G Toengi was so WRONG in ALL aspects possible!

[Collab with senyorkomikado]

As much as I like G Toengi, I cannot help but cringe on how she questioned Mocha Uson’s credibility as newly-appointed board member of the MTRCB, stating that she (Mocha) is a “sex blogger with no credentials.”

Has G lived under a rock for some time now?

Oh, actually—NO. But she’s acting like one.

In fact, she’s like ANY OTHER Filipino fresh-off-the-boat (FOB) Fil-Am who only tasted the “fresh air” of the United States, hence becoming an airhead. Well, don’t get me wrong! I could even attest the fact that my relatives in the United States only became airheaded ever since stepping into American soil. Their cockiness worsened when they becamse US citizens.

How’s that? I think, G is no different.

Just an observation—and no offense to any Filipino-American, or someone who has lived, worked, and/or even studied in the States: Usually, once a Filipino steps into US soil for an opportunity, they become airheaded. How did I say this? Recently, one of my affinity friends become so over-confident about how she’ll be accepted in all kinds of jobs related to her chosen field. Like, what? Then I realized, oh yeah, the “airheaded syndrome” came within her.

It’s so sad that many of our Filipino brothers and sisters are acting high and mighty, simply because they studied in the States. Well, I have yet to encounter a Japanese, Korean, Chinese, or even a Mongolian who has become air-headed, after being a fresh grad from the States.

#KomiSays: At anong “sex blogger” na pinagsasabi pala ni G Toengi, ah? Siyempre, hindi parin natin mai-iwasang maka-basa ng mga degrading comments sa Facebook, maski na rin sa Twitter. Siyempre naman, very unbecoming of G Toengi as a host, na pagdudahan si Mocha bilang isa sa mga bagong board member ng MTRCB.

May mabubuting intensyon naman si Mocha. Eh si G pala, anong nagawa niya pala sa bayan?

In fact, G is no different from the so-called liberal elites who impose their BUGOK beliefs to others.

HUWAG AKO, OI!

‘Di baleng si Mocha Uson ang maging MTRCB board member, o ‘di kaya’y senadora—kesa naman sa mga BWABOY gaya ni Trillones, Stinky “DeVille” Soliman, Oinky Drilon, tsaka na rin si DeLiVogue.

At sa mga shittakaburi diyan na mga elitista—lalo na ang mga putapeteng DILAWTISTA—syatap na lang kayetch! Sawang-sawa na ang mga masa sa mga FAKE SLOGANS ng mga DILAW!

Salamat kay Maharlika’t to the rescue siya laban sa isang representative ng PDI tsaka kay G Toengi.

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How immoral it is to be prude

You see, I don’t like the Filipino culture. It is the WORST ever culture for me to live in.

Aside from the elitists, know-it-alls, and self-righteous people, I will also include PRUDE people—yes, I’m talking about the old folks who are fresh-off-the-boat from their countryside hometowns.

If the Japanese, Thais, the Vietnamese, and other Asian neighbors of ours are conservative when it comes to cultural traditions, they ain’t as PRUDE as many Filipino old folks. In fact, the prude old folks are really PRUDE is because of religious influence. They do not advocate individual freedoms. Rather, they advocate suppression of individual freedom—which makes the offspring, a LOSER in the future.

Being PRUDE is where the cause of slow progress starts. Come on, it’s too cliche to call it “lack of discipline” and the usual “defeatism,” that slow progress is the main problem.

Well, to be honest, the same prude people are ignorant—they travel abroad, they also have children. However, they missed a lot of things—first and foremost, they do not open their minds. They only travel, masabi lang na nakakapag-abroad lang sila. So, did they really feed their minds and souls.

No wonder, like what a good friend told me, “No wonder, most Filipinos do not get respect at all.”

So, do you want the Filipino culture to be well-known all over the world as “irrationally prude?”

Of course not. It sucks, I’m pretty much the middle person between the liberal elitists vs. the prude people.

#Prangkahan: It’s time for the Filipino to STEP UP from their simple-minded comfort zones

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Masato Sakai as the cynical and eccentric Atty. Kensuke Komikado

No one notices the most deserving person to go viral in cyberspace. Why is that so? Apparently, people explained that he won’t be as “good enough” as those attractive people whose looks became viral all over the internet.

Well, lemme tell you the truth: I live in the Philippines, and of course, natürlich, most of my friends on Facebook are Filipinos. Duh!

However, I still find it weird why in the world are Filipinos still not open-minded towards East Asian looks, to think naging patok nga ang Meteor Garden, tsaka sikat na sikat pa nga ang Hallyu craze sa Pinas.

Ironically, despite Filipino society’s narrow-mindedness towards East Asian looks, it promotes skin whitening and hair straightening. Also, they believe that you look automatically good, if only your skin texture saved it from making you “plain Jane,” and another fact? Being slender means, sexy.

…but another weird fact is this: Filipinos tend to be obsessed with Western looks. If you’re half-Filipino, and you look more Western than Asian, you’re automatically hailed as “divine.”

Even though the looks is just, “meh.”

Western looks, no offense, are too mainstream

You see them everywhere. Models. Endorsers. TV personalities. Celebrities. A lot more. Most of the time, if the endorser is WHITE, people tend to buy the product—as compared to an Asian endorser. It’s a great thing that TIME Magazine is addressing the issue of “white dominance” in the modelling industry. One comenntator said, “We have beautiful Chinese, Indians, and Malays. Why not use them? Why use someone with Western features, to endorse a product?”

Ironically, the Caucasian race, for most people, is the global beauty standard.

Hence, making it mainstream for many snobs, like me of course!

SOME TRUTH: Filipinos are simple-minded people

…and I hate it.

Honestly speaking, I am a snob (a complete snob, yes) to my own culture. No shitting, ngunit sobrang taas ng tingin ng mga Pinoy sa mga dayuhan, lalo na kapag Kanluranin ang hitzu. Apparently, I have grown tired of that sh*t. In fact, I hate it when Filipinos will only mingle with white people.

One of my aunt’s friends asked, “Why are there only a few white people in L.A.?”

