Confessions: The time of AA Klenk is over!

Perchance the most INFAMOUS and CONTROVERSIAL (has-been) starlet ever. CTTO.

NOTE: This is a collab with senyorkomikado.

I won’t be ashamed of the fact that I used to be an obsessive hater of KubetAA.

Nope, you’re wrong. Hindi po ako “confused admirer ni KubetAA (contrary to what THE Paolo Coelho said in one of his FB posts),” but to be honest, I was only promoting the importance of maintaining a sense of morality in the entertainment industry.

Call me a hypocrite for advocating friendliness to fans ALL THE TIME during those times, yet to be honest, it’s better to have a sense of pride. Don’t you know how most Japanese humble themselves!? They always keep a cheerful smile as their “tatemae.” In fact, the Japanese only show their real selves to people they really trust (LOL, sounds deep, eh?).

Seriously, AA deserves to be a has-been. Why?

She is a has-been is because, she deserves to be one. Even her “Tubig at Langis” teleserye was a FLOP, even before the fiasco vs. Vivian Velez.

I only stopped bashing her when she officially became a has-been, until again, she became (in)famous again for having a rift with Velez.

Hindi talaga nau-ubusan ng “palengkera” issue itong si KubetAA, ah!

Oh anyways, our team always makes sure that AA won’t ever comeback in the entertainment industry and give more leeway to celebrities with good image. We don’t actually mind Solenn Heussaff, Lovi Poe, or Alessandra De Rossi to become overrated. In fact, people are now leaning to GMA since when it comes to morality issues, GMA always makes sure that their talents are well-behaved. They’re actually known for imposing strict discipline to their talents—iyung mga kagaya pala ni Sarah Lahbati, diba pinagdidiskitahan siya ng management ng GMA, kaya to the rescue na naman ang pambansang PATOLA na si Annabelle “Tita Bisaya” Rama. LOL.

Well, dahil gusto naman si Sarah L. ni Tita Bisaya, sabi niya kay Vice Ganda, “Kung ayaw niya sakin, eh di tinalakan na ako nun.”

Well, that’s it. Anyways, Sarah Lahbati’s attitude did not sit well with the management… so what they did is to give her sanctions. Same happened to CR.

HAHAHAHAHA! In fact, AA was EXPELLED from GMA, forcing her to transfer to ABS-CBN. And guess what? AA became more (in)famous and conceited while getting projects… through casting couch.

That was the time I lambasted her—as my so-called “part-time (inside) job.” The only reason why I bash her is because, I am anti-immorality. Call me a moralist of some sort, and an elitist at the same time for being mean and hostile towards AA, yet to be honest, what if young girls will emulate her immoral acts?

Buti na nga, nag-tone down na ang MOKONG—ever since she got married. Iba parin talaga kapag kasal ka, ano?

However, I still sense that she only married her husband is for the sake of her daughter. Iyun an iyon—kaya kung ako sa kanya, she should really be sincere about cleaning up her act, before it’s too late. Anyways, she could start again if she wants—provided, she’ll do her best to improve her craft, and at the same time, achieve self-actualization.

Sino palang matinong sexy star ngayon?

Itanong niyo pa si Anti-AAdiks—she would rather prefer the likes of Ellen Adarna (well, wala na eh, WALWAL pala ang bruha), Mocha Uson, or Maria Ozawa—kung sexy star lang din ang pag-uusapan. Kung hindi lang WALWAL si Ellen Adarna, she would have been more welcomed by the elitists of GirlTalk forums. In fact, it’s never a joke to hail from a wealthy, prominent clan in Cebu. You know naman, Cebu is known for its unique culture—pretty much the Osaka of the Philippines. The only difference between Osaka and Cebu is that, Cebuano is a language, while Osaka-ben is well, a dialect. Their similarities is this—Osakans and Cebuanos tend to speak up their mind, in contrast to the Tokyo-ites and the Manilenyos. Also, the Osakans and Cebuanos are tougher, yet more laid-back—and less materialistic compared to people who hail from the capital region.

