Komikado Reacts/Komi Says: KU-BE-TA… REEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

Mas nakakatawa si Negra/Neggy! HAHAHA! >:D

Hahahaha! Basta kapag may KubetAA, si Neggy na lang ang sidekick comedian!? Buti na lang at kapag si Neggy, siya ang nakakatawa! Gaya ng dati!

Eww! Kaya super duper ultra extra MEGA saglit lang ang segment ni KubetAA ay dahil nakaka-irita na siyang panoorin! Hitzu pa lang niya, mukha na siyang trying-hard magpatawa!

Twitter Comments:

KubetaYUCKz

KubetaYUCK KubetaYUCKx KubetaYUCKxx KubetaYUCKxxx KubetaYUCKxxxx KubetaYUCKxxxxx

Ahahahahaha! Poking Ina naman kasi, eh! At isa pa, masyado pang conscious sa hitzu si KubetAA. Feeling maganda, pero tadtad naman ng retoke ang mukha niya: Nosejob, boobjob lipojob and lastly… BLOWJOB!

Ang chaka nga niya nowadays! As in, puro tadtad ng tattoo ang katawan niya. Nakakasuya! Ang sagwa! Sheeeeeeeeeeht!

Tingnan niyo naman nung nag-guest si P-Chi sa GGV:

At least may stage presence pa ang aleng P-Chi, ‘no! Putakte! Talo pa niya si KubetAA pagdating sa stage presence. Although tanders na rin ang lola niyo, pananalita pa lang niya, matatawa na kayo! ‘Yun nga lang, hindi siya gaanong nakakatuwa kumpara nung nakaraang henerasyon. Dito niyo makikitang… napa-retoke na rin si P-Chi, pero at least, wala paring kupas ang kanyang pagiging komedyante.

Komikado Reacts/Komi Says:

Cristine Reyes!? Meeeh… kahit papano, mas magaling namang magpatawa si Neggy, ‘no! At saka pagdating sa stage presence, daig pa siya ni Rufa Mae Quinto! Walang sinabi ang KubetAA lalo na’t ang ate niya ay professional comedienne din!

Hindi ba, mga AA-tards!?

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Pero huwag kayo, mas NAKAKATAWA naman ang latest niyang tattoo!

KubetAA

KubeTATz KubeTATzz

 

SHIIIIIIIIIT na MALAGKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! At eto pa ang nakita ko ah:

KubetaNOze

 

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Ang chaka lang niya! Putakte! Mukha parin siyang BAKULAWWWWW na pinaliit! EWWWWWWWW!

Isa siyang… nakakatakot na nilalang!

On Anderson Cooper’s reporting

I believe you, Mr. Cooper. Great to hear that from you.

It’s a great thing that you actually sent a message to Korina Sanchez–which is actually something that Arnito KlaviKords should learn. I bet, Atty. Freddie Villamor would love to be interviewed by you.

What journalism should really be

Guys, sometimes, foreign news outlets tend to be unbiased. See why I looked down on Korina Sanchez for dissing AC’s statements? Granted, CNN is said to be “for profit,” but journalists like Anderson Cooper and Christianne Amanpour are well-respected. In other words, ka-level nila sina Jessica Soho at Mike Enriquez–in terms of credibility.

Define journalism. It should be unbiased, direct-to-the-point, and lastly informative. It should not be rather, manipulated by personal biases. Who thinks that Korina’s strategic move is right? Carlos Celdran, may I call yo’ attention, please!

Sad to say, but ABS-CBN still sucks at the news department. Puro white-washing tsaka suck-ish din ang research team nila. In other words, the research team does not have camaraderie and teamwork at all–rather, there is crab mentality ongoing (reminds me of my own block section, to be brutally frank. They chose the wrong leader who did not set a good example, that reflects how dysfunctional my own block is–therefore, kung sino pa ang may dubious na personality, sila pa ang ina-angat. Very Pinoy typical rabid netizen society, indeed).

I hate to say this, but ABS-CBN does not teach people the RIGHT values. They will usually shove things that are not true, and as a matter of fact, ABS-CBN trains their people to become jologs, bordering in the jeje level.

After all, TV reception-wise, sophistication, news department and err… credibility? GMA wins, hands down. Face it, Kapamilya-tards! I am Kapamilya in some way, but I do not like the news department. I actually do not like how ABS-CBN trains their employees and TV personalities. Walang strict discipline. In other words, pagtatakpan at ipagtatanggol mo pa ang may kwestyonable ang ugali, hindi ba? Besides, TV Patrol’s revamp is actually a TOTAL FAIL because they brought again Kabayan and Korina Sanchez in the spotlight. I missed Kabayan’s show MGB, and he should rather be there–not in TV Patrol.

I guess, I have said enough. Mas marami pa ngang gustong mag-trabaho sa GMA kesa sa ABS-CBN since the former is even more accommodating when it comes to err… well… never mind. Mas good vibes naman ang GMA 7 kesa sa ABS-CBN.

No wonder, there are still loyal Kapuso people who are against DOS because… just because.

