I don’t like your FUQMAN. Does that make me an ELITIST!?

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Seriously, the latest I have received was… from my OYA, who was butthurt-defensive when I said, “Bobotante ang mga bumoto kay Manny Pacquiao sa senado.”

That being said, I am not an elitist. However, some might call me an ELITIST for calling Pacman voters, “BOBOTANTE.”

Hello! I am not even like Georgina Wilson, who called Erap voters, “f*cking idiots.”

At least, Erap had training–but still, I don’t like Erap as well.

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Confessions: The time of AA Klenk is over!

Perchance the most INFAMOUS and CONTROVERSIAL (has-been) starlet ever. CTTO.

NOTE: This is a collab with senyorkomikado.

I won’t be ashamed of the fact that I used to be an obsessive hater of KubetAA.

Nope, you’re wrong. Hindi po ako “confused admirer ni KubetAA (contrary to what THE Paolo Coelho said in one of his FB posts),” but to be honest, I was only promoting the importance of maintaining a sense of morality in the entertainment industry.

Call me a hypocrite for advocating friendliness to fans ALL THE TIME during those times, yet to be honest, it’s better to have a sense of pride. Don’t you know how most Japanese humble themselves!? They always keep a cheerful smile as their “tatemae.” In fact, the Japanese only show their real selves to people they really trust (LOL, sounds deep, eh?).

Seriously, AA deserves to be a has-been. Why?

She is a has-been is because, she deserves to be one. Even her “Tubig at Langis” teleserye was a FLOP, even before the fiasco vs. Vivian Velez.

I only stopped bashing her when she officially became a has-been, until again, she became (in)famous again for having a rift with Velez.

Hindi talaga nau-ubusan ng “palengkera” issue itong si KubetAA, ah!

Oh anyways, our team always makes sure that AA won’t ever comeback in the entertainment industry and give more leeway to celebrities with good image. We don’t actually mind Solenn Heussaff, Lovi Poe, or Alessandra De Rossi to become overrated. In fact, people are now leaning to GMA since when it comes to morality issues, GMA always makes sure that their talents are well-behaved. They’re actually known for imposing strict discipline to their talents—iyung mga kagaya pala ni Sarah Lahbati, diba pinagdidiskitahan siya ng management ng GMA, kaya to the rescue na naman ang pambansang PATOLA na si Annabelle “Tita Bisaya” Rama. LOL.

Well, dahil gusto naman si Sarah L. ni Tita Bisaya, sabi niya kay Vice Ganda, “Kung ayaw niya sakin, eh di tinalakan na ako nun.”

Well, that’s it. Anyways, Sarah Lahbati’s attitude did not sit well with the management… so what they did is to give her sanctions. Same happened to CR.

HAHAHAHAHA! In fact, AA was EXPELLED from GMA, forcing her to transfer to ABS-CBN. And guess what? AA became more (in)famous and conceited while getting projects… through casting couch.

That was the time I lambasted her—as my so-called “part-time (inside) job.” The only reason why I bash her is because, I am anti-immorality. Call me a moralist of some sort, and an elitist at the same time for being mean and hostile towards AA, yet to be honest, what if young girls will emulate her immoral acts?

Buti na nga, nag-tone down na ang MOKONG—ever since she got married. Iba parin talaga kapag kasal ka, ano?

However, I still sense that she only married her husband is for the sake of her daughter. Iyun an iyon—kaya kung ako sa kanya, she should really be sincere about cleaning up her act, before it’s too late. Anyways, she could start again if she wants—provided, she’ll do her best to improve her craft, and at the same time, achieve self-actualization.

Sino palang matinong sexy star ngayon?

Itanong niyo pa si Anti-AAdiks—she would rather prefer the likes of Ellen Adarna (well, wala na eh, WALWAL pala ang bruha), Mocha Uson, or Maria Ozawa—kung sexy star lang din ang pag-uusapan. Kung hindi lang WALWAL si Ellen Adarna, she would have been more welcomed by the elitists of GirlTalk forums. In fact, it’s never a joke to hail from a wealthy, prominent clan in Cebu. You know naman, Cebu is known for its unique culture—pretty much the Osaka of the Philippines. The only difference between Osaka and Cebu is that, Cebuano is a language, while Osaka-ben is well, a dialect. Their similarities is this—Osakans and Cebuanos tend to speak up their mind, in contrast to the Tokyo-ites and the Manilenyos. Also, the Osakans and Cebuanos are tougher, yet more laid-back—and less materialistic compared to people who hail from the capital region.

