Blind Item: Late Reaction

CLUE: Kapangalan niya iyung bise-presidente ng kilalang mayor sa Pilipinas (na presidentiable), tapos ang apelido niya ay pang-ugnay.

This is my honest opinion about him:

Sa totoo lang, sana hindi ko na lang siya nakilala. I know it’s like three years nang nakalipas, ngunit I missed one special event na dapat ginawa ko bago gumradweyt, kasi nga, inimbita niya ako sa isang pupuntahan niya without even asking for my permission. Nag-overreact ang parents ko nung sinabi ko sa kanila iyun. So, this made me miss the grad ball of my own batch (APO110). Iniyakan ko pa iyun. I missed it because I was invited to go to the province (well, malapit na kasing mag-Holy Week). This made me go to the lower batch’s grad party instead organized by the school (111UMINATE).

It’s actually my fault, but it’s his fault because my parents overreacted when I told them na sasama ako sa kanya. In fact, I kind of regret knowing him personally. Sana hindi ko na lang siya nakilala, ngunit if not for him, hindi sana ako nakipag-ayos sa bestfriend ko nung highschool.

Medyo magulo, sorry ah. Ngunit sa totoo lang, I really want to forget about this one, kasi 3years nang nakalipas. I have a job na and at the same time, I no longer am updated regarding DLSU.

In addition, what can I say about him?

He actually invited me to a free movie, again, in a persistent manner. For his incentives daw iyun. Actually, gusto ko rin, ngunit nagtataka ako bakit parang AKO LANG ang ini-imbita niya. Ako lang ba ang tao sa mundo!? Then there’s one time, kinukulit niya ako like, he’s desperate to have a companion.

Excuse me, kaya hindi ka sinabihan ng mga kaklase mo na manonood sila ng movie dahil sa kakulitan mo. At the same time, they kinda find you annoying.

And I finally said, “Can’t you just stand on your own?”

I think the past is stull haunting me, but I just want to vent this out that I should have NEVER knew him at the first place. Hindi lang siya mang-gagamit, scammer pa pati! Kapag sasabihin mo, “Kain tayo!”, or may ibibigay ka sa kanya, dapat tuparin mo. Eh iyung mga pinagsasabi niya kadalasan, hindi naman niya tinutupad!

Well, graduate na rin siya. How time flies. Pero huwag kayo. Kapag papasok ako sa school, tinatago ko talaga ang mukha ko gamit ang shawl, para hindi niya ako makita. Yeah, I may have looked weird and creepy to most students, but to be honest, I simply do not want to see him ever again.

Komi Says: DOUBLE PAYBACK!

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Ahhhh… just to let you know that this guy I am pertaining to is having a fucking hard time with his acads! No wonder, even though he works his arse off, he still won’t be graduating unless he has the brain of err… Kim Ung-yong.

Dude! He is cussing on his Twitter account, ranting against his academics!

Dude, karma has finally slapped yer fezz figuratively! Face it, it won’t hurt for as long as you do your freaking job! Sus! Nakikita nga kitang nag-e-effort mag-aral, eh. Yeah, you have been my role model for three fucking years, but then, someone just stepped into my pride… so that’s why I am really happy that I have finally outlived you… in terms of years of stay at our school.

See? Naunahan pa kita, sa totoo lang. You went in first, but you’ll go out last. I came in the last, but I finished first.

At the back of my mind, I just did nothing but to laugh at you. Laughing at you because you’re still there, carrying all the burdens! Sabi ko sa’yo, eh. You will be burdened without my presence… etchoz!

And don’t get me started if you’re going to shove to me that you’re a BETTER achiever than me. Sus! Yeah, you are more intelligent and more diligent than I am, and you may brag about it by calling me “dumbarse” or “stupid,” but what is worse than you yourself belittling me!? I just went ahead of you, without saying “Osakini” to you.

Why should I say “Osakini” to some hypocrite dude like you? Eh, track record mo pa lang lately, lalo nang nagiging chaka-ER than typical chaka. You were once the good guy who never smoked, had himself drunk and lastly… err… maintaining a CLEAN IMAGE. However, siguro napadala ka na sa mga friends mo. You failed to practice what you’re preaching. So YUCK pala ang smoking!? Ikaw siguro ang kadiri, dahil sa totoo lang, people who really smoke will admit the fact that they’re smoking… unless napadala lang sa barkada ‘yan.