…and she was expecting more white people in Los Angeles. Well sorry, America during the Obama regime was friendlier towards diversity. Here, many Filipinos are only fixated to white people, Christianity, and so-called “false conservatism,” which means that divorce should remain illegal, that the LGBT spreads venereal diseases, that boys will always be boys, and the victim is at fault when she gets raped… and other sorts of crap.

This kind of “prudeness” made Maria Ozawa curious about birth control in the Philippines. She thought, “So you guys don’t abort, right? Well, uhmmm… I actually had an abortion.”

Infairness, the Japanese and the Koreans are far more open-minded, as much as grey areas are concerned. It means that, they’re open to divorce and abortion, albeit not being open-minded towards the LGBT community.

Simple-minded, to the point that average-looking people could pass for “attractive,” if they only have aristocratic skin texture

Well, now you know why Mariel Rodriguez-Padilla and Kitchie Nadal are attractive by Filipino standards? Apparently, their skin texture improved their “meh” looks. Kung ilagay pa siguro sila sa Korea, definitely hindi sila papasa. In Japan, they’ll be considered, “shibui.”

I know someone who is only pretty because of her skin texture. However, her looks are not aristocratic–actually, mukha lang siyang julalay ng mga pangalawang pinsan ko (well, my second cousins have more aristocratic features, albeit having a “loud” personality)–paumanhin naman sana kung mapanglait naman ang wika ko, ngunit sa totoo lang talaga, having nice facial features always beats a “meh” looks, who only becomes attractive because of the skin texture.

In fact, I saw a lot of Filipino-Chinese people being in the so-called “shibui” category.

…and it’s also weird that Melai Cantiveros is “attractive” to the typical Pinoy, to think that her looks aren’t aristocratic at all (puh-leeze! Siya kaya ang natitipuhan kadalasan ng mga puting foreynjer! Don’t me!).

Nakakatawa, actually. I dunno why, but I also find Song Hye-kyo’s looks quite plain–I find Sandara Park better-looking. Well, I have nothing against Jessie Han’s looks–it’s only that many find her attractive because she never went under the knife.

Also, heto pa ang nakaka-tawa: A lot of Filipinos who are not into K-Pop or Hallyu fandom would criticize Korean looks as “minikui” when not surgeried. Like, huh? I don’t think so, actually–in fact, typical Korean looks cannot be classified as “mukhang bayawak,” “hipon,” or “mukhang paa,” if without surgery. In fact, South Korean society tends to be superficial–hence, the inevitable “craze” on plastic surgery.

Like, really? Western looks is superior!?

Hell, no! In fact, Westerners nowadays are starting to embrace diversity–don’t you know that there’s a posing problem when portraying Asians in the Western world? Asian women tend to be objectified–portrayed as subservient, etc.

This makes me cringe, seriously. The never-ending debate when it comes to racial diversity still lingers up to this very day.

Filipinos are fixated to what is given to them

…in fact, this is true. Well, I could say this myself: Filipinos are AFRAID to experiment on things. In fact, I myself have this experience: Until now, I still cannot even mix watercolor paints with bizarre combinations. Hmmm… maybe it’s because I’m afraid that the outcome will be crappy as f*ck. LOL, no kidding there. In fact, the more dominant person usually gets the attention–and everyone would obey him.

Para lang masabi na “hindi ma-arte,” tsaka “walang ere,” well, lemme tell you this–SETTLE FOR MORE, but never force yourself to be TOP OF THE LINE. When I mean TOP OF THE LINE, it means, EXPERT LEVEL. It takes TIME and perseverance to be the top of the line… so if I were you, settle for something you deserve.

Filipinos are not yet open-minded towards the unknown

They’re only accepting towards what is actually familiar to them. Someone even said, even though Filipinos brag that they travel a lot, they’re still IGNORANT. Look at Filipino politicians–they studied abroad, but they’re not yet open-minded and tolerant. Well, I agree. My relatives in the United States are actually GUILTY of that. Once maka-tungtong lang sa Taté, instead of adopting the third-cultured mindset, nagiging arogante’t lumalaki ang ulo, and guess what, you won’t believe what I’m going to tell you: Their standards become lower, their taste are becoming poor and cheap, and lastly, they settle for less.

In other words, many ethnic Filipinos still cannot get the FUCK out of their comfort zones! Given, their passports are already POWERFUL.

In fact, my relatives are “feeling white.” They think and act like white people, and guess what? When they visit the Philippines, they belittle Asian culture. Now, that’s disgusting!

In addition, Filipinos are only fixated to America, the West, and the English language. Like, WHAT THE FUCK!? They make fun usually of different accents and of course, sometimes they mock different languages. HELL, this is UNACCEPTABLE in ALL ASPECTS!

Basta para sa kanila, sosyal ang Amerika, and not only that, for them, Hollywood is the most superior entertainment powerhouse in the world.

Have they ever forget Bollywood, the one that they’re also mocking?

In fact, Aamir Khan is stepping up from the game–he ensures that Bollywood movies are of high standards.

To answer the question, “What do you think about the entertainment industry in the Philippines?

From QueenBeast:

Whay can I say? Lack of fresh and original material, always formulaic, always cater to some stupid portion of the target market, does not focus on artistic value, and it seriously do not focus on the raw, genuine talent. Well, I am talking about the mainstream movie and music industry, and most of the works are not made with international standards while South Korea, India or even Thailand is able to do it.

I agree–in many aspects. I dunno, but I believe in these things:

a.) Filipinos are fixated to something they’re actually accustomed at.
b.) Like any other Asian cultures, Filipinos resist change. I agree.
c.) Filipino entertainment industry focuses on good looks without substance,

Also this:

xxx It is just that i think what happened to Koko was going overboard, while we Filipinos had the nerve to make ching-chong-ching-chong sound when they hear a group of Chinese/Koreans/Japanese people speaking their language, we all had the guts to make racial jokes on people of African race and the latest? Racial jokes on Mayweather (I hate Mayweather as well; even Angel Locsin got slammed on her Twitter for her alleged racial joke on Mayweather). Kung makapag-SUPOT at makapag-BAKLA ang mga Pinoy (especially MEN) sa mga Intsik/Hapon/Koreano, ang lutong, parang ikagaganda ng pagkalalaki nila ang pangsusupot at pangbabakla sa mga Intsik/Hapon/Koreano. Parang ang gwapo nila eh, ano?