Ellen Adarna is pretty much not apt for the Cebuano culture—if you were to ask me. Mas bagay pa siya tumira sa Kanlurang Europa ay dahil, wapakels naman ang mga tao dun kapag magwa-WALWAL ka lang. She cannot survive in the US, where the culture is still relatively PRUDE. Lalo na sa Canada—marami ring mga PRUDE na tao dun. Well, not even in Osaka, Japan, because obviously she’ll lose face there. Mas matino pa nga ‘ata si Erika Sawajiri sa kanya (well, never naman naging walwal si Eka-sama, to think na pasaway din iyun).

Meanwhile, Mocha Uson is not only a sexy star—she proved that she’s multi-faceted (she’s a fitness instructor in a morning show, she is the leader and founder of the Mocha Girls, she’s a sex guru, and she has a medical education background) before becoming a Duterte Die-Hard Supporter (DDS). In fact, her staunch support for President Duterte became prominent before, during, and after his victory. Her newfound fame came out naturally—compared to let’s say, Kris Aquino.

Mocha Uson’s concern for the Filipino people—whether you don’t feel it at all—is genuine. No wonder, the Duterte administration gave her the appointment to be one of the board members of the MTRCB. Take note ah, kung ikukumpara niyo lamang si Mocha kay Tita Bisaya, remember, Tita Bisaya was offered a/n MTRCB position as CHAIRMAN, not simply a board member. Kaya nag-decline si Tita Bisaya, prolly because she learned her lesson after she failed to capture the attention of her fellow Cebuanos when she ran for congress. Another theory is from Ruffa Gutierrez—she stated that Tita Bisaya is not patient enough to watch movies everyday in her room—for evaluation.

Magkaiba po iyun—CHAIRMAN vs. BOARD MEMBER. Kung CHAIRMAN ang in-offer-an ng admin ni Digong kay Mocha, MAGTAKA na kayo.

In fact, the blessings come to Mocha without effort at all. That’s good karma. Before she became a board member of the MTRCB, she was offered a job as a columnist for PhilStar’s OpEd section. I have read her articles and guess what, she’s better in expressing herself in Tagalog than in English. No offense to Mocha, but her articles in HOTSHOT sounded as if she’s writing an essay in class. LOL. Oh, well. At least, her articles are informative and analytical.

Why, do you want to read a SHAKESPEAREAN article that only talks about superficiality? No thanks. I don’t care if there’s poor grammar, for as long as it is constructed substantially.

Lastly—Maria Ozawa. So far, Maria Ozawa is the most wholesome, when it comes to simply being a sexy star. Ang mga sexy star kagaya niya, ginagalang. As a matter of fact, Ma-chan is waaaay more substantial than Kris Aquino when it comes to talking about sex. Speaking of being a sexy star, Ma-chan does not have venereal disease.

Sa mga tatlo, I think Ma-chan and Mocha are better than Ellen Adarna. At least, Double M’s did not engage into cheap proposals such as kissing a guy while smoking cigarette, pumapatol sa pamilyadong lalaki, at higit sa lahat, iyung tipong maglalasing kapag formal party. Tingin ko, MALALAOS sila Double M’s kapag naglasing sila sa Vin D’Honneur ni Tatay Digong, tsaka kapag hahalikan nila si Baste Duterte habang nagyoyosi (LOL).

Kaya tingnan niyo, mas LAPITIN sina Double M’s kay Ellen Adarna—kapag mag-dyi-GYM lang sila, at least hindi sila maglalabas ng YOSI tsaka ALAK, tsaka instant post sa IG stories nila. KALOKOHAN kapag gym ka ng gym, exercise ng exercise ta’s maglalabas lang ng ALAK tsaka YOSI. Tok shet or, POST SHET ang tawag dun.

Sure na mawawalan ka ng credibility kapag hindi ka role model sa mga followers mo. Tama ba, KubetAA!?

As a matter of fact, hindi talaga GOOD EXAMPLE tsaka ROLE MODEL si KubetAA eversince. Masabi lang na totoong tao ka, gagawa ka lang ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan!? In fact, I don’t buy her “nagpapaka-totoo” shit, since she’s a hypocrite NAN DESU. Akala kasi niya, paniniwalaan siya ng mga madla, na kesyo palaban siya, totoong tao kaagad—when in fact, Ellen Adarna is the real transparent one. The only thing that is wrong with Ellen is that, she makes her “totoong tao” as an excuse, gaya na lang sa Star Magic Ball. NAPAHIYA tuloy si Ejay Falcon dahil sa kanya.

