Senyor Komikado has lately been ranting on bobotantes and telebasuras…

But that doesn’t stop there. Mocha Uson has recently been appointed as the assistant secretary to the Presidential Communications Operations Office (PCOO). Surprising, huh? Well, NO.

It’s not surprising, esp. if the current administration completely supports democracy and freedom of speech. Heck, even trolls, bloggers, and even Facebook pages are competing with traditional journalists.

That’s the biggest threat, at least, for the Yellows.

However, Senyor Komikado has lately been posting his tirades against the entertainment industry. Like for instance, “anyone can be an artista” for sure.

DEBUNKING THE MYTHS

“Iyung mga tiga-suporta ni Mocha Uson at kay Katay Dugong, mga bobotante naman iyan na mahilig sa mga TELEBASURA!”

Eh sino kaya sa inyo ang malakas umasta na parang fantard ng telebasura? At sino po ang tunay na bobotante, ah? Tandaan ninyo, nasa elitista parin ang tunay na bobotante. Sabihin nating bobotante parin ang mga bumoto kina Tito Sotto tsaka Manny Pacquiao (well, this is where I completely agree with Komi), but these supporters are the ones who love telebasuras so much, they don’t even explore other TV channels.

I don’t think, the elitistas are fans of telebasuras. SUS! Iyung mga artista nga na estudyante ng mga sosyaling pamantasan, ordinaryong tao lang po sila sa loob ng campus. In fact, to paraphrase Komi, mas sikat tsaka mas rockstar parin ang mga ATLETA. Also, take note, mas mataas parin ang antas ng mga ATLETA kesa sa mga artista.

#KOMISAYS makes a comeback on this blog!

Nakalipas ang mga taon, bumukod na sa wakas si Senyor Komikado rito. Para sa kanya, heto lang ang tanging paraan upang maihayag niya ang sarili niyang mga saloobin… sa pamamagitan ng WordPress. Higit sa lahat, tingin niya eh dapat lang siyang bumukod ay dahil na rin, nakakahiya naman kapag makita niya ang sarili niya na palamunin lang siya sa isang blog. ETCHOZ!

Speaking of Senyor Komikado, here are the things he has been ranting recently…

Parehas lang din na bobotante ang mga prudista, bukod pa sa elitista. In fact, what’s the purpose of your Professional Regulatory Commission (PRC)-accredited license if you voted for Sotto or Fuckman? In my point of view, these kinds of people are SCUMS in my eyes. They shall NEVER EVER be allowed to breed, to quote Marlene Aguilar. Prude conservatives can be as bobotante as the liberal elites, because voting for Drilon and Trillanes is similar to voting for Sotto and Fuckman.

The prude conservatives also have a serious problem, esp. when it comes to critical and logical thinking skills. If the elitistas are bobotante, the prude conservatives are also NO DIFFERENT. Remember when I ranted about the Marcos and Duterte supporters who believed in Pacman as the “senator who must not be underestimated.” If I ranted about Manny Pacquiao, that’s because at the first place, he does not deserve to be a senator! Making him a senator only means that there are many Filipino people who are STUPID ENOUGH to vote for someone who isn’t qualified in the senate at the first place. Partida, Pacman approved of the Liberal Party horde to be removed from their committee chairmanships, but that’s his fucking job, you know. What’s something to laud there, eh?

I do understand Komi’s disgruntlement regarding these Sotto and Pacman supporters. Look, the more you watch TELEBASURAS, the more you believe that Titosen and Fuckman are qualified enough to become senators. It’s like justifying that the “PWEDE NA IYAN” mentality is completely part of the Filipino culture. PUNYETA naman oh!!!

The same people who voted for Noynoy Aquino, and still voted for Tito Sotto and Manny Pacquiao should be included as TARGETS in the Duterte administration’s most controversial campain: OPLAN TOKHANG, or in simple terms, the war on drugs.

Dapat lang ma-TOKHANG ang mga bobotanteng supporters ni Noynoy Aquino na sinuportahan din sina Sotto tsaka Pacman. Itanong niyo lang si Marlene Aguilar.

