Angelina Jolie’s post-mastectomy breasts…

My take: Meeeehhhh… it’s too big for her frame, and I wonder why she was blessed (well not really!) with such full-cup C breasts for her waif frame. It does not suit her, I tell you! She looks much much better if she’s not a cup-C!

I bet the boob job speculations are quite true, and it’s all in the bra why Angelina has to make her boobs full–she wants to look fat! HAHAHA!

Also, she has no ass, but she has hips that are “forward” than “sidewards.” Therefore, it’s ugly.

Roxyisferox said about Phoem Barranda’s boobjob (haha, may seem off but relevant):

yung kay phoem, dapat magkalaman muna katawan niya bago magpalaki ng boobs. di proportional. parang pinasakan lang ng hinating orange.

In English, “Phoem should have meat on her body before she opt for a boobjob. It’s not proportional. It’s like orange-halves shoved on her chest.”

Yeah! This also applies to Angelina. I know that she’s only using bra to enhance her breasts, and the only reason why it’s a C because it’s saggy.

CLICK here for her Angelina’s naked photo!

They just seem big, but that’s because it’s saggy. Therefore, not too big, but not that small, either. Angelina has no excuses why she has a skinny frame with huge tits–it’s mere implants (and guess what? You could still breast-feed your children with implants!). Check out Lady Gaga’s tittays–they’re really saggy!

No wonder, there are lots of TMZ comments with regards to her post-mastectomy work!

CJ said:

She wanted new boobs and found a way to look like a saint in the process. Classy.

It was also rumored that Jon Voight discussed about Angie’s boobjob when she was not yet in her 20s, therefore, it’s kind of legit.

Talia said:


I thought she was courageous for having her breasts removed…I thought it really spoke to who she was as a woman and how she defined her power and femininity. But she’s so worried about having titties that she stuffed her chest with sacks. I don’t think that’s so courageous.

Letsbereal said:

Sounds like she wanted breast implants and her EXCELLENT publicists twisted the truth to say it was for fear of Breast cancer because of her relatives who died from it. I like Angelina a lot but I also know how smart she is. Implants come with risks too. She and the press twisted it to make it sound courageous when she probably just wanted a boob job. Probably.

Amazinglybored said:

So…. they look big, too big for her frame, j/s.

TMZ probably shouldn’t cover anything remotely sensitive and this topic is, not Jolie, but mastectomies. Don’t do it, TMZ.

This is the best comment I have ever received. She should have meat on her body first before having implants, and to think that getting implants is quite risky as well, she should have been better without those implants. She also has photos where she really looked meatier, and that’s where her boobs suit her frame. Don’t get me started that “skinny women with big boobs exist,” well they really do exist, but that’s because hormones will not be B&W–if hormones become B&W, it means that it also follows your height and body type at the same time!

CJ12 said:

im going to call bull**** on this one…she did so much **** talking about plastic surgery and never getting breast implants so she had to find another way to get her tits done without looking like a hypocrite. sad…

Meg said:

There is no way that she would have had a mastectomy and then reconstructive surgery and heal this fast. She would also have visible scars along the sides of the breasts, which are not evident here. I would not be surprised if this was all bullsh*t and not even true and she just had her boobs worked on. Being a nurse, I know there is no way in hell that she would have recovered this fast and also, her boobs would not be droppy as her’s are right now in this pic.

Not being a hater right here. While I do admire Angelina for being a humanitarian, that’s because she has changed from her sneaky past. People may accuse her for being a hypocrite, but that’s even more hypocritical is how you’re going to fling with a lot of men and you will deny it to death! It’s a good thing that Angelina will not marry Brad Pitt because of some issues regarding marriage–they will divorce immediately! HAHAHA! (Remember the Kim K-Kris Humphries wedding!?)

I do not doubt about Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy thing, but believe it or not, her breasts ever since never suit her skinny frame. Probably because she wants to look fat or meaty, she should have meat on her body first before having her breasts enhanced. No wonder, there are some speculations that she is having an eating disorder (haha, she was MEATIER than skinny, it only happens that she has a very disciplined diet, that’s all). I believe she either suffers from anorexia or bulimia, and this applies to some people like Snejana Onopka, Freja Beha Erichsen and the other super skinny models out there. Miranda Kerr, meanwhile, is out of the question. Given that she is super skinny, but that’s because she was born premature. No wonder she has this small-boned frame, so she opted to keep herself in good health, compared to other people who would defend themselves from eating disorder rumors.

Yes, you need a slim but meaty body to have bigger breasts! Skinny bodies without any meat should not allow cup-C breasts to come in! HAHA!|I think despite the bra, this is Angelina’s breasts at its smallest, and it suits her better.

I’d rather see Angelina wearing minimizer bras rather than the foam ones. I don’t really like walking Chupa Chups on the catwalk, unless you’re either Halle Berry or Tyra Banks (hahaha, speaking of hotness, they’re hotter).


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