In fact, Ellen won’t survive the elitist culture of DLSU or even AdMU at all. Kahit maraming mga liberated tsaka Westernized ang ugali sa mga sosyaling pamantasan, bawal pa naman (not necessarily bawal, but you know what I mean) ang magpakita ng pag-uugaling WALWAL, kahit party time sa gabi. I bet, the upper-middle class and lower-elite class Cebuanos in posh uni’s would rather be ASHAMED of Ellen as their compatriot.

If Ellen wants to still be in showbiz, why can’t she go back to corporate life in Cebu and invest for herself? As a matter of fact, she does not need anymore to be an artista, since she can work naman for the family business (eh mukhang AYAW niya, eh). Buti pa nga ang mga kapatid niya, successful sa kanilang trabaho sa family businesses nila—eh si Ellen, parang wala lang.

Oh well.

Well at least, you now know the difference, ah? See why Mocha is really popular—in fact, it won’t matter if she becomes OVERRATED. Besides, Mocha comes from a family of professionals. Her late father was a judge who handled the most sensitive case in Pangasinan, while her mother is a physician. Mocha intended to follow her mother’s footsteps to become a doctor—until she chose her passion, which is music.

Also, Mocha is waaaaay more substantial than Ellen. I do not know much about Mocha, until she became DDS. Besides, if Mocha is being the butt of jokes of many elite intellectuals, at least she does not mind them. Di baleng maging butt of jokes, kesa naman sa maging subject of hatred ka. Look at Nancy Binay, she was the butt of jokes, but to be honest, she only took it with a grain of salt. Kumbaga, iba parin talaga kapag na-BFF ka ni Senyora Santibañez.

Doon na lang ako sa mga kagaya ni Mocha Uson, kahit butt of jokes, sige laban parin—kesa naman sa mga elitistang feeling matalino, eh NGAPA din naman pagdating sa logic.

Kung babansagan niyo lang sina Mocha, Ellen, o Ma-chan ng “maghubad na lang kayo,” eh di WOW! #NeverForget what the Robin Padilla fans did to Ma-chan, after she addressed her concerns regarding Binoe’s EXIT during their film, “Nilalang.” Pati grammar ni Ma-chan, binira pa nila. HELLO!? Ganyan ba ka-babaw ang mga Pilipino pagdating sa grammar, kahit Haponesang mahasa sa Ingles, hindi niyo pa palalampasin!? Her grammer has NOTHING to do with the “Nilalang” controversy, because Robin Padilla has to take care of his wife Mariel Padilla (the original pabebe queen), because of her delicate pregnancy—with triplets.

And the shallow-tards will blame Ma-chan for the miscarriage!? HOW PATHETIC!

Besides, marami paring mga taong MABABA ang tingin sa mga sexy star—but—

I don’t mind people bashing KubetAA not because sexy star siya—wala akong paki kung sexy star ang isang tao. Kung kilala ka dati pa as infamous and controversial—tsaka nagsisimula ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan, well, prepare to be a has-been. Hindi pu-pwede sa Japan ang ganyang ugali. I bet, kung magiging sexy actress lang si KubetAA dun, malamang, nag-enjo kosai na ang gaga. Worse, madali siyang ma-LAOS dun. And the worst!? Baka masira pa ang imahe ng mga Pilipino dahil sa kanya.

Magpasalamat si KubetAA at hindi siya Haponesa. Kung Haponesa siya, matagal na siyang nalaos, tsaka na-bully ng mga tiga-Japanese media.

And when the Japanese will keep on bullying her, she won’t help but to commit seppuku. Besides, if AA apologizes, most of the time it is due to pressure from the rather meticulous Japanese shakai.