Alam niyo bang kahit sabi-sabi ng mga pa-sosyal diyan na “BADUY” ang mga East Asian dramas, at least it’s understandable if they call teleseryes “BAKYA.”

Also, speaking of teleseryes, they’re all fucking cliché! Kaya sa Twitter, may #typicalpinoyteleserye pa nga na harshtag, eh!

Obviously, we call it TELEBASURAS simply because, everything is unrealistic. Sus! Pagkatapos ng awayan dito, sabunutan doon, sampalan dito-doon, it’s weird that your favorite artistas still get the same rebonded or salon-treated hair, while your crushie still has this gel-treated hair. Huwag kami oi! At dito na nga pumapasok ang putanginang beauty standards na nilalamon ng sapilitan sa mga madla: The straighter the hair, the whiter the skin, and the slimmer the body, the better! Kapag hindi ka pasok sa mga kategoryang iyun, you’re perceived as “UGLY,” unless you’re like, a black Hollywood star. See the double standards!?

Kaya siyempre, alam niyo na kung bakit ayaw na ayaw ko na may katulong o yaya sa loob ng sarili kong bahay. Manonood lang din naman sila ng mga teleserye. And worse, putak sila ng putak na hindi raw makabayan ang panonood ng mga makabuluhang channel gaya ng NHK. BOBO BA SILA!? Better watch telebasuras? And their mentality? Putangina, may Dunnings-Krueger syndrome nga sila! Akala naman nila, sila na magaling, but to be honest, they’re fucking stupid to the core. Their logic is like the logic of a person who’s high on drugs. Parang naka-singhot lang ng shabu, pwede nang ipa-TOKHANG for good.

…and speaking of Geraldine Roman,

I have lauded these four solons who transferred for good. Remember, PDP-Laban or the UNA party are not as “trapo” or “balimbing” as the Liberal Party! Mas tatawagin ko pang BALIMBING tsaka TRAPO ang mga katulad nila Lugaw Monchang FRAUDredo, Lucy Torres, Alan Peter Cayetano, at higit sa lahat… sina De Lima, Drilon, Trillanes tsaka si Kiko Matsing! At hindi ko na rin palalampasin ang mga idolo ng mga BOBOTANTE… sina FUCKMAN tsaka TITOSEN.

To those who call Rep. Geraldine Roman as “trapo’t balimbing (I’m looking at you, prude conservatives and liberal elites alike!),” then you should realize that Drilon, Trillanes, Pangilinan, De Lima, Sotto, and Pacquiao are the true example of what TRAPO’T BALIMBING really is!

Also, the yellow libtards and leftards are pro-protectionism! That’s a threat, because after all, they thwart economic liberalism… and worst: They act like TELEBASURA FANS, to think most of ’em I believe, do not really watch teleseryes.

HAHAHA this! They romanticize almost everything.

And lastly, THIS!

Kahit sino, kahit HIPON na nga ang maituturi sa’yo ng mga elitista (Melai), kahit siguro mukha kang BATANG HAMOG (Maymay), at kahit siguro mukha ka namang alipin sa gigilid (Miho), pwedeng-pwede ka paring mag-artista—and PBB is always there to give you a career.

Blame the Pinoy Big Brother culture for propagating such shit like this! Kahit pangit na nga siguro ang hitsura mo, o ‘di kaya kapag may hitsura ka naman eh pang-Jeane Napoles lang din naman ang level, pwede ka paring maging artista.

…and speaking of Maymay, siya iyung artistang hindi mo akalaing… artista nga. In fact, papano ba naman naging artista ang mga payatot na mukhang bangkay!? Why should walking skeletons be called as “models,” when in fact, Rita Gabiola, also known as the “Badjao Girl,” has more potential to be a model… and is better-looking than Maymay?

It’s because a lot of fantards are decreasing their standards. Iba talaga kapag fantard ng PBB, anoh?