Yeah, that’s what I hate about Filipino males… they think that East Asians are inferior, kesyo maputi’t wala sa kultura ang pagpapa-tuli, LALAITIN na nila kaagad!?

Don’t me with that! Magagalit si Senyor Komikado diyan!

#KomiSays: Kaya nagpo-promote ako ng harshtag na, #EastAsianMasterRace, para maging EMPOWERED naman ang mga singkit nating mga kapatid sa ibayong dagat! Feeling kasi ng mga Pilipino, ka-antas naman nila ang mga puti sa Amerika, which is hindi naman totoo. Sa totoo lang, mababa parin ang tingin sa mga Silangang Asyano, lalo na kapag third-world pa nga ang bansa nila (no kidding, ngunit kadalasan, sa mga THIRD-WORLD countries mo pa makikita ang high concentration ng mga magaganda’t gwapo–at least, sa Hilagang-Silangang Asya [日本語:東北アジア]).

Sa totoo lang talaga, kadalasan sa mga Pinoy na may lahing Kanluranin, mga arogante sila! Take for example: Andi Eigenmann, Jessy Mendiola, and Coleen Garcia. To be honest, kung arogante ang mga Latino, nature na nila iyun. However, sa mga di-Latino naman, ang asta naman, feeling superior, eh hindi naman sila pansinin sa ibayong Kanluranin… in fact, I admire Westerners, and Filipinos of Western descent who have a more Asian attitude.

If the Filipino bloodline will only be diluted with something, I prefer East Asian–not only East Asians are humble, they’re also honest about their flaws. Kaya tingnan niyo, mas respetado parin ang mga kapatid nating mga Silangang Asyano–usually kapag Westerner looks na Filipino, medyo mixed parin ang mga reactions.

Sadly, wide-reading isn’t really innate in the Filipino culture

QueenBeast’s reaction tho:

I understand that the students presented here DOES NOT represent the entire Philippine population but I am wondering what school are they from? As a matter of fact, some of them even replied this: WHITE AMERICAN MALES = GWAPO.

I did not finish the video because their responses make me cringe. Have these kids studied geography and culture of each country? I guess they simply merely memorized history books without further understanding.

While it is true that Chinese are stereotyped to be thrifty, but is this all that they know about China and Chinese? #AngTangaNaman!

Sometimes I wonder if they utilize internet properly, particularly Google, or they only know Facebook. I understand whatever the contraints they might have, but I simply could not stand how limited their knowledge is. For example:

HARRY POTTER, MATE

Some answered America, or Australia or worse, Europe.

American film po ba ang Harry Potter? How long you guys have been living under the rock?!?!?!?!

I was in my late teens when Harry Potter was shown in the Philippines, and during that time, Google was not as multi-functional, I do not even HP books and that we do not have computer and internet at home, dial-up pa lang ang internet noon, kaya lang, that time, I already knew that HP is not American nor Australian.

Why?

United Kingdom is the next biggest entertainment producer next to USA. Also, only very few Australian/New Zealand films were shown in the Philippines in 1990s/2000s. Wala pang halos Japan or Korean wave nun around 2002 backwards. Kung hindi American or Hongkong films ang nasa foreign movie bucket ng Pinoy, movies ng United Kingdom, and distinguishable naman ang difference ng American and UK accent right?

As for hearing from friends… well, what kind of friends? Sometimes, it is not always great to rely from your fellow Filipino friends. Whether in real-life or cyberspace, it would be better if you interact with foreigners or immerse yourself in their culture.

I won’t care if most people will be angry to me for my arrogance. I am not bragging to be intelligent, but if I am on that video, my response will be faaaaaar different from them. Now that is how I get my facts straight!

Now that’s foreign knowledge 101 for you guys!

#KomiSays: ‘Teh, they come from the prestigious College of St. Benilde. HWAW! I KENNAT!

I cannot even believe that ang perception parin nila sa mga Intsik eh, “KURIPOT.” To tell you the truth, the Chinese are NOT even kuripot, if they know you well. It still depends on whom they interact with–generally, mas generous pa ang non-traditional conservative na Fil-Chi kesa sa pure traditional Chinese.

Given na magiging Chinese school na nga ang DLSU-M tsaka DLS-CSB, ha! I KENNAT (pa moar)!

But to be honest, someone told me that if you want to know the “stereotypes” of the Chinese based on ethnolinguistic group they belong, well, here:

Mandarin – academic-centered
Min nan – negosyante-centered
Cantonese – most Westernized of all ethnolinguistic groups

Well, may konting katotohanan ang mga stereotypes na iyan. First and foremost, Mandarin speakers tend to excel academically like the rest of the East Asians, but the Min nan speakers tend to focus on entrepreneurship. I agree. It is evident not only in the Sinosphere, but also in Chinese-speaking communities in Southeast Asia. Look at the Thai-Chinese, the Malaysian Chinese, the Filipino-Chinese, and the Indonesian Chinese–most of them would be the top-of-the-line businessmen–or in other words, the VIP. Kaya mga kuripot kadalasan ang mga Intsik ay dahil rooted na sa kultura nila ang value of money. In fact, the Filipino-Chinese are better off as entrepreneurs of their own–it is evident that most of our influencers online are Filipino-Chinese.

So, this sums up Bobbi Tiglao’s point on why mas marami pang Chinese kesa sa native na Pinoy ang ruling class–and in addition, the Filipino-Chinese would usually associate themselves with China, more than the Philippines. Itanong niyo lang iyan kay Manong F. Sionil Jose.

Well, with the rest of QueenBeast’s rant, pasintabi lang ha, ngunit MURA lang naman po ang WORLD MAP. May Google Maps naman, why not maximize its features? At least, EASY ACCESS na lang ang location ng bawat bansa–and you’ll know each country’s geopolitical history pa nga, eh!