At isa pa, ah. Your college has been surrounded by weird shenanigans… and I bet, kaya ganyan na pala ang ugali mo, at halos hindi mo na’ko kayang lait-laitin pa because you see, I have always retained a good image. Well, you may still study a lot and be part of the Latin Honors, but if I were to be asked, daig ka pa ng ibang DL. Those people aren’t sipsip to professors and yet gets high grades due to their diligence and hardwork, hindi kagaya mo na OO, you work hard, but you simply didn’t know that you’re starting to eat your words.

Also, don’t get me started with my blockmates. Not all people would have VERY CLOSE friends within their block. Sa totoo lang, my block section is quite homogeneous, so expect that they either unite or not unite. However, my block chose the latter–and that’s because most of them are worse than the popular kids in high school–like what I said, they’re too liberated to get started with. As in, I usually get out of place since they’re TOO Westernized, making them more masahol than the popular kids in high school. I wasn’t really offended when one of our professors called us “high school brats.” I won’t mind rather being offended with that, since they were NEVER united ever since. Ang dominant parin na group will be the popular kids of THAT block, and they will rather be the typical high school popular kids… the more hell-ish version.

Fitting in a block section full of liberated people will just make you feel that FREEDOM is in your hands if you’re separated with the block.

Well, siyempre ‘tol, you took sides with the wrong person. Kaya kahit utak mo nilason na rin ng know-it-all homewrecker na ‘yan. Don’t believe? Until now, I still haven’t accepted or rejected her friend request. I doubt, nagbago siya. Kung nagbago siya, that should be leaving her know-it-all attitude behind. Well, she’s the type of person who won’t be mediating between two parties. In other words, she cannot have the same perspective as Haruki Hanyu (Legal High 2), who will always make two parties reconcile with one another. Eh, si homewrecker? Geezes, she rather had the mentality of Inday Barretto! HA HA HA!

Well, the homewrecker is the type of person who will be kiss-arse (kuno) to “that” guy. Kaya naman pala, eh! She’s not a good friend at all, and later on, I just have to CUT ties from her because our friendship will be for no good. Kung gaano siya ka-sipsip sa mga kapwa know-it-all (well, know-it-alls defend their fellow know-it-alls, which is a sad FACT), ganun din siya ka-sipsip sa mga popular kids. Know-it-alls are frustrated popular kids, kaya rather than siding with someone who needs their presence, rather, they just turn to the dark side, which isn’t good.

I bet, mas marami pang insecurities ‘yang si homewrecker kumpara sa akin. Kaya pati utak ni “that” guy, nilason na rin.

#KomiSays: Ang kasabihan, “Birds of the same feather, flock together.” But at the end of the day, “Ang magnanakaw ay galit sa kapwa magnanakaw.”

These two quotes I’m saying that once you combine these two fucking quotes, it will turn out to be like imperialism + oligarchy = FAILED state. When combining the two quotes I’m saying, it will lead to hypocrisy, therefore, as what David Hume says, “Everything happens by chance.”

As a matter of fact, “that” guy was actually being mind-poisoned. He wasn’t aware of those things, until… well, I won’t tell you.

Grabe naman kasi siya. Akala mo naman kung sinong maka-asta ng ganyan tuwing mananalasa siya’t maghahasik ng lagim sa Formspring o ‘di kaya sa ask.fm, pero sa totoo lang, siya ‘yung tipong wala nang magawa sa buhay. Susme, nananahimik na nga ako, oh! Pero ikaw, tingin mo sa sarili mo, diyos!? Asa ka pa! Maraming nagsasabing suplado ka nga! It also seems that you’re being a freaking douche yourself, since you really cannot answer all the accusations thrown against you. You know yourself!? Talaga lang, huh!? Well, if you think you should be a HATER of me and my blog, I bet, people will think you’re a laughing stock rather than a legit douche-man!