Conclusion

I think, Senyor Komikado has gone really far… from his humble beginnings as a meme character (Komi Says Memes), to a full-time DDS (Senyor Komikado). He is now the voice of people who not only support the Duterte administration, but he’s also campaigning to BOYCOTT telebasuras and also advocating bobotantes to be the targets of the controversial Oplan Tokhang.

For me, even though my infatuation towards Masato Sakai isn’t as intense as when I first discovered him, my love for Kensuke Komikado won’t change!!!

G Toengi was so WRONG in ALL aspects possible!

[Collab with senyorkomikado]

As much as I like G Toengi, I cannot help but cringe on how she questioned Mocha Uson’s credibility as newly-appointed board member of the MTRCB, stating that she (Mocha) is a “sex blogger with no credentials.”

Has G lived under a rock for some time now?

Oh, actually—NO. But she’s acting like one.

In fact, she’s like ANY OTHER Filipino fresh-off-the-boat (FOB) Fil-Am who only tasted the “fresh air” of the United States, hence becoming an airhead. Well, don’t get me wrong! I could even attest the fact that my relatives in the United States only became airheaded ever since stepping into American soil. Their cockiness worsened when they becamse US citizens.

How’s that? I think, G is no different.

Just an observation—and no offense to any Filipino-American, or someone who has lived, worked, and/or even studied in the States: Usually, once a Filipino steps into US soil for an opportunity, they become airheaded. How did I say this? Recently, one of my affinity friends become so over-confident about how she’ll be accepted in all kinds of jobs related to her chosen field. Like, what? Then I realized, oh yeah, the “airheaded syndrome” came within her.

It’s so sad that many of our Filipino brothers and sisters are acting high and mighty, simply because they studied in the States. Well, I have yet to encounter a Japanese, Korean, Chinese, or even a Mongolian who has become air-headed, after being a fresh grad from the States.

#KomiSays: At anong “sex blogger” na pinagsasabi pala ni G Toengi, ah? Siyempre, hindi parin natin mai-iwasang maka-basa ng mga degrading comments sa Facebook, maski na rin sa Twitter. Siyempre naman, very unbecoming of G Toengi as a host, na pagdudahan si Mocha bilang isa sa mga bagong board member ng MTRCB.

May mabubuting intensyon naman si Mocha. Eh si G pala, anong nagawa niya pala sa bayan?

In fact, G is no different from the so-called liberal elites who impose their BUGOK beliefs to others.

HUWAG AKO, OI!

‘Di baleng si Mocha Uson ang maging MTRCB board member, o ‘di kaya’y senadora—kesa naman sa mga BWABOY gaya ni Trillones, Stinky “DeVille” Soliman, Oinky Drilon, tsaka na rin si DeLiVogue.

At sa mga shittakaburi diyan na mga elitista—lalo na ang mga putapeteng DILAWTISTA—syatap na lang kayetch! Sawang-sawa na ang mga masa sa mga FAKE SLOGANS ng mga DILAW!

Salamat kay Maharlika’t to the rescue siya laban sa isang representative ng PDI tsaka kay G Toengi.

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Why I advocate the legalization of absolute divorce in the Philippines?

Note: This is a collab article with senyorkomikado.

From Roxy on a Beast Mode:

Thank you Rappler for advocating the legalization of divorce. So far, so good. Inspite of the controversies it has, Rappler never fails to amaze me. It is brave enough to push people towards the 21st century. Yes, guys–we should drag our culture and ourselves to the 21st century.

I think there’s nothing wrong with being conservative–but to be honest, conservatism is fucking outdated in the 21st century. As per the Mighty Warrior, “Kung nakaka-inis makarinig ng mga ‘bad words,’ mas nakakainis paring makarinig ng mga sermon galing sa mga conservatives kagaya niyo!”

[If it’s irritating to hear bad words, sermons from conservatives like you are more annoying.]

Side Note: Whoever repealed divorce in the New Civil Code of the Philippines must be a bigoted elitist twat who is a member of the Vatican.