Note: To Aljur Abrenica, tandaan mo ‘to! Kung sa Japan ka siguro naging artista, matagal ka na sigurong LAOS! Also, baka i-bully ka talaga ng matindi ng Japanese media niyan—at kung magiging kayo man ni Kylie sa Japan—at ikakasal pa kayo, you might end up being divorced like Amuro Namie and Sam Maruyama. Additional trivia: In fact, Namie’s personal experience as a divorcee and a single mom that time made her have two more (in)famouns tattoos on her left arm—which is a tribute to her late mother (with really crappy Engrish LOL), and to her son. No wonder, Senyor Komikado and I agree with simply one thing—we both hate Namie-chan’s tattoos on her left arm—they’re FUGLY. Mukha talagang pang-kulungan ang tattoo niya (the way it was etched was EUGH! Also, it was written in Engrish); good thing she had it erased (please, if you can’t speak English at the first place, you better NOT have English tattoos). I bet, Namie only had tattoos to go against her management, which deprived her from her freedom to live like a normal person.

Ironically though, Maria Ozawa shared that she was “treated like crap” when she was staying in Japan. No wonder, living in Japan could—make or break your impression towards Japan.

If Ma-chan is treated like crap… prolly AA will be treated like crap a gazillion times much worse…

Well, not surprising there—AA will be forced to commit seppuku once she becomes (in)famous/controversial—in Japan. Besides, ayaw na ayaw ng mga Hapones ang madalas naglu-lose face—and does not give a damn.

So, there you have it! Now you know why I bashed AA a lot of times!

A commentor’s reaction on my reblog thoughts…

WATCH YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!

I hate being patola and palengkera at the same time, but take note, I will drop my people-pleasing mode right here. I could be a palengkera as much as I want, and that does not make me earn the “bad girl” title. Sorry guys, deal with it. I won’t be goody-two-shoes and/or pa-tweetums this time. You know me for being a bitch on this blog, right? Just saying.

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Komi Says Episode: To all the stupid bashers out there…

To all the stupid bashers out there: Zero tolerance for bashing two people…

Another Komikado Reacts rant! (Reposted from Kensuke Komikado Memes)

No wonder, Komikado Kensuke of Legal High has always been a very arrogant and rude person, but guess what? He’s someone whom you want to make friends with despite his annoying character–and one thing that you will like best about him is his harsh criticisms against Pinoy netizens who bash people for no valid reason at all… and you know how INTELLIGENT some netizens are for spewing HATE against the REAL ENEMY…

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I find it really fucking annoying when people irrationally bash Ricky Lo and Yeng Constantino… does this mean that Filipino standards are now becoming LOW?

For the love of God, no wonder, if James Franco will be in a relationship with Miley Cyrus, that would be perfectly fine for me because I would rather prefer Miley Cyrus than Anne Hathaway in any way (great thing Anne’s married–sorry guys, but it can’t be helped) for James.

Now let me get this straight–bashing both Ricky and Yeng won’t make you BETTER people, you bashers! Another thing is, you pinpoint all the flaws of people in terms of face value, their speech and their err… lifestyle. Eh tingnan niyo naman mga standards ninyo when you judged the Star Magic Ball people… I was very disappointed. I really DO commend Queen Tricia G. for speaking up that your country isn’t that fashion forward at all! As a matter of fact, pati look ni Charice pinagdidiskitahan niyo pa (nga), eh! But when it comes to bashing Charice, that’s because she was too over-acting ang papansin at the same time. But now, I don’t think everyone should bash Charice for being “drab” to your standards–make sure that you could also carry yourselves with that tomboyish look–eh some of you pa naman are looking like GHETTO people pa nga, eh!

When you bashed Yeng for her gown at the Star Magic Ball thing… I was very disappointed. Yep, I think you were just jealous since she had the BALLS (as in two eggs and one hotdog!) to carry herself with that outfit. Eh kung si Kubeta pa ang magsuot niyan, baka LIPARIN pa kayo niyan! Also, I don’t think Majarot deserves to be the best-dressed in the Star Magic Ball thing (ano raw ‘yun!? Isang trying hard trendsetter wannabe like Majarot… will always look CHEAP–without the makeup, without the glam, without the Photoshop… jusko po!). Akala ko naman recycled lang ang damit ni Majarot sa Star Magic Ball na ‘yan!

Also her taste in fashion–Yeng, despite the red hair, red lipstick and super duper white skin, still looked like more of a red velvet cupcake to me more than a vampire. AT LEAST RED VELVET CAKE dahil masarap naman kainin ‘yun, and it’s an all-time favorite. Also, she’s not like wearing a Devil costume for Halloween, people!

