He says, “Whu… whhhh… eh?”
He says, “EWW!”
Of course, not even Komikado will approve of it! (YEP, this is my first KOMIKADO REACTS rant post)
Komikado says, “Ahahahaha! I would not watch a soap opera whose asadora heroine is doing enjo kosai desu ne!”
Dear Fashion PULIS
I heard from DZZM teleradyo that KC Concepcion will be the one who will portray Darna. Okay… Cristine Reyes was not really my bet since she doesn’t live up to my expectation, but KC Concepcion? Come on! I’d rather choose Cristine over KC. In my humble opinion, Cristine is way better than KC. Her body, her curves, her everything is just perfect (not her attitude and prolly her complexion as well, but seriously, ABS-CBN need to stop giving projects to someone who does not only “fit” the description, but also does not know how to freaking act- though I have to commend KC for playing a kontrabida role because it perfectly fits her character and her real attitude).
I don’t know if this true, BUT the hosts of MISMO said that it was already confirmed… so I guess I will no longer look forward to watching Darna. The title should even be changed to DRABNA or DRAGNA.
EWWWW… perfect body mismo… si Kubeta!?
L-A-S-P-A-G ang matatawag mo sa katawan niya! Kahit saan mang anggulo ‘yan, mukha talaga siyang nilaspag ng 100 men na
nang-gang rape sa kanya! Take note of the word GANG RAPE! (Ipasok ang ahas! LMAO!)
I don’t like to watch a pornstar doing a Darna drama, it’s so fucking cheap! And not to mention that she’s only worth a fucking peso!
HAHAHA, as much as possible, Komikado will say this in English:
“It’s AGURII! AH-GOO-REE!” (It’s ugly)
If Komikado will be asked, he will probably answer in Filipino this time…
“Matatawag mo bang ‘puro’t malinis’ ang mga KAGAYA ni LAAspAAgitang AA!? Mangarap kayo! Ang puro’t malinis, hindi AA ‘yan. Yeah, malinis ang kutis ni AA, pero ‘yun na ‘yon!”
Komikado says, “Sono hoshi wa KUSO desu!” (That star is shit!)
Also, Komikado will provide dirty evidence (well the pics I will post will be courtesy of FP!):
Of course, Komikado will say:
AA should not be Darna! The asadora heroine (well, asadora is a Japanese term for “morning drama,” which is a trademark of NHK) will be a pornstar doing enjo kosai!? Ah please! Don’t gemme started with that! She’s U-GU-LY for the role!
The three pics via FP shows that AA is too laspag for the Darna role. If Angel and Marian nailed the roles A-OK, I don’t think AA would do the same as well. I would rather commit seppuku than watching AA as Darna… because it won’t give her justice!
Not even superstarmarian would approve of this one!
She will say:
“I’d ra-THOR nat wats it, eat’s AGLI! Agri kay Komikado, she’s Lust-FAG! Aym match be-THOR dan AA… haha!”
Komikado will respond:
“Hai! Marian, pah-reeeeezu! MARIAN ONEGAI SHIMASU! KANOJO WA KIREI DESU NE!”
Well, that’s all for now!
Coming up next: Komikado-sensei’s reaction towards superstarmarian!