Realistically speaking, hindi pa handa ang mga Pilipino sa diborsyo (well, to think that divorce existed in the Philippines before some elitistic twat repealed it in the NCC). I think we are controlled by the Vatican (through the CIA and Illuminati, opkors!).

Marriage should be a sacred thing. Granted na iyan. However, staying the inside while you know that it’s a bad marriage has NO FORM of sanctity at all. Kailan ba naging sagrado ang kasal kung ang asawa mo naman eh ang manyakis na rapist na si Sheldon Arcenas pati ang traydor na impostora na si Dalia Guerrero-Pastor?

As a matter of fact, divorce should be re-legalized in the Philippines. I am not ashamed to tell the world that I support the Divorce Bill for the Philippines.

Divorce should be legal, but with reservations (to kowt Alma Moreno)

Why with reservations? I don’t see the point of making divorce as some “good solution” only to be free from the chains of a legal paper. I see it as a solution to invalidate the marriage that has lost its sanctity. Some conservatives from the legal core may get angry at me, however, thinking inside the box is like living under a rock for many centuries.

Oh, and before I forget, annulment should be free of charge and must be effective in a snap. It should be merged with the declaration of nullity–why? Forget about that declaration-crap-whatdafuq crap! It only shows yhe hypocritical nature of the conservatives in the Philippines.

Have the ever heard of moral values that are not taught by the Church doctrines? We cannot heavily rely on Church doctrines is because, an anonymous-authored proverb said, “Humanity does not need religion. Religion needs humanity.”

Here, this is NOT an issue of morality. It’s an issue of being human–the individual self. Some self-righteous “moralists” kuno are making divorce a “mortal sin” and a “gateway to hell,” however, they never realize that HELL is simply here on Earth. Heaven is actually also on Earth, depending on what your notion of heaven and hell is.

The issue here is–the concept of “forever”

These so-called conservative-moralistic-elitistic-ignorant scums claim that marriage is a curse–but divorce should never be legal in the Philippines to continue social pressures simply because “image preservation” is far more sacred.

Putang Ina! Twisted values nga!

Also, the defeatist mentality and strong clannish culture of Filipinos make me cringe up to no end. Proof? Minsan, marami pang mga chismosa sa sariling kamag-anak. Hindi ako nagbibiro dito. Madalas, sila pa ‘yung hihila sa’yo pababa. Proof ulit? Nag-divorce ka lang sa ibang bansa, tapos tatawagin kang palikero ng mga kapatid mo. Masaklap, hindi ba?

No wonder, hindi parin mai-usad ang diborsyo dahil sa 16th century (dehins aketch eksaherada!) mentality ng karamihan sa mga Pilipino (oist! ‘Yung mga conservatives na mahilig magsimba pero mahilig manakit ng ibang tao diyan! Kayo ang tinutukoy ko!).

You can’t simply rely on the doctrines of the Church. You won’t realize that priests commit wrongs as well (example: Pædophilia)–and some religious conservatives turn a blind eye to it. Like what Mother Dragoness said, “Catholic schools prepare students for the 16th century.” So, if you’re not a religious person, better avoid Catholic schools. After all, Catholic schools do not shape you to be a “holy saint.” Malaking kalokohan iyon. In fact, in reality, Catholic schools are only good in instilling elitism (quoting QueenRoxy).

And yet, the elitistas have the nerve to blame the late former strongman Ferdinand Marcos for the cultural conservatism of the 60s up to the biggest mistake in human history: The People Power Revolution.

Side Note: Tigilan niyo ako diyan sa mga “Martial Law victims” at saka #neverforget pati #neveragain niyo. And please, those desaparecidos worsened during the time of Kurikong. I know some people who have forgiven the Marcoses (aside from Miriam Santiago), have you heard of Teddy Boy Locsin and Atty. Edwin Rey Sandoval? The former’s father was jailed, and was once a supporter of the Yellow Oligarchs, but he has forgiven the Marcoses and continued to support them. Meanwhile, the latter was a former activist and political prisoner during the Martial Law era, but he decided to become a lawyer nung family man na siya. In fact, Atty. Sandoval was the oldest person in his batch at FEU). If you never heard of them, then you must be living under the rock.