Ganyan ba ka-DEFEATIST ang mga Pinoy!?

Itanong lang natin si mareng MSP.

Sadly, the Philippine education system has FAILED us… or WE (might) have failed them

In fact, there are no qualified teachers who would help us understand WORLD HISTORY. Oha, kaya pala maraming mga elitistang nangangapa parin sa KASAYSAYAN, kung hindi lang LOGIC ang weakness nila. To be honest, if you HATE the Marcoses simply because of MARTIAL LAW, to be honest, you won’t understand until you READ UP the entire COLD WAR. In fact, the Cold War is one of the most important key events in world history. If you don’t want to believe me, then READ any world encyclopedia or any HARD-BOUND book that is about world history. That’s what I did it. Not only that, I also immersed myself in the Russian culture–because during that time, I was interested in learning their military system, and of course, the Soviet era.

The popular kids in high school + the elitists are… shallow and superficial.

Yeah, sobrang shallow and superficial to the point that they only familiarize themselves with local and WESTERN entertainment. Kaya tingin ko, pagdating nila sa Japan, marami silang na-miss out–they failed to watch ANIME.

Side Note: Anime is actually a primer towards the Japanese culture. However, lemme tell you this: Not everything you see in anime could happen in real life.

To be honest, before you travel to EAST ASIA, better watch anime or J-Drama if you’re going to Japan–and if you’re visiting South Korea, better familiarize yourself with the classics: Dae Jang Geum, Jumong, and Hwang Jin-i. That way, you’ll get a more cultural feel of what Korea is about.

#KomiSays: To be honest, speaking of Chinese culture, hindi mo na kelangang manood ng Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, o ‘di kaya The House of Flying Daggers (well, to be honest I never watched those movies YET)–dahil sa totoo lang naman po, ramdam mo naman ang kulturang Tsino sa Pinas. So, why the need to watch Chinese movies if you could feel the culture itself in your homeland? In fact, malakas ang Chinese influence sa iba’t-ibang bahagi ng Asya–in fact, sometimes we associate everything Chinese with Buddhism–to think that Buddhism originated in South Asia (apparently, Siddharta Gautama would have been a third-cultured person if he lived in the modern-day world).

I would like to tell everyone the state of education in the Philippines: It is fixated to books, and out-of-class learning isn’t actually encouraged. Kaya pala, ang mga nagiging honor student nowadays, mga elitista parin naman.

LEGIT intelligent people do not have to be grade-conscious, actually. Besides, those who are grade-conscious are not as intelligent as you think they are.

In other words, these elitists still cannot even read or be familiar with a SIMPLE, and CHEAP WORLD MAP!

Also, Social Studies subject in Philippine high schools, to be honest, teaches ignorance and bigotry. Kaya pala ako, nagka-grade ng 96 nung first quarter nung second year, eh!

For me, that’s a simple achievement–but that’s because masyadong trivial ang mga lessons that time. Memorization of facts–even though there’s no need to analyze why things are like that, and a lot more. To be honest, this is insane–getting high grades because of pure memorization alone won’t even progress someone’s well-being.

To be honest, if you want to travel and get yourself familiar with cultures, I suggest you read the history books that are provided in your home. Also, LISTEN to the most popular and influential historians. If they have biases, well, it’s all up to you whether or not you’ll believe their narratives.

The elitists keep on dominating and imposing standards… which you MUST resist

Not everything the shittakaburi and the elitists impose to you… are always RIGHT and ACCURATE. In fact, the sad reality of world history is this: “History is written by the victors.”

True enough. That’s why, to be honest, Philippine history sucks. I won’t ever retract those words at all.

Kaya pala hindi mabitay-bitay si Trillanes tsaka pinupuri palang “BAYANI” si Ninoy, kahit sa totoo lang naman, marami siyang nagawang PAHAMAK sa bayan natin.

Anong, “Ninoy is a hero, Cory is a saint”? Huwag ako! I am not saying that the Marcoses are heroes and saints–ang “alitan” kuno ng mga Marcos vs. Aquino, eh nadamay lang din naman ang sambayanang Pilipino, eh. Well, guess what? Ang common ground lang naman kasi ng alitan nila ay heto: ANG WARRING CLAN na Cojuangco (OO NA, puno’t dulo lang naman ng estado ng Pinas ang alitan ng mga Cojuangco).

Why warring clan?

Kung “warring” family ang Barretto, SOWS! Wala pa nga ang alitan nila sa alitan ng mga COJUANGCO, which is still existing up to now. Hanggang ngayon, hindi parin magkakasundo ang partido nila Danding, tsaka ang mga Dilawan.

O ayan ha, ngayon at alam niyo na kung bakit THIRD-WORLD country parin ang Pilipinas, bukod pa sa 60/40 restriction na iyan (which is the “Filipino First Policy,” na elitista lang naman ang nakikinabang).

To be honest with all of you, that’s Modern Philippine History 101 to ALL OF YOU.

But sometimes… the LOYALIST lived with their “LOYALISM”

…and that is prudeness.

Wonder why some parents will forbid their children to watch anime? Oh, I remember when Voltes V was banned because Marcos accepted someone’s suggestion to ban it. That conservatism was the conservatism of PRUDENESS… it means that, this led to our old folks being fixated to what is professed unto them.

Sucks, right?

They laugh at the Japanese culture, kesyo liberated daw–when in fact, Japan won’t be a POWERHOUSE for nothing. Also, infairness to the Japanese, they apologize for the atrocities during the second World War, which the Americans, until now, couldn’t do.

Now, there’s the CONFLICT between the liberal elites versus the prude conservatives–extremes won’t work–and each side tends to be abusive power-trippers at the same time.

So, they’re no different from one another.

Simple-mindedness, shallowness and superficiality in the Philippines: The root cause of crab mentality

There are reasons why the elitists are shallow and superficial people: They’re only fixated to something that’s given to them… they do not get the fuck out of their comfort zones.

However, not everyone who are shallow and superficial people are elitists. Some of ’em are really, not elitists, but they’re simple-minded. I dunno, even their academic performances won’t be convincing to me–esp. when they use their logic.