Thank you talaga, ah. Salamat at pinagdasal mo ang karma ko, at pak! Dumating na ang araw kung kailan lang ako sinampal ng karmang… ipinagdasal mo. *sarcasm* Ngayon ko lang naramdaman kung gaano kahirap makipag-sundo sa isang taong nagkakagusto sa’yo. Salamat, ah? Pero mababa parin ang tingin ko sa’yo! Pweh!

Quoting my previous blog post (excerpt), against that guy:

GROW THE FUCK UP, PLEASE. I’m just being quiet, and yet you disrespected my ask.fm account just because I did something bad at you. Look, I added you as a friend, and you accepted it. Therefore, I cannot blame you for that. All I can say is thank you because you finally accepted it. Tapos ganyan lang ang gagawin mo sa’kin, after I posted the ask.fm link, you’re just simply going to call me an attention whore!? DELUSYONADO! OGAG!

How I see him now: Wala ka talagang itinanda. Sa Twitter mo pa lang, makikita ko kung gaano ka frustrated sa buhay mo. Eh, ginusto mo naman akong ma-karma, hindi ba? But karma was rather BITCHIER towards you since you’re being an insensitive douche! You’re a proud palengkero, at wala ka talagang hiya sa sarili mo. Pwes, gayahin mo na lang si Angelo Reyes ‘pag may time, ah?

Putang ina lang, oh! Kaya ako tumatawa sa mga pagdurusa mo ay dahil wala nang HATER na nakaka-istorbo sa buhay ko. Dude, practice what you preach naman. Kung ako nananahimik lang, eh bakit hindi mo gawin ang ginagawa ko? Well, mas lalong mababa ang tingin ng mga tao sa’yo ay dahil… ugali mo pa lang, nakaka-irita na, lalo na sa mga taong ayaw pa naman ng know-it-all sa buhay.

Hindi ako nagpapapansin. Okay. If you think I’m doing this for MORE attention, I do not need to be pitied by some people out there. I don’t need those “awa” by the madlang people, because you know what, I could actually handle myself without being questioned. Okay fine, slap my face literally, and I’m fucking fine with it, pero ikaw parin ang talo.

How I see him now: At bakit ba ako maaawa sa mga kagaya mo? Well dude, magpasalamat ka at hindi kita naging kaklase sa kahit anong minor/floating subjects. Or else, nag-drop ka na kaagad.

I don’t see you as someone who should be looked up to by the youth. Eh, track record mo pa lang pagdating sa moralidad, talo ka na! I ain’t bragging the fact that I have good moral character, since as a person, I did a lot of mistakes. Well, in your case, you really never wanted to learn from your mistakes about life since you just want to learn how it is to achieve, achieve, achieve… and yet, you just complain about the requirements.

Pagod ka na ba sa pag-aaral mo? Well, you chose to finish that course, and you should finish it with flying colors. I ain’t forcing you to take my advice literally and seriously, and personally… I’d rather see you graduate from school… for surviving the term (and whole stay) and not being transferred to another university just because you have exceeded the maximum number of years required in our daigaku.

If you graduate from our school with flying colors, then I must be proud of you.

I am not proud of the fact that he was rather my schoolmate and schoolmate again, but never a classmate. I would be proud if he were my classmate for just one term and I myself became DL at the same time, since truth is, he’s a true inspiration for people who want to finish college, unlike people who proclaim that they’re really intelligent, but they’re actually not.

Puking ina! Kung sino pa ‘yung masyadong confident sa sarili, ‘yun pala ang nang-aapak ng pride ng ibang tao!

As a matter of fact, this dude may have a good and bad side at the same time. Even though I do not like his attitude nowadays, he’s starting to show signs of mellowing his “siga” days (LOL) as an online gamer. It’s only that he’s actually going down the drain for his… status.

Good luck na lang sa kanya, though.

FP’s New Blind Item: Rotten to the Core

INSECURITIES seem to be running in the vein of this wicked starlet WS. She seems to be insecure with just anyone, even with her own blood. Her misplaced feistiness often gets her in trouble, too.

WS entered showbiz on the strength of her connection- her very popular relative PR. They were a picture of an ideal family where caring for each other was the norm. PR did everything possible – making no stones unturned – even creating enemies in the process – so long as WS got the breaks and realized her dream.