Haven’t you heard of the late Jaime Cardinal Sin? Guess what? He was a Cory ally who commanded everyone to occupy the EDSA Shrine. Or else, they’re stripped from their academic standing or their academic titles.

Good thing he never become pope–if he becomes pope, the New World Order will be established in no time.

The problem here is the constant violation of the Art. II, Section 6 of the Constitution. This provision promotes secularism, but it’s only taken for granted. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with placing Holy Images of Susmaryosep (Jesus Mary Joseh duh!) in government offices, but to use RCC for politics is crap! Gamitan ng Simbahang Katoliko atsaka pulitika!?!?!? Are you telling me that the Filipinos should be stupid and deserve to be stupid to not think outside the box of tradition!?

Kaya na-turn off ako kay Lucy Torres, eh! Lucy Torres is not meant to be a Solon–in fact, her educational background was of no use when she opposed the RH Bill for some ridiculous reason: “We were embryos before.” Isantabi na kasi ang pagiging relihiyosa. Hindi lahat ng mga Pilipino eh, Kristiyano.

#RealTalk: Wala pong silbi ang talino kapag matalino ka sa Christian Living, pero bobo naman sa Agham.

No wonder, we were told, “Never base your moral values on what is allowed by state laws. State laws do not define ethics.”

The elitista Solons failed to look at the progress of the most progressive countries in South America (Argentina, Brazil and Chile). Catholic na nga mga iyan, eh why did they allow divorce? I bet, you elitistas cannot answer because your moral values are dubious. Buti pa nga ang mga Latino, progresibo ang pag-iisip. Now stop telling me that their culture is “liberated” simply because they speak Spanish or because they are located at the Western side of the globe. Have you not heard of Señor José Mujica? He was the former president of Uruguay and was dubbed the “poorest president,” however, he spoke for the common good. He defied corporate etiquette and represented the common people. Those Solons at the House of Representatives failed to see that. Papano, inu-una ang pagiging pa-sosyal! Kaya when asked about divorce, these elitista Solons become defensive, saying, “No way! My wife will do it against me! I love my wife.” But turns out, nangangaliwa pala. And please, Enrique Peña Nieto married twice–but did it affect his image as the head of state of Mexico? He might have better morals than the elitistang Solons with closet venereal disease.

Itigil niyo na kasi ang pagiging duwag niyo! LOL, mas lalaki pa nga si Chito Miranda kesa sa inyo, eh.

Buti pa si Chito, nagka-forever. It has proven that Neri Naig is low-profile, to think she was once a contender of Star Circle Quest. Nagkataon lang na their sex video became public.

And of course, these people who looked down on the couple should think twice–Chito and Neri are meant to be.

Also, divorce laws have been proven to help strengthen the marriage of couples (don’t tell me, “hindi rin.” Defeatist na naman iyan!). Haven’t you watched the movie, “My SO has got depression”? Haruko (played by Aoi Miyazaki) told Mikio (played by Masato Sakai), “If you don’t quit your job, Imma divorce you.” See? In fact, there are many strong couples there like Posh and Becks, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas and a lot more. As a matter of fact, strong marriages are the most sacred marriages.

Side Note: The hypocritical culture of the Philippines is actually imposed by the elitistas. Admit it! In fact, majority of the Solons in the Legislative Branch of the government are mostly elitistas from the social elite class. Iilan lang ang mga taga-middle class or poor class. After all, intelligence is never based on wealth. Again, kalokohan iyon. In fact, intelligence should be used to influence people and pioneer social change through actions.

No wonder, I strongly recommend The Manila Times as a good read to all people. I love how TMT promotes critical thinking instead of bigotry. Buti pa nga an TMT, hindi nakakasawang basahin, eh ang PDI? Meh. Oinkquirer has been promoting bigotry all the time (inferz naman sa Rappler, to think that it might have been acquired by the Yellow Oligarchs, they promote the freedom of information, freedom of speech and advocating social change). Naku… don’t get me started on how PDI discourages divorce, support for gay marriage and their never-ending tirades against the Marcoses.