Call me arrogant for bashing simple-minded people, however, the social gap widens simply because of conflicting interests between the two parties. Oh, latest case in point?

Oh, it’s Prof. Antonio Contreras’s article about the elitists RANTING about the Metro Manila Film Festival (MMFF).

Notable excerpts:

And when Mocha Uson was asked to promote the Festival as its ambassador, not a few raised their eyebrows. After all, it is hard to decouple Mocha from what the elitists derisively label as the unthinking masses which she commands in social media. Mocha allegedly represents the unsophisticated classes that in past MMFF have enriched the pockets of Regal and Star Cinema. This is the class that laughed at the inanities of Vice Ganda, were mesmerized by the magical world of Vic Sotto in “Enteng Kabisote,” screamed in fear at the predictable horror in the nth installment of the pseudo-immortalized “Shake, Rattle and Roll,” and cried and commiserated with the formulaic drama of movies like ‘Mano Po.”

But for the elitists to hold this view simply reeks of arrogance. In doing so, they assault the ordinary Pinoy.

At least, the quality of films in MMFF is simply put, improved. To be honest, I would like to see “Die Beautiful,” simply because makeup guru Paolo “Pochoy” Ballesteros is the main protagonist, and speaking of the mainstream-ish films that didn’t make it? SET THEM ASIDE.

Besides, these elitists are all-knowing (shittakaburi in Japanese, and Besserwisser auf Deutsch), but to be honest, they don’t even know what they’re talking about.

But for the elitists to hold this view simply reeks of arrogance. In doing so, they assault the ordinary Pinoy.

…and before the elitists will call the Class D and E as “BOBOtante,” why not read the excerpt from this piece, “The truth about the elites and elitism“:

…and as a matter of fact, nasa ELITISTA naman talaga ang tunay na BOBOtante (oh guys, I recommend you read Senyor Komikado’s blog–he’ll discuss about the elitists being the real BOBOtantes). Maa-ari ko pang sabihing mga bobotante talaga ang mga bumoto kay Manny Pacquiao, but I cannot say the same towards those who voted for BongBong Marcos as their vice-president.

xxx but as the old adage goes, “Nothing beats the word of mouth.”

To be honest, the elitistas are the REAL and LEGIT bobotantes. Ang boboto sa mga Dilawan ay mga tunay na BOBOtante iyan. In fact, mas TUNAY pa nga tsaka hindi puro fashion statements lang sa trabaho ang mga “butt-of-all-jokes” na sina Nancy Binay, Cynthia Villar, Lito Lapid, and of course, the lovable Dick Gordon. I cannot say the same towards Manny Pacquiao since despite his philanthropic work, it still does not make him qualified as a senator. Nakaka-bobo lang iyung “…sisipain na lang ang upuan” sa pagbabalik ng parusang kamatayan, ta’s gagawin pang batas ang “National Bible Day.”

#KomiSays: PUKING INA NAMAN, OH! Kung sino pa nga ang butt of all jokes, sila pa ang no-nonsense pagdating sa trabaho. Imagine, solons Nancy Binay and Cynthia Villar, respectively, abstained and refused to block the Marcos burial. Well, as much as I am not a supporter of theirs, but to be honest, at least they respect the rule of law, to think Binay is unexperienced and incompetent before running for senate, and Villar made a cringe-worthy statement regarding Filipino nurses–which she didn’t even kept track at, was a mishap.

Maraming paring mga elitistang UTO-UTO sa mga pulitikong puro pangako, eh perwisyo din naman sa bayan. Totoo iyun. In fact, those who they accused as “BOBOtante” are often the ones who will eventually vote for BongBong Marcos as the vice-president.

Tanong ng mga elitista, “Ano bang MERON kay BongBong Marcos na wala kay Leni Robredo?”

The answer: BongBong Marcos is pure business, while Robredo is pure fashion statements. I’m sure magagalit na naman ang mga elitista sa’kin, but their shallowness and superficiality only makes me think that they’re supporting NECRO-politics.

Totoo naman, eh. Ayaw daw nila kuno sa necro-politics, but the same people voted for NoyNoy after Cory passed away from colon cancer… and now, they voted for Leni Robredo because they say that, she’s living the late Jesse Robredo’s policy.

NAKAKA-PUTANG INA NAMAN, OH!

Kaya pala, tokshet lang din ang mga elitista sa mga ordinaryong Pinoy. Puro fashion statements ang mga elitista, kaya pala, kung anong pinagsasabi nila kay MSP dati na “KSP,” walang class atsaka breeding,” tsaka lastly, “BALIW.” Don’t they realize that what they stone to MSP, actually reflect themselves?

Naa-apakan kasi ang pride nila, kaya ayan. No one will ever sympathize with them. Kung “Pakyu Marcos” tsaka “UKINAM Marcos” lang pala ang nasa placard nila, bansagan niyo naman ng “PUQUINO” or “FUCKquino.” That way, “Puquino” and “Fuckquino” will be more popular and more convincing than the “Pakyu Marcos” and “Ukinam Marcos.”

Bumabalik naman sa mga elitista ang mga pinagsasabi nila sa mga tipikal na Pinoy. In fact, these elitistas are now being the butt of jokes for not knowing basic survival skills–and they’re often stereotyped for their CUNT language–which is COÑO.

BWAHAHAHAHA! It’s only right to call their so-called “dialect” as, “COÑO.”

Martin Andanar is RIGHT: The anti-Marcos are temperamental BRATS

Hindi lang spoiled brat, mga PALAMUNIN pati. Remember, these elitists PROMOTE crab mentality–due to their shallowness and superficiality.

I remember when my elitist blockmates actually insulted the typical Tondo resident, mocking them with the “skwating” attitude.

Hello, you’re in CWTS–‘tang ina, I still do not know if they GREW THE FUCK UP already, but from what I recall, the “high school brats” that was described upon them stayed true. In fact, one of our professors said, “Huwag nga kayong elitista diyan!” He knew better.

That’s tough love 101, to be exact.

