AA has blocked me, fo sho! But I don’t care…

AA, truth really hurts. Dahil artista ka, kindly handle yourself very well or else mauwi ka lang sa kubeta.

I know ikaw ang naging bad influence kay Maja Salvador. Granted, Maja is average-looking, malandi, pero some insist that she is good-looking kaya hinahabol ng mga lalaki. Like, ano ‘yun!? What happened to John Wayne Sace when he became “laos”?

Look at what happened to Rayver Cruz. Biglang nalaos dahil sa’yo! Pwe!

Pero buti na lang si Maja, hindi nagba-block ng Twitter people. Eh ikaw!? Oh come on, siya na nga ‘yung mas pa-kipot sa’yo, pero at least hindi siya kasing affected gaya mo.

Hindi rin ako fan ni Maja (ever since HAHA), pero infairness sa kanya, mas cool pa siya at kapag may isyu, hindi ‘yan totally pinapalaki a la away mo ng ate mo. Well, buti na lang rin at hindi ka ina-Anne Hathaway niyan sa The Buzz!

Hindi mo na kinayanan ang mga comments namin dahil totoo naman talaga, eh! I found it sarcastic when you faved our tweets, but the way you could handle it more has faded. You don’t even know how much Rayver could actually get from you until you have broken up. S’yempre, as a friend, Rayver will conceal your bad hmmmmph(!) unless you’re really enemies.

Pero saludo talaga ako kay Dennis Trillo na ide-deny ka lang niya as his girlfriend, because he only wanted a libreng fellatio from you! Way to go, ‘day!

Cristinang Maharot, I suggest you go to the psychiatrist — hindi ‘yung guidance counselor o ‘yung shrink, ah! Sa Dr. Dr. Dr. Psychiatrist ka talaga magpatingin! Feeling ko may personality disorder ka nga!

ReservoirDogs said:

Di talaga maganda si Christine Reyes. Kita ko ito sa Ateneo 3 years ago, may kasamang lalaki.  Maputla and hindi headturner – no sex appeal. Was surprised because she’s packaged as “hot”.  Maraming pang mas magandang students dun.

Cristine looks exactly the same in person as she is on TV. Siguro dahil sa make-up. But take a cue from Pete Ampoloquio, Cristine is ordinary without makeup. Therefore, she looks average.

Eh tingnan niyo naman kapag ma-expose ko lang ang byui ko sa personal (*ehem* CHOS!). You will really say that mas maganda pa ako sa kanya in terms of hmmmm… face value!? Joke lang, pero personally, Cristine is only fair-skinned. Paitimin niyo siya, para siyang brownie.

Oh noes, AA. Your nice friends that include the Magalona sisters, Rufa Me Quinto and hmmm… dami pa eh, they’re really doing their best to prove their worth. You should learn something from them naman, at least. If you cannot be as “reputation-worthy” as them, well, go to the psychiatrist.

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