Also with Ricky Lo. Yep, despite his lapses in interviewing foreign stars, he will NEVER ask about your personal life (your love live, for instance!). Si Anne Hathaway lang ang MAARTE’t diva-divahan due to being jet-lagged (boo! No wonder Kate Hudson and Katie Holmes are well-liked in the industry despite their so-so looks), and you compare Ricky to Boy Abunda? Dudes, Boy Abunda is also commendable, but please, bashing Ricky won’t make Tito Boy a better host/interviewer because Tito Boy likes Kubeta–and guess what? Bashing 101 did not like Boy as well. Also, you bashers have double-standards. You get offended when a local interviewer has lapses in interviewing HOLLYWOOD stars, but when interviewing Korean stars (or any Asian celebrity), ayos lang sa inyo na magmukha pang TIMAWA ang mga hosts… doing the stereotyping thing and shit! Well, as an Asian myself, that is RACISM! Ricky isn’t TIMAWA when he interviews someone, so please quit the bashing! Hindi perfect na host si Ricky and/or si Boy, but try to be observant naman sa mga nag-i-interview ng mga Asian stars. It’s NEVER OK to be timawa in interviewing ANY FOREIGN or LOCAL celebrity… I really have to tell you.

So komo’t American thing na, superior na kaagad? Guys, never under-estimate Asian culture, for the love of humanity. I mean, yeah, you may criticize Asian culture as much as you want just because you’re Westernized, but it’s like being racist to yourself. It’s like imposing double standards. No wonder, admin MSP thinks that if you go to either HK or USA more than once, that means you settle for anything less. That’s how simple it is. Going to JP (yep, Komi country!) 5x would be MORE honorable (although I really hate traditionalism, TBH).

No wonder, admin MSP would rather choose us rather than her own… just saying. Superficiality at its finest, I’d say… and I really have to BASH how people embrace superficiality… the KOMI style.

Well, as much as I am spewing these lambastments against stupid PEP netizens and FP netizens (well, most of them), THEY HAVE TO LEARN THEIR LESSON THE HARD WAY! Pilosopo na kung pilosopo si Komi (well, as a meme character, not a J-drama character), but if you are going to delve at his J-drama character, you’ll see why HE ACTS that way (watch one Legal High episode if you’re interested).

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If you are going to delve at the note, you will see why Pinoy netizens are into superficiality. To all PEP and Fashion PULIS (FP) netizens, why spew the hate? Kung tutuusin, you were awed by Kubeta’s photographs, saying, “Maputi talaga siya at mabait pa ‘yan, pasaway lang talaga siya!” I was very pissed with that. She may be slim and fair-skinned, but that’s about it. She’s actually almost butt-ugly without makeup in person, and if you’re going to ask ME, I would appreciate her for her fair skin, period!

Also when being judgmental towards Lovi Poe–she may have no boobs, no butt and dark-skinned, but she has a positive aura compared to most fair-skinned Filipinas. Lovi is dark-skinned because she loved swimming, and she’s one of the people I do have utmost respect because it’s her personal choice not to go mainstream–in fact, MSP also has very high respects towards Lovi Poe because changing one’s skin color should be a PERSONAL CHOICE–not something you will be pressured due to society’s expectations. Look at me–I am dark-skinned, but why the hell am I appreciated for my good looks? I could proudly say that I am more handsome than Richard Gutierrez (he’s a typical mestizo, but that’s it).

I hate the fact that people are teasing Lovi for being “dugyot” just because she’s not beauty conscious–in fact, she does not care about these taunting. One time, MSP recalled that Lovi Poe endorsed a whitening soap (haha, ironic!)–and no joke about it, Lovi Poe is one of the best-looking teens that time, until the DRAB thing happened.

Guys, just because you think that Lovi Poe is “dugyot” due to her skin color won’t make you CLEAN(er). Calling Kiray “DRAB” during the Star Magic Ball won’t make you better-looking. Calling Yeng’s gown as DRAB won’t make you a BETTER fashion expert. Lastly, calling Annabelle Rama as “EVIL” won’t make you santa santitas. Make sure you par with Korean netizens when it comes to spewing harsh comments because I don’t see anything really significant about bashing–but if it is an American bashing, well, I find their hash comments too shallow.

Also, when it comes to bragging stuff, if you say that bragging is STILL bragging–stop making things upside down! Being rude to an interviewer is STILL RUDE, and thinking that Anne Hathaway did the right thing to Ricky Lo is “just” for you netizens–I will be direct towards you: YOU ARE ALL STUPID! If you think Ricky is a “mediocre” host, I remember one guy saying, “Anne Hathaway has above average looks but below average intelligence. What do you expect?” However, I cannot blame both of them because these scenarios are INEVITABLE. Can’t you see why there are Hathahaters? Can’t you see why I do prefer Miley Cyrus for James Franco over Anne Hathaway? Can’t you see why Americans are more substantial when posting comments? Call me someone who again, does not follow the norm, but if you’re going to be analytical, I have said enough in my FB note. I don’t want to elaborate further.