I think, the elitists deserve to be ruled with an iron fist. OHA, para hindi na sila mamimihasa.

…and the bullying to Sandro Marcos with regards to his Rogue One statement? WHAT!? That’s a fake Twitter account.

The elitists want to have a president that is both of the firmness and stringency of Lee Kuan Yew, with the compassion of Justin Trudeau–but they cannot see it in President Duterte.

Crab mentality parin, huh?

In fact, these elitists are ANTI-FILIPINO. They should go abroad and acquire permanent residency, or even citizenship–to live their comfortable lives as PALAMUNIN parin. Seriously, the ordinary Filipino is sick and tired of their so-called “First-world problems.”

To find out more, better read the piece, “The truth about the elites and elitism.”

Conclusion

I think, you better read the blog posts of Senyor Komikado, regarding elitism. That way, you’ll understand how this made the Filipino mindset stagnant until now… I guess?

#KomiSays: Better step up from the game.

[Correction: Sen. Nancy Binay abstained from voting against the Marcos burial, while Cynthia Villar refused the motion against the burial.]

Blind Item: Late Reaction

CLUE: Kapangalan niya iyung bise-presidente ng kilalang mayor sa Pilipinas (na presidentiable), tapos ang apelido niya ay pang-ugnay.

This is my honest opinion about him:

Sa totoo lang, sana hindi ko na lang siya nakilala. I know it’s like three years nang nakalipas, ngunit I missed one special event na dapat ginawa ko bago gumradweyt, kasi nga, inimbita niya ako sa isang pupuntahan niya without even asking for my permission. Nag-overreact ang parents ko nung sinabi ko sa kanila iyun. So, this made me miss the grad ball of my own batch (APO110). Iniyakan ko pa iyun. I missed it because I was invited to go to the province (well, malapit na kasing mag-Holy Week). This made me go to the lower batch’s grad party instead organized by the school (111UMINATE).

It’s actually my fault, but it’s his fault because my parents overreacted when I told them na sasama ako sa kanya. In fact, I kind of regret knowing him personally. Sana hindi ko na lang siya nakilala, ngunit if not for him, hindi sana ako nakipag-ayos sa bestfriend ko nung highschool.

Medyo magulo, sorry ah. Ngunit sa totoo lang, I really want to forget about this one, kasi 3years nang nakalipas. I have a job na and at the same time, I no longer am updated regarding DLSU.

In addition, what can I say about him?

He actually invited me to a free movie, again, in a persistent manner. For his incentives daw iyun. Actually, gusto ko rin, ngunit nagtataka ako bakit parang AKO LANG ang ini-imbita niya. Ako lang ba ang tao sa mundo!? Then there’s one time, kinukulit niya ako like, he’s desperate to have a companion.

Excuse me, kaya hindi ka sinabihan ng mga kaklase mo na manonood sila ng movie dahil sa kakulitan mo. At the same time, they kinda find you annoying.

And I finally said, “Can’t you just stand on your own?”

I think the past is stull haunting me, but I just want to vent this out that I should have NEVER knew him at the first place. Hindi lang siya mang-gagamit, scammer pa pati! Kapag sasabihin mo, “Kain tayo!”, or may ibibigay ka sa kanya, dapat tuparin mo. Eh iyung mga pinagsasabi niya kadalasan, hindi naman niya tinutupad!

Well, graduate na rin siya. How time flies. Pero huwag kayo. Kapag papasok ako sa school, tinatago ko talaga ang mukha ko gamit ang shawl, para hindi niya ako makita. Yeah, I may have looked weird and creepy to most students, but to be honest, I simply do not want to see him ever again.

True Story: I was scammed by COCOLIFE

I just want everyone to know that I was scammed by Cocolife.

No, I can’t call that a scam–I think the tactics were rather scam.

READ THE BLOG ENTRY HERE

Updates:

So I drafted a letter of cancellation, then went back to the branch where I was scammed. ABA! Naka-leave pala iyung agent! So, I went back again the other day when I saw the agent who looks creepy as fuck. Wow, he looks as if he was drunk the other day, or has he ever taken drugs?

And then through E-Mail, I have kept in touch with the main branch to get an update regarding my cancellation status. Thank goodness, I got my refund back!

It took a long time before I have to cut my ties with Cocolife. Yes, that’s the ultimate goal I have to achieve.

When I got my refund check, wow, the cashier was actually in a resting bitch face mode! Naka-busangot, in short. I could still sense negative vibes from the branch, and not only that, I saw that creepy-looking guy who was “feeling close” to me. I went in immediately.

This was the only time I have experienced such traumatic event from a mall. I swore to myself, I won’t go there again without anyone beside me.

Truth to be told…

I was only window-shopping for the latest gadgets I could find, and then my only plan was to cross the boundary between Glorietta and Greenbelt, but I was in the WRONG floor level.

Gah. I should have had the nifty drive instead, and moved away.

Moral of the Story

Always have a companion with you, esp. when you’re in not-so-posh malls. Usually, scams often happen in malls that are not 5-star. You cannot encounter those scams in places like BGC, Greenbelt or Shangri-La Plaza Mall.

Why I advocate the legalization of absolute divorce in the Philippines?

Note: This is a collab article with senyorkomikado.

From Roxy on a Beast Mode:

Thank you Rappler for advocating the legalization of divorce. So far, so good. Inspite of the controversies it has, Rappler never fails to amaze me. It is brave enough to push people towards the 21st century. Yes, guys–we should drag our culture and ourselves to the 21st century.

I think there’s nothing wrong with being conservative–but to be honest, conservatism is fucking outdated in the 21st century. As per the Mighty Warrior, “Kung nakaka-inis makarinig ng mga ‘bad words,’ mas nakakainis paring makarinig ng mga sermon galing sa mga conservatives kagaya niyo!”

[If it’s irritating to hear bad words, sermons from conservatives like you are more annoying.]

Side Note: Whoever repealed divorce in the New Civil Code of the Philippines must be a bigoted elitist twat who is a member of the Vatican.

Realistically speaking, hindi pa handa ang mga Pilipino sa diborsyo (well, to think that divorce existed in the Philippines before some elitistic twat repealed it in the NCC). I think we are controlled by the Vatican (through the CIA and Illuminati, opkors!).