More aggressive than PR is WS herself as far as self-promotion is concerned, she hates being upstaged. Anyone whom she sees as a threat, WS makes no bones to bash like there’s no tomorrow, including those who incur her ire at the slightest provocation.

WS is relentless – allegedly, including sleeping with anyone who is willing to help advance her career. Right now, she is so happy and feels she’s in very good and stable hands – two top guns are reportedly behind her back.

As such, must WS still feel insecure? Or she thinks she’s powerful enough that she can always get away with anything, especially with her signature meanness.

People thought that WS had long made peace with popular performer PP after their feud years ago – it appears that it was not yet the end of it.

PP and WS were together in a room for an event. Allegedly, WS was overheard alluding to PP when she sarcastically told people in tagalog (within PP’s hearing distance), “ At least, I don’t have any teleserye that flopped!”

Those who heard her could only shake their heads. It sounded that WS’ gripes were misleading – out of context, out of nowhere. However, PP seemed unfazed and looked too busy to pay WS her much-desired attention.

“Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.” ― François de La Rochefoucauld

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Another Ka Pete BI: Libogerang Aktres!?

Libogerang talaga!

ANG tindi talaga ng elya factor ng gandara sana pera ratbulites killer (ratbulites killer raw, o! Hahahaha!) na sexy actress na ‘to na magmula nang maretoke ang kanyang ilong, boobsies at ma-inject-kan ng gluthation ang kanyang morena at sunog na balat at tunawin ang mga taba sa kanyang katawan (tunawin ang mga taba raw talaga, o! Hahahaha!) ay nagmahadera na at dinedma pati ang kanyang pamilya for fear na hingan siya nang hingan kuno ng anda ng kanyang mudra. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Now we know why she has this innate predilection or penchant for living alone.

Hayan kasi at napakalaki ng kanyang balayzung but she never did invite her mom to live with her even if she’s (her mom) living alone in their old ancestral home somewhere within the metroplis.

Pa’no kasi, nasa peak ng kalandian at kaelyahan ang sexy actress na ‘to. Hahahaha!

Kapag may natrip-an siya, gagawin niya ang lahat matikman lang ang ombaw to the extent of spending for him. Hahahaha!

Hitsura ng matrona sa kanya ever.

‘Yun ngang not-so-young actor na trademark ang ‘bumblebee’ na nota (bumblebee na nota raw talaga, o! Hahaha!) ay talaga namang supsop to-the-max niya kaya madaling nagsawa sa kanya. Hahahaha!

Ang tingin raw kasi ng papang ilu sa kanya ay mukhang bakla dahil super raw ang addiction nito sa kanyang notes. Hakhakhka!

Anyhow, she was able to heave a sigh of relief when her boyfriend for quite sometime now has decided to part ways with her.

Feeling raw kasi nito ay wala nang patutunguhan ang kanilang relasyon dahil masyadong promiscuous na ang hitaderang girlalu kaya he decided to find his way out of the relationship.

Dapat lang!

Anyway, a lot of his male friends are wondering what this woman is up to. Halos perfect naman daw kasi ang personality ng papable na ombre but she seemed to be perennially on the look out for a new dish. Hahahahaha!

‘Yan kasi, kabata-bata pa’y nachurva na kaya naging nympho.

Naging nympho raw talaga, o! Hahahaha!

Ayaw ni Bubogski nang ganyan! Harharhar!

We know who that BI is — it’s no other than the Banyo Queen!

Nympho pala ‘tong BQ!? Well, probably YES!

Side Note: Na-starstruck ako sa naging comment niya sa’kin sa FB. ;D Won’t tell everything bleh! Chos!

Hagap sa ratbulites ang gandara sanang sexy actress!

MAY ganda sana ang sexy actress na ‘to, na hindi naman likas dahil produkto siya ng doktor, (from her nose, down to her siliconed boobs, and even her flawless skin tone that’s glutathion enhanced and fake svelte body… Hahahahahahaha!) pero wala ring arrive dahil sa bornok na pag-uugali na nakaririmarim na pag-uugali.

Hitsura ng burak!

Ayokoooooooh! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Honestly, this vampy woman might be beautiful but the moment you discover the demonic (demonic raw talaga, o! Harharhar!) woman that lurks behind the facade of seeming affability, then you’d be nauseated with her beyond words.