If you think it is butthurt that Filipinos are more stupid than Americans, there are two things: It’s either you get butt-hurt just because you spew ad hominem comments against someone, OR it’s because you are telling this to everybody just because you’re a know-it-all. Make sure you are intelligent enough to say that Filipinos are stupid, unless you really have an ANALYTICAL and OBSERVANT mind. Yes, Filipino people are stupid when it comes to voting people based on their popularity because most of them rely on traditional media (which is whitewashed) compared to the Internet (esp. PinoyExchange) which has more legit accounts.

Also, being prangkang know-it-all won’t make you RIGHT, CORRECT and exactly 100% a real answer–guys, just because you are know-it-alls won’t make you more intelligent. Rememeber, if a person is domineering and controlling, one thing that MSP will do is to FIGHT BACK, because she thinks that these people should be eliminated. Meek people simply just say “yes” because they are too shy to fight back. But MSP? Jeezes, she will trash talk against you.

This is what I freaking mean. Meek people will praise AA and Majarot just because they don’t have a sex scandal video (AA recently had a rumor of having a sex vid… umaygad!), but please! If you prefer these skanks (unless Majarot will apologize to her BFF) over Maricar and Janelle… you prefer Krizzy over Pammy! That is what we call it as… false morality. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This also applies when you are going to interview Hollywood stars. Like, seriously? It’s alright for you to interview Asian celebrities the “timawa” way while you should act “professional” if you are going to interview Hollywood and European actors? Jesus Christ, for the love of God, Korean celebrities do not deserve to be the “butt of jokes” while they’re interviewed and handled by any noontime show hosts, mapa-Kapamilya pa ‘yan o Kapuso… but moving on, I really appreciate the way Kuya Germsn and Ms. Jackie Lou Blanco handled U-KISS, and you’ll see that U-KISS had fun with the hosts:

I really liked the way they handled U-KISS. No tension at all. I also think that Kuya Germs is LOVABLE not because he looks funny, but the way he speaks and his humor is really… something. In fact, they promoted U-KISS without making fun of them.

Kuya Germs and Jackie didn’t need Grace Lee to assist them (owz? LOL joke!)–also, when comparing the situation of Grace Lee vs. Ryan Bang, Grace Lee receives utmost respect from peers and netizens alike (especially when she was in a rift with Angelicopter) in GMA, while Ryan Bang is merely made the “butt of jokes” in Showtime. YES, granted, Ryan may be effortlessly funny, but making him the butt of jokes at a daily basis would place him to shame.

No wonder, some people didn’t even realize that Ryan needs and deserves a break, too. Komo’t funny siya sa mga mata ng madlang people, pagtatawanan pa natin siya on a daily basis? Sure, you may think his Tagalog is baluktot, but he has no intentions of doing so. In fact, he is proving that he speaks Tagalog is because he loves the Philippines, and to those bashers who think that Ryan Bang is NOT good in Tagalog, also make sure your Tagalog is PERFECT as well, since dito, hindi labanan ang pananalita ng Tagalog sa tamang balarila’t pagbubuo ng pangungusap. Dito, ang basehan, mala-diretso man ang Tagalog mo o hindi, ito ay dapat ginagamit sa bawat oras, bawat araw… again, siguraduhin ninyong hindi baku-bako ang Tagalog ninyo kapag ipupuna niyo lamang si Ryan Bang.

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Reflect-reflect naman diyan kapag may time

Akala mo lang, ‘tol? Hahaha… hindi mo ako madadala sa mga hirit mo… xD

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Calling me “baliw” WON’T make you less insane because it does not mean that if I rant like hell you will call me insane?

Thank God I’m no longer irritable. So yes! I could be sarcastic to these jeje people… as in JEJEMON talaga.Wala na kayong magawa sa buhay kundi mag-devirginze ng mga ask.fm pati Formspring ng mga tao.