As a matter of fact, The Manila Times has always been a good newspaper. There’s this one article that speaks about the good side of divorce. Inquirer? Holy fornication, puh-leeze! PDI has been always preaching bigotry to people!

Lastly, to all religious radicals (fundamentalists, ultraconservative Catholics) who base their faith on the “dictatorship” of the pakialamerong-bigoted CBCP, divorce does not wreck the family. Infidelity does. Sirang-sira ang pamilya kapag may nangangaliwa, and yet, the elitist Solons with closet venereal disease often turn a blind eye to that, only to preserve their “outer image” while in fact, they’re not only cheating and philandering; actually, they also steal money from the government (ilan pala ang SALN nila? Juice ko, si Corona naging scapegoat nila! Kawawa si Corona, pramis! Mga elitista lang ang galit sa kanya dahil blind followers sila ni PNoy!). Juice colored! Wala silang sinabi kina Erap at Rody–because these two old men do not have venereal disease at all. If ever they have, then they should resign instead! LOL!

So, if you will say NO to divorce dahil sabi ng CBCP, masisira ang pamilya, sagutin niyo! Tell them that they should resolve the issue if pædophilia among priests–who are often idolized by the elitistang Solons who have closet venereal disease. Mas corrupt pa nga ang mga elitistang Solong tutol hindi lamang sa diborsyo, pati na rin sa RH Bill (no wonder, may tuló sila! LOL).

Are you really good in practicing these “so-called” family values?

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While the Barrettos create their issue out of their vented interest, I would understand the situation of the Aguilars.

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Frustrating: Anne Curtis and her so-called AIRHEADEDNESS

This time I now have the balls to side with FP-tards and GTalkers at the same time (despite their opinions that are quite biased; similar to meek standards, lol), when it comes to Anne Curtis.

Pati si Sarah Geronimo, nahiya na rin sa kanya!

No wonder, hindi kataka-taka at hindi rin nakakagulat na may “attitude” na pala itong si Anne Curtis. Dahil pagkatapos ng insidente nila ni John Lloyd Cruz, doon na talaga lumabas ang tunay niyang ugali when she confronted Sam Concepcion at Vice Ganda’s party.

Kung lasing pala siya, DINAIG pa niya si Ellen Adarna!

Roxy, on a Beast Mode said:

Seriously, Anne Curtis’ behaviour has now gone frustrating. After her incident with Sam Concepcion, I started not to believe her denials on saying ‘You’re not that classy….’, because she already done her ‘I can buy you, your friends and this bar’. She admit it, she apologized. Her reason? Juice detox, then gone partying at the bachelorette party. However, while KC has no intention on making ‘patama’ against Anne, KC declared on her Instagram that Juice Detox has nothing to do with sudden outbursts.

Boom, Panes!

I have even read about juice cleanse and what I think is, in the first place you shouldn’t have been taking alcoholic stuff. Another thing, as per netizens, when you are drunk, you are just wild. There was even a testimony that Anne Curtis wasn’t drunk at the time she slapped John Lloyd and slutshamed Phoemela.

Ngayong wala nang maisip na idadahilan, she denied rumors and eventually, nag-paawa after being stung kuno by a jellyfish.

Pathetic. Really.

It is needless to say ther her success eventually gotten into her head while she was even disputable in talent department in the first place when she started.

#RealTalk: I think nagkalat lang siya sa Bb. Pilipinas Coronation night when she sang ‘Alone’. I understand that singing is her frustration that is why she keeps on accomplishing that ‘dream’ but how she will be taken seriously as a singer and recording artist if she makes singing as nothing but a joke. No wonder, Lea Salonga allegedly talked smack about her when she heard about Anne held a concert at the Araneta few years ago.

MONEY CAN’T BUY CLASS
CLASS CAN’T BUY TALENT

Unfortunately, Anne is class-questionable as well

Nahiya naman ang mga genuinely talented artirstas sa kanya.