Sa ngayon, nagbait-baitan ang bruhitic character na ‘to at kiyemeng nice raw kuno siya sa kanyang ina na kung mura-murahin (darling, she’s got a ‘colorful’ and vulgar lingo when she’s mad..Hahahahahahaha!) niya noo’y ganon na lang.
Yuck!

Anyway, kahit sa kanyang sex life ay yosi-kadiri ang babaeng ito na siya pang nag-i-initiate ng first move kapag feel niyang matikman ang isang ombre.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hitsura ng bakla sa kanya.

Over! Harharharharharhar!

No wonder, kumalas na sa kanya ang kanyang paparu dahil hindi na nito ma-carry ang ‘kababuyang’ ginagawa niya sa kanilang relasyon.

Yosi-kadiri!

Anyway, balik na naman raw ito sa kanyang orig na karelasyon nu’ng time na baluga pa siya at di kakinisan ang kutis (glutha injections were not that in vogue yet..Hahahahahahaha!) at malaki pa ang ilong at somewhat flat chested..Hakhakhakhakhak!

Mataas kasi ang tingin niya rito bagama’t di naman katangkaran dahil ‘demonyito’ rin ang aktor (matched na matched sila kung sama nang pag-uugali ang pag-uusapan ever! Hakhakhakhak!) at matigas (di ang nota, huh? Hahahahaha!) kundi ang ulo up there.

Ang ulo up there raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, this inveterate womanizer of an actor is reportedly pissed off with her from the gutters lingo, he decided to let go of her after just one fuck.

After just one fuck raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

A man of inveterate culture and erudition kasi ang mature ng aktor, women from the gutters have never been his cup of tea. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

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Nyehehehehe, the Takubets was rejected because “that guy” only wanted a single FUCK with her! LOL!

Obviously, that’s the BQ! LOL, with those retoke-fied descriptions, it is really obvious! 😀

FP Blind Item: Hmmm… a conceited little sister!?

Title: Junking the Chronic System

This early, young and privileged starlet YS is showing everyone how it is to fail in showbiz. She is everything a newbie should not aspire to be: bad attitude personified.

The pretty airhead seems to feel that she is entitled to everything, even to episodes of bitchiness at work every so often. Some say that the overbearing attitude comes from the fact that she was made to feel special from the very beginning: spoiled and well-provided for by a close relative CR who is basking in fame and fortune.

At any rate, shouldn’t she be thankful instead that inspite of being talentless, she is lucky to clinch projects owing to her strong connections? Such an edge of not having to sweat it out there to prove herself like some other ordinary Jane’s? Hey girl, even talented veterans strive to be professional and respect their work.

From the grapevine, YS was doing a shoot for a huge cosmetics company. Projects like these are usually costly and challenging in terms of logistics, and yet, YS didn’t seem to prize commitment and professionalism.

From the start, she was making things difficult for the production staff. First, she did not like the make-up to be used on her. Second, she didn’t want to finish shoot because she needed to watch a concert. When her manager was informed about these, no questions were asked – manager put her foot down.

And what did YS do to retaliate? The brat in her surfaced: she sulked and slept, further delaying the shoot.

Showbiz insiders blame the system on why people like YS thrive – raw, talentless, uncommitted, yet exist to be given preferential treatment. Too much too soon. Perhaps it’s about time people concerned  realize that it is a self-created problem capable of creating future monsters.

“Fame is toxic, it can turn a shy upstart into a monster within months.”

No wonder, she’s no different from the little sister of over-exposed artist/blogger who is most of the time self-important and err… quite snobbish.

I hate to generalize, but most of the youngest children are more spoiled, but there are some youngest of children I know who are even more than accommodating, eh these two people I’m mentioning are not even as famous as their “ates” yet manifest a very self-important attitude.

Una sa lahat, yes, she’s much better-looking than her big sister (yes, the person described in the blind item), yet she has a long way to go in showbiz.

While I’m asking her some questions, she didn’t even reply to me. After all, I’d say that she and the younger sis of the overrated artist/blogger both share the same traits of being more admired = a big head.