Oh and please, bullies like you are more JEALOUS of my success. You remained JEJE mainly because you get your success through contributing to crab mentality… and please don’t gemme started with your invalid arguments as pathetic excuses. You see, maraming nagpapakamatay dahil sa pagiging bully niyo! And the mere fact that you’re attempting to bully someone all over and over again does not make you SUPERIOR. Granted, I may have been hypocritical way back then, but at least I did not look down on other people. Hahahahahah… people like you nowadays. I don’t see anything wrong with your rants because I could laugh at your poor dirty status.

Offended with my posts on FB? Ha! You got it right, you call me insane because you get offended with my rants and nitpicks on what society really is.

One more thing: You suck ass!

On fantards and low standards

Another Majarot fantard, eh? Nice try slut!

You may actually file a slander case against me bitch, however, people love me for my very honest and frank personality. I could be freaking tactless most of the time, so get ready to be hit so fucking hard, man.

To my lovely followers and readers of this blog, it’s never my thing to name-drop an enemy, however, I really have to expose that person this time not for my own benefit or to catch other people’s attention, however, I’d say that I could actually be a bitch if you’re going to provoke me.

Feeling ko si grrr/blocked/?/D! ang taong ‘to eh! Walang hiya talaga siya, PWE!

Her DP reminds me of someone working at the beerhouse. OHA. You may call me judgmental, however, this slut is a certified hypocrite. OHHHHHH looking at the flaws of some of my Instagram photos!? Yeah right, I’m not really photogenic, however, Imma ask you something!? Are you really a head-turner!? I guess my million-dollar ass says NO!

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Tigilan mo nga ako sa kakasabi ng Prada mo! Wala kang class, eh! Pwe!

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Well, well, well… I think that Majarot fantard are just like the fantards who raged war against me including “grrr” the coward and others who think that I should admire Majarot and Kubeta for being frank and real… and a head-turner (WEHHHHHH!?).

My opinion about Majarot won’t change — even though I will admire her again, I will still won’t be a fan of hers. I will just admire her like how I admire Sarah Geronimo and Claudine Barretto.

Well, kung hindi ko afford ang Forever 21, HELLO!? I have clothes from Forever 21 and see, I’m not even bragging about it in Instagram. Eh, ikaw? Could you ever brag about it. Siguro naka-private and IG mo just because you’re a coward. Kaya I’m making my IG public is because I want other people to follow me freely.

I don’t like the way you called me a loner. Look, you’ll meet my awesome friends and mind you, they’re even more dangerous.

I also admire IG user @majakate3 for being the Majarot-hater version of @cristineilongpangit. Sila ang mga hater IG users na makakatulong sa pag-aangat ng industriya ng showbiz sa Pilipinas. I don’t think Majarot and Kubeta deserve serious respect from MEN — masusuka na nga sina Papa Chen at si Chris Tiu for their ugly shenanigans.

Basta ganyan naman ang mga artistang may face value pero questionable in terms of character. The often gain RABID FANTARDS to defend them when one person criticizes them the harsh way. Don’t be butt-hurt, people. If I argue at you just because I don’t think your opinion is respectable, well, that means that you should get your facts straight.

Mga rabid fans naman, they will look at the flaws of someone who bashes their idols nga eh! If I hate Kubeta and Majarot, that’s because they’re sluts without any breeding — and they’re hypocrites at the same time! I know myself better than I do, so please, don’t put words inside my mouth. You’re just showing your judgmental and pseudo-honest err… opinion. You insist na ganito ako but mind you, siguraduhin ninyong mataas nga ang standards niyo, dahil I will freaking mock your arses if your standards are very low (parang, YUCK! Baba ng standards, parang walang alam! HAHAHA! Pwe!).

Alrighty then, if some people right there think that I’m actually very judgmental in terms of actors, would you please take a cue from my other chinito BFF who will slap to you that stage actors are more respectable than TV actors in the Philippine showbiz industry!

If Perez Hilton and my idol Saab Magalona criticize me for favoring Miley Cyrus over JB and Rihanna, that’s because individual differences depends on one’s standards. I also do not get along with Perez in terms of Anne Hathaway — dude! Like, Anne Hathaway is a freaking pretender, unlike Jennifer Lawrence who is cool and at the same time a sport.

I’d say that when you set your standards, could you please make it freaking higher (well, not very high). Sometimes, setting your standards to low makes you MORE of a hypocrite. End of the story.

You J-Mwah, you remind me of grrr/D!/blocked/?. Pareho kayong mga epaloids. Get a freaking life. Please. You need to get over everything. I know myself better.