Kelangan pa talaga lumipat ng ABS-CBN para madevelop ang talent while she should have been talented in the first place.

What she has become is really frustrating because I perceived her to be nice in person despite others’ perception on her as ‘maarte’. After her second incident, I felt like bumaba tingin ko sa kanya.

I did not get frustrated when ABS-CBN is doing so much damage control on her. ‘Matik na ‘yan! #AlamNa

Fame is still not a reason for Anne to act so matapobre when she NEVER belonged to the Manila’s High Society (unfortunately, most artistas do not belong to them despite fame and money. #KawawaNaman) eversince. Fame is nothing when you have no enough talent an education in the first place. Those people who are like that are worse than beggars singing on the streets while begging for money.

Nothing more than a trash

Well, I just cannot agree more in this part:

#RealTalk: I think nagkalat lang siya sa Bb. Pilipinas Coronation night when she sang ‘Alone’. I understand that singing is her frustration that is why she keeps on accomplishing that ‘dream’ but how she will be taken seriously as a singer and recording artist if she makes singing as nothing but a joke. No wonder, Lea Salonga allegedly talked smack about her when she heard about Anne held a concert at the Araneta few years ago.

It seems that Lea Salonga is vindicated here. Tama naman si Lea Salonga talaga, eh. I mean come on, though frustration naman ni Anne Curtis ang kumanta, singing is a profession, not a joke.

After all, Anne Curtis is nothing more than being an entertainer.

#KomiSaid:

So walang class si Sam C. ngayon, huh? Mukhang tama nga ang mga GTalkers tungkol kay Anne Curtis! Mukhang nawawala talaga siya sa sarili niya kapag nagiging lasing talaga siya! Dinaig pa niya si Ellen Adarna!

And he even shared:

Muntik niya kayang sampalin si Cedric Lee! (Source: GTalk)

WOW! Buti na lang may tumigil kay Anne sa pagsasampal kay Cedric Lee. Kung nasapak niya si Cedric Lee, expect her to be a has-been and being harassed by Cedric Lee through his henchmen.

Even GTalkers have a LOT of testimonies to tell! I’ll post them if I am not too lazy.

Totes Agree with Senyor Komi!

#KomiSays:

Kung ako nga ang tatanungin, mas maganda pa ang mukha ni Wendy Valdez, kung ikukumpara mo naman siya kina Mariel Rodriguez at Kitchie Nadal, ‘no!? (BTW, the latter two are known for being pretty in person without makeup because of their KUTIS MAHARLIKA)

Wendy Valdez, however, had bad skin. That’s why she’s not so pretty (by Filipino standards), but her features could pass for pretty.

Agree to that! Well, Wendy is pretty, but she has really bad skin. That’s why I didn’t find her so pretty that time, just because she’s dark.

Anyways, that should not be an issue after all. Wala ngang sinabi sina Mariel at Kitchie pagdating sa pagiging maganda, kumpara kay Wendy, eh. Though Wendy is bitchy as her persona, people attested that she’s not bitchy in person pala, eh. Kung ako pa ang tatanungin, features-wise, Wendy passes for good-looking.

Walang sinabi sina Mariel at Kitchie kasi nga, Wendy lacks the dark eyebags–in other words, kung itatabi siya kay Mariel at Kitchie, she would definitely stand out talaga. I was really shocked like hell why Mariel is pretty in person. Siguro dahil sa makeup, pero without makeup, they even attested she’s prettier.

WELL THAT’S BECAUSE OF HER SMOOTH SKIN, PEEPS!

Kung hindi lang makinis si Mariel, definitely she would not stand out.

I simply do not get it why Filipino society thinks that having smooth skin without consulting the derma = attractive. I mean, come on, there are still smooth-skinned people who are not really attractive at all, unless nadadala ang ang features ng mukha niya sa kinis ng kanyang balat.

#KomiSays: Hindi ako nagagandahan talaga kay Mariel Rodriguez, pero makinis ang balat, oo.

