Another Pete Ampoloquio article… hmmm… BI kasi eh

Sikat na sexy star di raw kagandahan, maputi lang

HAHAHA!Ang tataray naman ng mga madre sa eskwelahang dati-rati’y pinapasukan ng isang sikat lang sa telebisyong young sexy actress.

Sikat daw sa telebisyon lang, o! Hahahahaha!

“Since high school, pasaway na talaga siya,” so says our source in obvious reference to this fabulously gorgeous young sexy actress. “Her guidance counselor (a nun, naturally…Hahaha!) still remembered her cavalierly uncouth ways.”

Sang-ayon daw sa mabait na madre, this young woman gave her tremendous headache during her stay in an exclusive school in Kyusi.

“Imagine,” our friend asseverates, “aside from bringing cigarette and liquor in the campus, she, too, was spotted wearing a skimpy bikini inside the car. Hahaha!
Ang taray-taray talaga ng ate mo even before pa.

“Pero ang nakakaloka, hindi bilib sa kanyang beauty ang madreng kabeso namin,” intones our friend.

“She would always say with a straight face na she is not pretty, maputi lang daw. Hahahahaha!

Well, during her early years in the movies when her nose was kind of bulbous (she didn’t have the money for the kind of nose job that she had much later on) and she was plump, she was just an ordinary starlet.

“Wala ngang pumapansin sa kanya noon, di ba?” avers our friend. “Palagi kasing naka-flat shoes kundi man sneakers and was not very particular about make-up. Nito lang namang mapunta siya sa Star Network nag-improve ang kanyang aura at naging super flawless.

“Credit it to her almost weekly visit to her dermatologist who’s injecting glutathione to her skin to give it that flawless and satiny glow.
“Ang ate niya ang talagang flawless at maputi.”

‘Yun na!

Kaya rin daw napaka-flat ng kanyang abdominal area kahit tamadera siyang mag-exercise ay dahil sa magic ng plantsa sa kanyang tiyan. Hahahaha!

Bonggaderic din ang kanyang nosejob. As you guys must have noticed, di na kalakihan ang kanyang ilong. It has been tapered down considerably and is now more suited to a woman. Hahaha!

Pa’no na kung wala na ang siyensya? Would she still look ravishingly beautiful? Hahaha!

‘Yun na!

Mandarayang kagandahan. Hahahahaha!

Source

Tito Pete, well all know that you’re making parunggit of AA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ano raw ‘yon!? Prostitot since birth, and nagdadala ng cigarettes at pampalasing? GOSH, NO WONDER!

[PS: I will make a separate article about Pete Ampoloquio in me main blog.]

Halata namang OLD-looking si AA because nagyoyosi pala siya!? Hmmmm…

Nakakaloka talaga! Pati ba naman ako napapa-WOW ako sa iyong mga articles. No joke, nakakaaliw po talaga kayo!

One thought on “Another Pete Ampoloquio article… hmmm… BI kasi eh

  1. Pingback: Writer Profile: Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr. « Molybdenum Studios

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