Buti pa sina overrated artist/blogger at si sintunadong jologs, nakaka-good vibes pa sila. Despite criticisms and whatnot, at least they know how to handle themselves well. I applaud them for being good “ates” to their younger sisters so even though these younger sisters are self-important, they are not skanky enough to be ingrateful.

Being Self-Important Kills!

There’s a reason why I lambasted Anne Hathaway for answering Ricky Lo’s questions the rude way. There’s also a reason why I despise Justin Bieber despite his all-around fame. What more with the younger sisters of these celebrities I have described?

Perez Hilton, stop idolizing/admiring these artists who are doing something in a bad light. The reason why you’re lambasted is because you side with those who are questionable in character while you pull down those celebrities who were either in need or somehow showing good example to the youth and not because you just love making fun of celebrities.

Being self-important is something that people will hate about you. In fact, they will talk to you behind your back rather than respecting you when you are or if you’re also not around. Kung sila nga, they actually like you for your niceness, some people will know whether you’re too pretentious or if you’re actually too conceited enough to be this or that. When Anne Hathaway was casted in Les Miserables, akala mo naman kung sinong maka-asta na parang she even discussed in a TV show about her weight loss and told Ricky Lo that it’s a “personal question,” and she answered in a sarcastic manner, which is rude (wake up Kapamilya-natics, Ricky Lo is too formal, so that’s why respected people like Nichkhun feel at home with him!). Also, not even James Franco, Joan Rivers or even Hugh Jackman’s wife admire her. Kaya there’s a reason why the Hathahaters emerged (haha, to those who lambasted Ricky Lo, you must know better, tsk tsk!). Buti pa si Taylor Swift, even though she does not know how to handle her lovelife very well (parang si Majarot ‘yun ah!), she at least knows how to handle herself very well outside her lovelife.

With regards to Justin Bieber, yeah, he’s talented and he is too spectacular to some people out there, but please, I hate his bratty attitude! He even snubbed his Canadian fans and he was even banned at a certain place in Austria… and also remember the airport issue in Manila!? Being sick is no excuse to be rude — in fact, that even makes him self-important which worsened when he mocked Pacman via his Instagram account! Tang ina! Even though Pacman lost, you should not mock him at all! In fact, mocking someone who lost (mapa-Erik Morales pa ‘yan!) is extremely insulting. If you’re going to mock Erik Morales because he was defeated by Pacman, that would be EVEN MORE insulting because he’s an epic. He still remained down-to-earth even though he lost the battle — buti na lang and there are no celebrities who mocked him that time (hindi pa naman uso ang IG nun ih), or else the Mexicans might be slapped at the face. The worst thing is that, every photo of Bieber taken by other peoples (even his fans) will be HIS copyright. True that, he’s very self-important. That’s why people call him “gay” and his relationship with Selena Gomez went on a ruckus. I believe Selena deserves someone better than JB.

There you have it!

The Hermit Guy

I barely knew him for a month, however, I’d say we did have a great time together.

It is just sad that we parted ways (due to personal reasons, DON’T ASK PLEASE!) after something happened. I think I triggered his emotions. Now I could no longer look back. I think he’s just someone in the past.

Who is he? Someone whom I really admire? Well, yeah.

I really miss this guy. He lately expressed how much he fully bloomed into a prince charming material THIS FREAKING YEAR, however, it was too late for me to look at how he transformed drastically from a giant fifth-grader to a real man.

I certainly do not know how I could still retrieve those messages from Yahoo Messenger. I no longer have it on my laptop mainly because it’s no longer something people would use for chat. Instead, Skype is the norm, yet I barely use it.

He really is one of the coolest guy and a lucky charm for me. But that was way back when I was in frosh year.

Freshman year… last term…

I think I am in a limbo certainly because I lost three photos I took of him.

The most unforgettable quotes that he said:

“Ooh! Tattooes are disgusting!”

“SpongeBob is such a classic!”

“No, nobody ever had the guts to ridicule me due to my size.”

Unlike the other guy, I won’t ever hold grudges against him. Granted, parting ways with him was a very long story, but it is simply a memory of the past.

I think we’re not totally compatible with one another. Individual differences was the reason.