And hello, Mariel is one of the celebrities who looks older than her age–in other words, kaya lang siya maganda in person without makeup is because of her skin texture. Period. Kung pangit sana ang balat niya, definitely legit ladyboy-looking na talaga siya. (I really doubt, she really has sophisticated features. One PExer and my couz saw her in person. Not really legit pretty. Even some forumers attest hindi talaga head-turner ang dating niya. After all, I believe Bashing 101. I think she’s pretty in person because of the makeup.)

Same with Kitchie Nadal. Also, hindi ko rin gets kung bakit marami ring nagagandahan sa kanya. I bet, hindi siya stand-out sa La Salle dati. Kung ako pa ang tatanungin, ang stand-out award would definitely go to Carla Abellana and Iya Villania–since these two girls are NOT given justice in the camera–but looking at their features, they definitely stand out.

Also, just because they ome from La Salle does not mean you will expect that ALL Lasallians are blessed with good keratin build-up. Hell, being blessed with good keratin build-up actually depends whether you have East Asian ancestry or not, and that’s it.

Anyways, having smooth skin is rather an asset to those girls who really do not have sophisticated features. Kumbaga, nadadala lang ang ganda nila sa kinis ng kanilang balat. ‘Yun na!

If you’re going to ask a Korean or a Japanese person, I bet, no one will think that Mariel and Kitchie is attractive once they see them in person without makeup (kahit siguro sa TV o pics pa ‘yan). You know how skyrocketing high their standards really are. They might say that Wendy Valdez is really pretty.

Because for Koreans and Japanese people, they think that their smooth, flawless skin is NOT enough to define a person as attractive. Features mismo ang tinitingnan, and if they like your features, they will surely envy you. Eh kay Mariel at Kitchie, I bet, no Korean or Japanese person will think they really stand out. Siguro sina Tricia Gosingtian pa o si Alodia Gosiengfiao pa ang mag-stand out.

You know that there are many Koreans and Japanese people who are smooth-skinned, but hell, kung sino pa ang mas marami pang acne marks sa kanila, sila pa ang mas attractive. Well, I’m pertaining towards the guys, ah. Impression ko kasi sa mga East Asian guys na makikinis, parang ang bading tingnan. Hell, ang mas brusko pa ang balat, sila talaga ang attractive.

What Komi is trying to emphasize is that, he thinks that having smooth, flawless skin does not make one person attractive. Tama naman talaga siya, eh. Skin color and/or skin texture does not define how good-looking and/or presentable a person really is. Kumbaga, he’s trying to emphasize that there are some people who are just good-looking without makeup because of their skin. Obvious naman na maganda “daw” sa personal si Mariel without makeup is because of her skin texture. Tama rin si Komi na maganda lang si Mariel because of her kutis maharlika, ‘yun na! As a matter of fact, Mariel once attested that Kristine Hermosa is pretty even without makeup and also in person is because, kahit tadtad siguro ng zits si Tintin, aba eh, hindi ma-agnas ang hitsura niya. I have seen photos of Kristine when she wasn’t super fair-skinned, and I really think she will be very pretty sooner or later. She’s one example of a person who is a late-bloomer talaga, kumbaga, she wasn’t very pretty when I first saw her, and when I saw her in Pangako Sa’yo, doon talaga lumitaw ang mala-Diyosa niyang kagandahan.

Well, the only attractive thing in Mariel is her face shape. ‘Yun na!

#KomiSays: Mariel is not actually very pretty, pero hindi chaka. Average-looking, pwede pa. In fact, mas chaka pa si Toni Gonzaga, kung tutuusin. (Mas ma-ere pa nga si Toni, sa totoo lang!)

Also, there are many people with flaws on their skin, but definitely still stood out even without makeup is because they’re blessed with good features and good symmetry.

#RealTalk: Having smooth skin makes average/so-so features attractive, that’s why people blessed with great skin do not need to undergo the knife.

That’s all for now! Stay tuned for more Komi Rants on senyorkomikado!