Confessions: The time of AA Klenk is over!

Perchance the most INFAMOUS and CONTROVERSIAL (has-been) starlet ever. CTTO.

NOTE: This is a collab with senyorkomikado.

I won’t be ashamed of the fact that I used to be an obsessive hater of KubetAA.

Nope, you’re wrong. Hindi po ako “confused admirer ni KubetAA (contrary to what THE Paolo Coelho said in one of his FB posts),” but to be honest, I was only promoting the importance of maintaining a sense of morality in the entertainment industry.

Call me a hypocrite for advocating friendliness to fans ALL THE TIME during those times, yet to be honest, it’s better to have a sense of pride. Don’t you know how most Japanese humble themselves!? They always keep a cheerful smile as their “tatemae.” In fact, the Japanese only show their real selves to people they really trust (LOL, sounds deep, eh?).

Seriously, AA deserves to be a has-been. Why?

She is a has-been is because, she deserves to be one. Even her “Tubig at Langis” teleserye was a FLOP, even before the fiasco vs. Vivian Velez.

I only stopped bashing her when she officially became a has-been, until again, she became (in)famous again for having a rift with Velez.

Hindi talaga nau-ubusan ng “palengkera” issue itong si KubetAA, ah!

Oh anyways, our team always makes sure that AA won’t ever comeback in the entertainment industry and give more leeway to celebrities with good image. We don’t actually mind Solenn Heussaff, Lovi Poe, or Alessandra De Rossi to become overrated. In fact, people are now leaning to GMA since when it comes to morality issues, GMA always makes sure that their talents are well-behaved. They’re actually known for imposing strict discipline to their talents—iyung mga kagaya pala ni Sarah Lahbati, diba pinagdidiskitahan siya ng management ng GMA, kaya to the rescue na naman ang pambansang PATOLA na si Annabelle “Tita Bisaya” Rama. LOL.

Well, dahil gusto naman si Sarah L. ni Tita Bisaya, sabi niya kay Vice Ganda, “Kung ayaw niya sakin, eh di tinalakan na ako nun.”

Well, that’s it. Anyways, Sarah Lahbati’s attitude did not sit well with the management… so what they did is to give her sanctions. Same happened to CR.

HAHAHAHAHA! In fact, AA was EXPELLED from GMA, forcing her to transfer to ABS-CBN. And guess what? AA became more (in)famous and conceited while getting projects… through casting couch.

That was the time I lambasted her—as my so-called “part-time (inside) job.” The only reason why I bash her is because, I am anti-immorality. Call me a moralist of some sort, and an elitist at the same time for being mean and hostile towards AA, yet to be honest, what if young girls will emulate her immoral acts?

Buti na nga, nag-tone down na ang MOKONG—ever since she got married. Iba parin talaga kapag kasal ka, ano?

However, I still sense that she only married her husband is for the sake of her daughter. Iyun an iyon—kaya kung ako sa kanya, she should really be sincere about cleaning up her act, before it’s too late. Anyways, she could start again if she wants—provided, she’ll do her best to improve her craft, and at the same time, achieve self-actualization.

Sino palang matinong sexy star ngayon?

Itanong niyo pa si Anti-AAdiks—she would rather prefer the likes of Ellen Adarna (well, wala na eh, WALWAL pala ang bruha), Mocha Uson, or Maria Ozawa—kung sexy star lang din ang pag-uusapan. Kung hindi lang WALWAL si Ellen Adarna, she would have been more welcomed by the elitists of GirlTalk forums. In fact, it’s never a joke to hail from a wealthy, prominent clan in Cebu. You know naman, Cebu is known for its unique culture—pretty much the Osaka of the Philippines. The only difference between Osaka and Cebu is that, Cebuano is a language, while Osaka-ben is well, a dialect. Their similarities is this—Osakans and Cebuanos tend to speak up their mind, in contrast to the Tokyo-ites and the Manilenyos. Also, the Osakans and Cebuanos are tougher, yet more laid-back—and less materialistic compared to people who hail from the capital region.

Ellen Adarna is pretty much not apt for the Cebuano culture—if you were to ask me. Mas bagay pa siya tumira sa Kanlurang Europa ay dahil, wapakels naman ang mga tao dun kapag magwa-WALWAL ka lang. She cannot survive in the US, where the culture is still relatively PRUDE. Lalo na sa Canada—marami ring mga PRUDE na tao dun. Well, not even in Osaka, Japan, because obviously she’ll lose face there. Mas matino pa nga ‘ata si Erika Sawajiri sa kanya (well, never naman naging walwal si Eka-sama, to think na pasaway din iyun).