Marriage should be a sacred thing. Granted na iyan. However, staying the inside while you know that it’s a bad marriage has NO FORM of sanctity at all. Kailan ba naging sagrado ang kasal kung ang asawa mo naman eh ang manyakis na rapist na si Sheldon Arcenas pati ang traydor na impostora na si Dalia Guerrero-Pastor?

As a matter of fact, divorce should be re-legalized in the Philippines. I am not ashamed to tell the world that I support the Divorce Bill for the Philippines.

Divorce should be legal, but with reservations (to kowt Alma Moreno)

Why with reservations? I don’t see the point of making divorce as some “good solution” only to be free from the chains of a legal paper. I see it as a solution to invalidate the marriage that has lost its sanctity. Some conservatives from the legal core may get angry at me, however, thinking inside the box is like living under a rock for many centuries.

Oh, and before I forget, annulment should be free of charge and must be effective in a snap. It should be merged with the declaration of nullity–why? Forget about that declaration-crap-whatdafuq crap! It only shows yhe hypocritical nature of the conservatives in the Philippines.

Have the ever heard of moral values that are not taught by the Church doctrines? We cannot heavily rely on Church doctrines is because, an anonymous-authored proverb said, “Humanity does not need religion. Religion needs humanity.”

Here, this is NOT an issue of morality. It’s an issue of being human–the individual self. Some self-righteous “moralists” kuno are making divorce a “mortal sin” and a “gateway to hell,” however, they never realize that HELL is simply here on Earth. Heaven is actually also on Earth, depending on what your notion of heaven and hell is.

The issue here is–the concept of “forever”

These so-called conservative-moralistic-elitistic-ignorant scums claim that marriage is a curse–but divorce should never be legal in the Philippines to continue social pressures simply because “image preservation” is far more sacred.

Putang Ina! Twisted values nga!

Also, the defeatist mentality and strong clannish culture of Filipinos make me cringe up to no end. Proof? Minsan, marami pang mga chismosa sa sariling kamag-anak. Hindi ako nagbibiro dito. Madalas, sila pa ‘yung hihila sa’yo pababa. Proof ulit? Nag-divorce ka lang sa ibang bansa, tapos tatawagin kang palikero ng mga kapatid mo. Masaklap, hindi ba?

No wonder, hindi parin mai-usad ang diborsyo dahil sa 16th century (dehins aketch eksaherada!) mentality ng karamihan sa mga Pilipino (oist! ‘Yung mga conservatives na mahilig magsimba pero mahilig manakit ng ibang tao diyan! Kayo ang tinutukoy ko!).

You can’t simply rely on the doctrines of the Church. You won’t realize that priests commit wrongs as well (example: Pædophilia)–and some religious conservatives turn a blind eye to it. Like what Mother Dragoness said, “Catholic schools prepare students for the 16th century.” So, if you’re not a religious person, better avoid Catholic schools. After all, Catholic schools do not shape you to be a “holy saint.” Malaking kalokohan iyon. In fact, in reality, Catholic schools are only good in instilling elitism (quoting QueenRoxy).

And yet, the elitistas have the nerve to blame the late former strongman Ferdinand Marcos for the cultural conservatism of the 60s up to the biggest mistake in human history: The People Power Revolution.

Side Note: Tigilan niyo ako diyan sa mga “Martial Law victims” at saka #neverforget pati #neveragain niyo. And please, those desaparecidos worsened during the time of Kurikong. I know some people who have forgiven the Marcoses (aside from Miriam Santiago), have you heard of Teddy Boy Locsin and Atty. Edwin Rey Sandoval? The former’s father was jailed, and was once a supporter of the Yellow Oligarchs, but he has forgiven the Marcoses and continued to support them. Meanwhile, the latter was a former activist and political prisoner during the Martial Law era, but he decided to become a lawyer nung family man na siya. In fact, Atty. Sandoval was the oldest person in his batch at FEU). If you never heard of them, then you must be living under the rock.

Haven’t you heard of the late Jaime Cardinal Sin? Guess what? He was a Cory ally who commanded everyone to occupy the EDSA Shrine. Or else, they’re stripped from their academic standing or their academic titles.

Good thing he never become pope–if he becomes pope, the New World Order will be established in no time.

The problem here is the constant violation of the Art. II, Section 6 of the Constitution. This provision promotes secularism, but it’s only taken for granted. I mean, there’s nothing wrong with placing Holy Images of Susmaryosep (Jesus Mary Joseh duh!) in government offices, but to use RCC for politics is crap! Gamitan ng Simbahang Katoliko atsaka pulitika!?!?!? Are you telling me that the Filipinos should be stupid and deserve to be stupid to not think outside the box of tradition!?

Kaya na-turn off ako kay Lucy Torres, eh! Lucy Torres is not meant to be a Solon–in fact, her educational background was of no use when she opposed the RH Bill for some ridiculous reason: “We were embryos before.” Isantabi na kasi ang pagiging relihiyosa. Hindi lahat ng mga Pilipino eh, Kristiyano.

#RealTalk: Wala pong silbi ang talino kapag matalino ka sa Christian Living, pero bobo naman sa Agham.

No wonder, we were told, “Never base your moral values on what is allowed by state laws. State laws do not define ethics.”

The elitista Solons failed to look at the progress of the most progressive countries in South America (Argentina, Brazil and Chile). Catholic na nga mga iyan, eh why did they allow divorce? I bet, you elitistas cannot answer because your moral values are dubious. Buti pa nga ang mga Latino, progresibo ang pag-iisip. Now stop telling me that their culture is “liberated” simply because they speak Spanish or because they are located at the Western side of the globe. Have you not heard of Señor José Mujica? He was the former president of Uruguay and was dubbed the “poorest president,” however, he spoke for the common good. He defied corporate etiquette and represented the common people. Those Solons at the House of Representatives failed to see that. Papano, inu-una ang pagiging pa-sosyal! Kaya when asked about divorce, these elitista Solons become defensive, saying, “No way! My wife will do it against me! I love my wife.” But turns out, nangangaliwa pala. And please, Enrique Peña Nieto married twice–but did it affect his image as the head of state of Mexico? He might have better morals than the elitistang Solons with closet venereal disease.