Ellen Adarna is pretty much not apt for the Cebuano culture—if you were to ask me. Mas bagay pa siya tumira sa Kanlurang Europa ay dahil, wapakels naman ang mga tao dun kapag magwa-WALWAL ka lang. She cannot survive in the US, where the culture is still relatively PRUDE. Lalo na sa Canada—marami ring mga PRUDE na tao dun. Well, not even in Osaka, Japan, because obviously she’ll lose face there. Mas matino pa nga ‘ata si Erika Sawajiri sa kanya (well, never naman naging walwal si Eka-sama, to think na pasaway din iyun).

Meanwhile, Mocha Uson is not only a sexy star—she proved that she’s multi-faceted (she’s a fitness instructor in a morning show, she is the leader and founder of the Mocha Girls, she’s a sex guru, and she has a medical education background) before becoming a Duterte Die-Hard Supporter (DDS). In fact, her staunch support for President Duterte became prominent before, during, and after his victory. Her newfound fame came out naturally—compared to let’s say, Kris Aquino.

Mocha Uson’s concern for the Filipino people—whether you don’t feel it at all—is genuine. No wonder, the Duterte administration gave her the appointment to be one of the board members of the MTRCB. Take note ah, kung ikukumpara niyo lamang si Mocha kay Tita Bisaya, remember, Tita Bisaya was offered a/n MTRCB position as CHAIRMAN, not simply a board member. Kaya nag-decline si Tita Bisaya, prolly because she learned her lesson after she failed to capture the attention of her fellow Cebuanos when she ran for congress. Another theory is from Ruffa Gutierrez—she stated that Tita Bisaya is not patient enough to watch movies everyday in her room—for evaluation.

Magkaiba po iyun—CHAIRMAN vs. BOARD MEMBER. Kung CHAIRMAN ang in-offer-an ng admin ni Digong kay Mocha, MAGTAKA na kayo.

In fact, the blessings come to Mocha without effort at all. That’s good karma. Before she became a board member of the MTRCB, she was offered a job as a columnist for PhilStar’s OpEd section. I have read her articles and guess what, she’s better in expressing herself in Tagalog than in English. No offense to Mocha, but her articles in HOTSHOT sounded as if she’s writing an essay in class. LOL. Oh, well. At least, her articles are informative and analytical.

Why, do you want to read a SHAKESPEAREAN article that only talks about superficiality? No thanks. I don’t care if there’s poor grammar, for as long as it is constructed substantially.

Lastly—Maria Ozawa. So far, Maria Ozawa is the most wholesome, when it comes to simply being a sexy star. Ang mga sexy star kagaya niya, ginagalang. As a matter of fact, Ma-chan is waaaay more substantial than Kris Aquino when it comes to talking about sex. Speaking of being a sexy star, Ma-chan does not have venereal disease.

Sa mga tatlo, I think Ma-chan and Mocha are better than Ellen Adarna. At least, Double M’s did not engage into cheap proposals such as kissing a guy while smoking cigarette, pumapatol sa pamilyadong lalaki, at higit sa lahat, iyung tipong maglalasing kapag formal party. Tingin ko, MALALAOS sila Double M’s kapag naglasing sila sa Vin D’Honneur ni Tatay Digong, tsaka kapag hahalikan nila si Baste Duterte habang nagyoyosi (LOL).

Kaya tingnan niyo, mas LAPITIN sina Double M’s kay Ellen Adarna—kapag mag-dyi-GYM lang sila, at least hindi sila maglalabas ng YOSI tsaka ALAK, tsaka instant post sa IG stories nila. KALOKOHAN kapag gym ka ng gym, exercise ng exercise ta’s maglalabas lang ng ALAK tsaka YOSI. Tok shet or, POST SHET ang tawag dun.

Sure na mawawalan ka ng credibility kapag hindi ka role model sa mga followers mo. Tama ba, KubetAA!?

