Nobody messes up with my camera!

As usual… the rant again.

Bitches, please read my statement: I would rather have a photo taken with Kitchie Nadal (not a fan, though) and/or Alodia Gosiengfiao (sort of fan, but no way a fantard) rather than to waste my memory card/film on a skank like Cristine Reyes.

Sa lahat pa naman ng mga artistang na-picturan ko (gamit ang DSLR), why Cristine!?

Putang ina naman, oo!

Nobody borrows or forbids me to bring my camera (P&S or DSLR pa ‘yan!). I would appreciate it if people would forbid bringing camera just in case Cristine is there.

Bakit si Cristine pa!? Now I sense something really bad will happen… and that is the death of AJ Perez (not blaming AA here, but I believe seeing your least fave/most despised celeb, I believe will bring extremely bad luck).

You see guys, taasan niyo naman ang standards niyo. Granted, hindi tayo close kay AA, but please, in order to preserve good luck, no one dares to waste their memory cards to take photos of Cristine. Dapat, sinasayang ang memory card para kay Kitchie o kay Alodia, or kahit sila Sarah Geronimo pa ‘yan. O pwede na rin kay Coco Martin.

Okay lang kung kay Solenn o kay Lovi.

If in any case people would take photos of celebrities, no problem, kahit si Majarot pa ‘yan.

Pero please, utang na loob, not Cristine. Kung grad party ko pa ‘yan, people who are invited are forbidden (read: forbidden) to take pics of/with her in any way, o palapitin siya sa party namin. Malas siya, in a very negative way.

Nung na-karma si Cristine, siguro puro mga good news ang naririnig ko. Nung nag-break up sila ni Rayver Cruz, at the same time the Philippine economy is rising back from the ashes. Sasabihin niyo na naman na anong kinalaman ng loss ni AA sa pagka-rise ng economy ng ‘Pinas.

Cristine Reyes should always be persona non grata (speaking of photography thingz). Kahit ano pa mang establisyamentong papasukin niya, always make sure that an official photographer would always be present and tell the tourists there not to take photos of/with AA. Malas siya.

Eh tingnan niyo ang nangyari kay Whitney Houston. After she passed away, something really BAD will happen, and that is Ara Mina filing a libel case against AA. O see?

After AA broke up with Rayver Cruz, I know something really good will happen, and that is Kitchie Nadal’s comeback in the music industry — with a film coming at the same time.

Pero compare Kitchie then and now, mukha siyang nalipasan ng panahon, unlike sina Barbie na fresh parin ang dating. Ewan ko kung bakit maraming super duper adik kay Kitchie kung si Barbie ay mas may charisma’t appeal, lalo na’t post-baby body, sexy parin ang lola niyo.

Buti na lang hindi nagwala si AA sa lamay ni Antonello, or else — I MIGHT SLAP HER ON NATIONAL TV.

Ano sey niyo, mga madlang people? HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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