Itigil niyo na kasi ang pagiging duwag niyo! LOL, mas lalaki pa nga si Chito Miranda kesa sa inyo, eh.

Buti pa si Chito, nagka-forever. It has proven that Neri Naig is low-profile, to think she was once a contender of Star Circle Quest. Nagkataon lang na their sex video became public.

And of course, these people who looked down on the couple should think twice–Chito and Neri are meant to be.

Also, divorce laws have been proven to help strengthen the marriage of couples (don’t tell me, “hindi rin.” Defeatist na naman iyan!). Haven’t you watched the movie, “My SO has got depression”? Haruko (played by Aoi Miyazaki) told Mikio (played by Masato Sakai), “If you don’t quit your job, Imma divorce you.” See? In fact, there are many strong couples there like Posh and Becks, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas and a lot more. As a matter of fact, strong marriages are the most sacred marriages.

Side Note: The hypocritical culture of the Philippines is actually imposed by the elitistas. Admit it! In fact, majority of the Solons in the Legislative Branch of the government are mostly elitistas from the social elite class. Iilan lang ang mga taga-middle class or poor class. After all, intelligence is never based on wealth. Again, kalokohan iyon. In fact, intelligence should be used to influence people and pioneer social change through actions.

No wonder, I strongly recommend The Manila Times as a good read to all people. I love how TMT promotes critical thinking instead of bigotry. Buti pa nga an TMT, hindi nakakasawang basahin, eh ang PDI? Meh. Oinkquirer has been promoting bigotry all the time (inferz naman sa Rappler, to think that it might have been acquired by the Yellow Oligarchs, they promote the freedom of information, freedom of speech and advocating social change). Naku… don’t get me started on how PDI discourages divorce, support for gay marriage and their never-ending tirades against the Marcoses.

As a matter of fact, The Manila Times has always been a good newspaper. There’s this one article that speaks about the good side of divorce. Inquirer? Holy fornication, puh-leeze! PDI has been always preaching bigotry to people!

Lastly, to all religious radicals (fundamentalists, ultraconservative Catholics) who base their faith on the “dictatorship” of the pakialamerong-bigoted CBCP, divorce does not wreck the family. Infidelity does. Sirang-sira ang pamilya kapag may nangangaliwa, and yet, the elitist Solons with closet venereal disease often turn a blind eye to that, only to preserve their “outer image” while in fact, they’re not only cheating and philandering; actually, they also steal money from the government (ilan pala ang SALN nila? Juice ko, si Corona naging scapegoat nila! Kawawa si Corona, pramis! Mga elitista lang ang galit sa kanya dahil blind followers sila ni PNoy!). Juice colored! Wala silang sinabi kina Erap at Rody–because these two old men do not have venereal disease at all. If ever they have, then they should resign instead! LOL!

So, if you will say NO to divorce dahil sabi ng CBCP, masisira ang pamilya, sagutin niyo! Tell them that they should resolve the issue if pædophilia among priests–who are often idolized by the elitistang Solons who have closet venereal disease. Mas corrupt pa nga ang mga elitistang Solong tutol hindi lamang sa diborsyo, pati na rin sa RH Bill (no wonder, may tuló sila! LOL).

I am no longer proud to be a Filipino anymore

I want to leave the house for good.
I want to leave the country for good.

I think it’s the only way for me to be free from this bad culture the country has. You know what? I won’t ever raise my children here. I’d rather raise them in a country where elitism is virtually nonexistent.

I am so fucking tired of loving my country because I swear, it does not love me back. These people who want to alleviate their lives? Fuck, they won’t even believe what I’m saying. They dismiss me as a crazy, insane person who is delusional. No wonder, Kaya Di Umuunlad Pilipinas.

If you really love the country, free yourself from the chains of elitism. Wake the fuck up, people. We should make our telco companies state-owned instead. At least, state-owned companies are regulated. If only our government system isn’t based on voting, because for me, the democratic system that we have doesn’t work at all. We don’t deserve our democracy; instead, we deserve discipline. It made us more diginified, yet what happened? We were blinded by the so-called supremacy and mightiness of the Imperialist Hegemon and the false holiness of the Yellow Oligarchs. Guys, we can never be a sheep forever. Following the demands of elitism is like fooling ourselves; the elitists impose social norms while they themselves refuse to step out of their dwelling and mingle or get along with the common good. No wonder, I don’t mind renouncing my citizenship and at the same time not returning to my homeland for good. I don’t see a good future to our country if we continue to make ourselves to be sheep. Now, stop fooling yourselves, people. The Internet may have its flaws, but if you want to know more about the reason behind terrorism and how our glory days become shit, check out legitimate sources endorsed by Komi Says Memes and D.A.R.K. Secret Files. Contentment is not enough. This type of “culture” that the older-generation promdis are try’na brandish is fucking outdated. Instead, Think Forward. Think outside the goddamn box of tradition. This is the 21st century, we should not be a fucking sheep anymore. Call my crazy or insane, but the problem isn’t mine anymore. Ask yourselves why our country is so fucking poor but you chose to suck it up and live with it. In fact, your narrow-mindedness and thinking inside the box of tradition only made you dumbed-down as fuck. You don’t love the country. You only care about your ego. If you will still defending the oligarchs and the greedy telco companies, then fucking screw you, dumbass! The Philippines doesn’t need stupid af people. The Philippines needs who? Non-elitists. People who are willing to change the country. People who are willing to change the future, the social status quo. No wonder, we’re below the brink–we’re left behind becaus of our narrow-mindedness and thinking inside the box of tradition.

We chose to be dumbed-down. We’re cowards, we’re helpless. We allow ourselves to be slaves of self-righteous, cocky know-it-alls and intellectual elitists who are not willing to transform the country into a better place. Instead, leave the country to make yourselves more relaxed. I’m only planning to leave because of scums like you.

-End of Rant-