Meanwhile, Mocha Uson is not only a sexy star—she proved that she’s multi-faceted (she’s a fitness instructor in a morning show, she is the leader and founder of the Mocha Girls, she’s a sex guru, and she has a medical education background) before becoming a Duterte Die-Hard Supporter (DDS). In fact, her staunch support for President Duterte became prominent before, during, and after his victory. Her newfound fame came out naturally—compared to let’s say, Kris Aquino.

Mocha Uson’s concern for the Filipino people—whether you don’t feel it at all—is genuine. No wonder, the Duterte administration gave her the appointment to be one of the board members of the MTRCB. Take note ah, kung ikukumpara niyo lamang si Mocha kay Tita Bisaya, remember, Tita Bisaya was offered a/n MTRCB position as CHAIRMAN, not simply a board member. Kaya nag-decline si Tita Bisaya, prolly because she learned her lesson after she failed to capture the attention of her fellow Cebuanos when she ran for congress. Another theory is from Ruffa Gutierrez—she stated that Tita Bisaya is not patient enough to watch movies everyday in her room—for evaluation.

Magkaiba po iyun—CHAIRMAN vs. BOARD MEMBER. Kung CHAIRMAN ang in-offer-an ng admin ni Digong kay Mocha, MAGTAKA na kayo.

In fact, the blessings come to Mocha without effort at all. That’s good karma. Before she became a board member of the MTRCB, she was offered a job as a columnist for PhilStar’s OpEd section. I have read her articles and guess what, she’s better in expressing herself in Tagalog than in English. No offense to Mocha, but her articles in HOTSHOT sounded as if she’s writing an essay in class. LOL. Oh, well. At least, her articles are informative and analytical.

Why, do you want to read a SHAKESPEAREAN article that only talks about superficiality? No thanks. I don’t care if there’s poor grammar, for as long as it is constructed substantially.

Lastly—Maria Ozawa. So far, Maria Ozawa is the most wholesome, when it comes to simply being a sexy star. Ang mga sexy star kagaya niya, ginagalang. As a matter of fact, Ma-chan is waaaay more substantial than Kris Aquino when it comes to talking about sex. Speaking of being a sexy star, Ma-chan does not have venereal disease.

Sa mga tatlo, I think Ma-chan and Mocha are better than Ellen Adarna. At least, Double M’s did not engage into cheap proposals such as kissing a guy while smoking cigarette, pumapatol sa pamilyadong lalaki, at higit sa lahat, iyung tipong maglalasing kapag formal party. Tingin ko, MALALAOS sila Double M’s kapag naglasing sila sa Vin D’Honneur ni Tatay Digong, tsaka kapag hahalikan nila si Baste Duterte habang nagyoyosi (LOL).

Kaya tingnan niyo, mas LAPITIN sina Double M’s kay Ellen Adarna—kapag mag-dyi-GYM lang sila, at least hindi sila maglalabas ng YOSI tsaka ALAK, tsaka instant post sa IG stories nila. KALOKOHAN kapag gym ka ng gym, exercise ng exercise ta’s maglalabas lang ng ALAK tsaka YOSI. Tok shet or, POST SHET ang tawag dun.

Sure na mawawalan ka ng credibility kapag hindi ka role model sa mga followers mo. Tama ba, KubetAA!?

As a matter of fact, hindi talaga GOOD EXAMPLE tsaka ROLE MODEL si KubetAA eversince. Masabi lang na totoong tao ka, gagawa ka lang ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan!? In fact, I don’t buy her “nagpapaka-totoo” shit, since she’s a hypocrite NAN DESU. Akala kasi niya, paniniwalaan siya ng mga madla, na kesyo palaban siya, totoong tao kaagad—when in fact, Ellen Adarna is the real transparent one. The only thing that is wrong with Ellen is that, she makes her “totoong tao” as an excuse, gaya na lang sa Star Magic Ball. NAPAHIYA tuloy si Ejay Falcon dahil sa kanya.

In fact, Ellen won’t survive the elitist culture of DLSU or even AdMU at all. Kahit maraming mga liberated tsaka Westernized ang ugali sa mga sosyaling pamantasan, bawal pa naman (not necessarily bawal, but you know what I mean) ang magpakita ng pag-uugaling WALWAL, kahit party time sa gabi. I bet, the upper-middle class and lower-elite class Cebuanos in posh uni’s would rather be ASHAMED of Ellen as their compatriot.

