界”とは何かにさらされているという事実を、とてもよく私のブロックでない仲良くなかったんですが、真実は、彼らは、間違ったリーダーを選んだそして推測何か。あなたは今までの平均値と失礼だ誰かのために投票し、敵を持っていることの記録を持っていたでしょうか?率直に言って、私はあの人で見るでしょう – 望ましくない誰かを。あなたのいくつかは疑わしいものを知っていれば、それはすべての後に私の問題ではありません。重要な何ですか?あなたが考える人に比べてはるかに友好的だ、誰かがその位置に配置する必要があります。 [おやっ、すべてのbullsh* Tと私の屈辱を開始する話を、私はその男が首謀者であると仮定します。]

Cringes. [Go translate it at Google Translate!]

Thinking that I’m not a cunt, well, I’m making this something that you should read on.

I know you still hate me – even until now

Guess what? You’re trying so hard to be a rockstar, right? You got it, folks. He does the job of the exhaust pipe and make his head clean cut. To the ch*nk, I have MOVED on with the thing that caused our fight, but not the blog thing, ok? It is because of something you loved, and I just joined because of you. Now we’re broke. Gosh. Thinking that I’m still peeping at you, doing the job of the exhaust pipe — I’m brainier than you think. I always see in you that, you “don’t care.” Alright, you may call me whatever you want — but of course, remember you’re unattractive in some way, just don’t ask me how.

Now don’t expect me to forgive you; expect me to slap your face.

…and you said, “Alright, I will stop. I don’t have a life, huhuhu.”

Bastard.

Well, the reason why I wrote this is because… I want you to comment this time. GO AHEAD! Scream whenever you want! Sooner or later, your phone and the now-defunct MacBook laptop are only “second-hand,” or maybe… “tenth-hand.” I am NOT afraid of you.

You refused to ask me when I was on the hotseat.

…and in this question-asking website, you were screaming “rofl desperate retard stalker.”

No, I won’t include that “HW” anymore. Glad thing that was over.

Oh, before you leave: Just remember what I said. You’ll forever be a giant, nut-headed chink, with an exhaust pipe from the oral part of your whole self. 😉  I know you’re hiding against me because… just because. I’m not angry at you or maybe really addicted to you, because you’re a walking marijuana. And I’m giving up on you, cannabis!

PS: Just in case you’re going to block me in ANY way, remember, you’re not the young, sexy and controversial starlet. There’s the clue. You might not want to end up like that, right?

High IQ equates a delusional…?

Now the Senadora palengkera is at it again.

(Reading the UP expelled students… survey…)

Man, how many times did Miriam Defensor-Santiago made palengkera moments in the court/senate? Alright, honestly, she should see a psychiatrist. Menopausal ‘ata ‘to, ah. (Yow! Don’t make issues on this one!)

There are some things I appreciate on her efforts (RH Bill, pick-up lines, Importance of Rule of Law), but being a delusional senator-judge is sort of equivalent to a schizophrenic. It’s much worse than someone with an attitude problem, really.

Honestly, she shouldn’t make her son’s suicide as an excuse on her “mental disorder.” Well, maybe she’s sort of menopausal, but I think she’s on her 60’s. However, being delusional as a senator-judge doesn’t have to make you “feisty.” It simply makes you… irritable. Period.

I understand her frustrations, but I just don’t feel understanding her, in terms of over-all rating. I guess she should stick doing some pick-up lines because we don’t want to see her irritable all the time, right? Believe it or not, the lighter side of life is saying that, “May baril ka ba? Kasi, kapag ikaw ay nasa bahay, laging may putok!”

However, she’s a serious judge, not a stand-up comedian.