Ending…

Again, I applaud Mr. Cooper for his work as a journalist. More power to you!

“Self-incrimination” your face, JLN!

Middle class your CHAKAnezz face, Janet Lim-Napoles!

Mas naniniwala ako kay Ka Benhur kung ganon, dahil marami siyang alam tungkol sa mga kabulastugan mo bilang isang pork barrel scam denial queen. And to think that you’re denying the rest of the 20 NGOs at isa lang ang NGO na itinaguyod mo for charity purposes? Jeezes, istoryahe ka ‘day!

Well, as much as I would like to pity Jeane, this is a SHOGA-fucking-NAI situation. Isampal ka lang ni Tita Bisaya sa pagiging etchosera mo!

Hindi ka naka-imik nung kinwestyon ka ni Ka Miriam, hindi ba? Alam niyang ikaw ay hindi nagsasabi ng totoo, and I bet, mas kampi pa siya kay Benhur Luy. Pasalamat ka at considerate siya in front of you, but you didn’t know that she’s a professional backfighter! Kung siya siguro naging pangulo ng Pilipinas, malamang, nagpakamatay ka na for sure!

Hindi kataka-taka kung nag-AMALAYER mode ‘yang si Benhur. In fact, he should have said, “Your honor, she thinks AMALAYER, nakakasira siya ng araw ko!”

Hindi ka na makakatakas dahil sa pagiging sinungaling mo’t etchosera! Ma-showbiz ka talaga kahit kailan! You deserve o be stripped off your Filipino citizenship. Such a shame in our country to have a manloloko like you, Donya! Nobody in the Philippines will respect you if you’re not going to admit that you’re a THIEF!

Kawawa si Jeane at ang mga iba mo pang kamag-anak. Pati na rin si Don Jaime, nahawa rin sa pagiging etchosera mo. Ano ‘yun, school requirement ba ang pagpapakita ng Pors, Tsanel at mga luxury items na nagmukhang low-quality? Dapat pina-retoke niyo muna sana ang mga hitzu niyo bago niyo unahin ang mga luho-luho diyan. WELL, as the saying goes, MONEY CANNOT BUY CLASS AND BREEDING. Well, kumi-Cristine Reyes lang ang peg mo, ‘day! Paawa effect on national TV pero pagdating naman sa print media o ‘di kaya sa social media, wagas sigurong maka-asta na parang ikaw ang “feeling queen.”

Well, to all my readers, my popsie used to be a friend of Jaime Napoles, but when they grew wealthy, they started to act snobbish–to think na the former military man was from our province. Potcha! I don’t think proud sila kay ex-military dude since he’s acting like a “feelingero” just like his wifey.

Can I Just Say: Magsabi ka ng totoo, Madam Napoles. Well, even though you still get a punishment, I don’t think it will be a brutal one. For as long as you admit your mistakes and give all the money you stole from the pork barrel, at least we citizens are now at peace.

Komi Says: Kudos to Senator Tofiluck Guingona and Ka Miriam Defen-THOR San-tsonggo (choz lang po hahahahaahaha!) for questioning the Donyita-kuno pork barrel scam denial queen. To Donyita Jennita, burn in HELL… ma-litson ka sana diyan sa impiyerno!

Komi Says: Arnito Klavinet is a PUPPET-ware!

Wow lang ah! Talo ka pa nila Ricky Lo, Vice Ganda o ‘di kaya si Jessica Soho! At saka loser ka pa kay Tito Bhoy!

At LOSER ka parin kumpara kay Ka Tonying Tabernacles! At least MAGALANG siyang reporter!

Yes, Atty. Freddie Villamor may be JLN’s new lawyer, I suppose, but it’s a great thing that the lawyer stayed cool while Arnito is on a ballistic-KUNO mode!

It should have been Jessica Soho who took charge.

Why Are Filipinos So Dark?

Same thoughts here. The original Filipino race originated from Taiwan (no wonder, if you see some Taiwanese people who look Filipino, those are mixed with Attayal/Amis/aborigine ancestry), but there are arguments claiming that the Negritos are the original inhabitants of the Philippines. We cannot tell, actually. :/ It seems that everybody is mixed-raced except for a few homogenous societies.

Beyond Highbrow - Robert Lindsay

Repost from the old blog. Explains why people in hot climates evolved melanin protection of their skin. Guess what? It’s not so they won’t get sunburned.

If they hardly have any Negrito genes, that is. If so, what explains their dark skin?

From a question in the comments on the old blog.

I’ve been over this on the blog before, but since hardly anyone knows about this stuff, we may as well go over it again. The commenter asks, if Filipinos only have .02-.11% Negrito genes (and only in certain tribes that have been tested), why are Filipinos so dark?

The suggestion here is the common popular anthropological notion that Filipinos are part Negrito. The truth is that Filipinos have few Negrito genes, but Negritos have lots of Filipino genes. That is because the Filipinos simply swamped the Negritos genetically.

Various Filipino tribes have been surveyed and the…

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