If Ellen wants to still be in showbiz, why can’t she go back to corporate life in Cebu and invest for herself? As a matter of fact, she does not need anymore to be an artista, since she can work naman for the family business (eh mukhang AYAW niya, eh). Buti pa nga ang mga kapatid niya, successful sa kanilang trabaho sa family businesses nila—eh si Ellen, parang wala lang.

Oh well.

Well at least, you now know the difference, ah? See why Mocha is really popular—in fact, it won’t matter if she becomes OVERRATED. Besides, Mocha comes from a family of professionals. Her late father was a judge who handled the most sensitive case in Pangasinan, while her mother is a physician. Mocha intended to follow her mother’s footsteps to become a doctor—until she chose her passion, which is music.

Also, Mocha is waaaaay more substantial than Ellen. I do not know much about Mocha, until she became DDS. Besides, if Mocha is being the butt of jokes of many elite intellectuals, at least she does not mind them. Di baleng maging butt of jokes, kesa naman sa maging subject of hatred ka. Look at Nancy Binay, she was the butt of jokes, but to be honest, she only took it with a grain of salt. Kumbaga, iba parin talaga kapag na-BFF ka ni Senyora Santibañez.

Doon na lang ako sa mga kagaya ni Mocha Uson, kahit butt of jokes, sige laban parin—kesa naman sa mga elitistang feeling matalino, eh NGAPA din naman pagdating sa logic.

Kung babansagan niyo lang sina Mocha, Ellen, o Ma-chan ng “maghubad na lang kayo,” eh di WOW! #NeverForget what the Robin Padilla fans did to Ma-chan, after she addressed her concerns regarding Binoe’s EXIT during their film, “Nilalang.” Pati grammar ni Ma-chan, binira pa nila. HELLO!? Ganyan ba ka-babaw ang mga Pilipino pagdating sa grammar, kahit Haponesang mahasa sa Ingles, hindi niyo pa palalampasin!? Her grammer has NOTHING to do with the “Nilalang” controversy, because Robin Padilla has to take care of his wife Mariel Padilla (the original pabebe queen), because of her delicate pregnancy—with triplets.

And the shallow-tards will blame Ma-chan for the miscarriage!? HOW PATHETIC!

Besides, marami paring mga taong MABABA ang tingin sa mga sexy star—but—

I don’t mind people bashing KubetAA not because sexy star siya—wala akong paki kung sexy star ang isang tao. Kung kilala ka dati pa as infamous and controversial—tsaka nagsisimula ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan, well, prepare to be a has-been. Hindi pu-pwede sa Japan ang ganyang ugali. I bet, kung magiging sexy actress lang si KubetAA dun, malamang, nag-enjo kosai na ang gaga. Worse, madali siyang ma-LAOS dun. And the worst!? Baka masira pa ang imahe ng mga Pilipino dahil sa kanya.

Magpasalamat si KubetAA at hindi siya Haponesa. Kung Haponesa siya, matagal na siyang nalaos, tsaka na-bully ng mga tiga-Japanese media.

And when the Japanese will keep on bullying her, she won’t help but to commit seppuku. Besides, if AA apologizes, most of the time it is due to pressure from the rather meticulous Japanese shakai.

Note: To Aljur Abrenica, tandaan mo ‘to! Kung sa Japan ka siguro naging artista, matagal ka na sigurong LAOS! Also, baka i-bully ka talaga ng matindi ng Japanese media niyan—at kung magiging kayo man ni Kylie sa Japan—at ikakasal pa kayo, you might end up being divorced like Amuro Namie and Sam Maruyama. Additional trivia: In fact, Namie’s personal experience as a divorcee and a single mom that time made her have two more (in)famouns tattoos on her left arm—which is a tribute to her late mother (with really crappy Engrish LOL), and to her son. No wonder, Senyor Komikado and I agree with simply one thing—we both hate Namie-chan’s tattoos on her left arm—they’re FUGLY. Mukha talagang pang-kulungan ang tattoo niya (the way it was etched was EUGH! Also, it was written in Engrish); good thing she had it erased (please, if you can’t speak English at the first place, you better NOT have English tattoos). I bet, Namie only had tattoos to go against her management, which deprived her from her freedom to live like a normal person.

Ironically though, Maria Ozawa shared that she was “treated like crap” when she was staying in Japan. No wonder, living in Japan could—make or break your impression towards Japan.

If Ma-chan is treated like crap… prolly AA will be treated like crap a gazillion times much worse…

Well, not surprising there—AA will be forced to commit seppuku once she becomes (in)famous/controversial—in Japan. Besides, ayaw na ayaw ng mga Hapones ang madalas naglu-lose face—and does not give a damn.

So, there you have it! Now you know why I bashed AA a lot of times!

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