As a matter of fact, hindi talaga GOOD EXAMPLE tsaka ROLE MODEL si KubetAA eversince. Masabi lang na totoong tao ka, gagawa ka lang ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan!? In fact, I don’t buy her “nagpapaka-totoo” shit, since she’s a hypocrite NAN DESU. Akala kasi niya, paniniwalaan siya ng mga madla, na kesyo palaban siya, totoong tao kaagad—when in fact, Ellen Adarna is the real transparent one. The only thing that is wrong with Ellen is that, she makes her “totoong tao” as an excuse, gaya na lang sa Star Magic Ball. NAPAHIYA tuloy si Ejay Falcon dahil sa kanya.

In fact, Ellen won’t survive the elitist culture of DLSU or even AdMU at all. Kahit maraming mga liberated tsaka Westernized ang ugali sa mga sosyaling pamantasan, bawal pa naman (not necessarily bawal, but you know what I mean) ang magpakita ng pag-uugaling WALWAL, kahit party time sa gabi. I bet, the upper-middle class and lower-elite class Cebuanos in posh uni’s would rather be ASHAMED of Ellen as their compatriot.

If Ellen wants to still be in showbiz, why can’t she go back to corporate life in Cebu and invest for herself? As a matter of fact, she does not need anymore to be an artista, since she can work naman for the family business (eh mukhang AYAW niya, eh). Buti pa nga ang mga kapatid niya, successful sa kanilang trabaho sa family businesses nila—eh si Ellen, parang wala lang.

Oh well.

Well at least, you now know the difference, ah? See why Mocha is really popular—in fact, it won’t matter if she becomes OVERRATED. Besides, Mocha comes from a family of professionals. Her late father was a judge who handled the most sensitive case in Pangasinan, while her mother is a physician. Mocha intended to follow her mother’s footsteps to become a doctor—until she chose her passion, which is music.

Also, Mocha is waaaaay more substantial than Ellen. I do not know much about Mocha, until she became DDS. Besides, if Mocha is being the butt of jokes of many elite intellectuals, at least she does not mind them. Di baleng maging butt of jokes, kesa naman sa maging subject of hatred ka. Look at Nancy Binay, she was the butt of jokes, but to be honest, she only took it with a grain of salt. Kumbaga, iba parin talaga kapag na-BFF ka ni Senyora Santibañez.

Doon na lang ako sa mga kagaya ni Mocha Uson, kahit butt of jokes, sige laban parin—kesa naman sa mga elitistang feeling matalino, eh NGAPA din naman pagdating sa logic.

Kung babansagan niyo lang sina Mocha, Ellen, o Ma-chan ng “maghubad na lang kayo,” eh di WOW! #NeverForget what the Robin Padilla fans did to Ma-chan, after she addressed her concerns regarding Binoe’s EXIT during their film, “Nilalang.” Pati grammar ni Ma-chan, binira pa nila. HELLO!? Ganyan ba ka-babaw ang mga Pilipino pagdating sa grammar, kahit Haponesang mahasa sa Ingles, hindi niyo pa palalampasin!? Her grammer has NOTHING to do with the “Nilalang” controversy, because Robin Padilla has to take care of his wife Mariel Padilla (the original pabebe queen), because of her delicate pregnancy—with triplets.

And the shallow-tards will blame Ma-chan for the miscarriage!? HOW PATHETIC!

Besides, marami paring mga taong MABABA ang tingin sa mga sexy star—but—

I don’t mind people bashing KubetAA not because sexy star siya—wala akong paki kung sexy star ang isang tao. Kung kilala ka dati pa as infamous and controversial—tsaka nagsisimula ng isyu para lang mapag-usapan, well, prepare to be a has-been. Hindi pu-pwede sa Japan ang ganyang ugali. I bet, kung magiging sexy actress lang si KubetAA dun, malamang, nag-enjo kosai na ang gaga. Worse, madali siyang ma-LAOS dun. And the worst!? Baka masira pa ang imahe ng mga Pilipino dahil sa kanya.

Magpasalamat si KubetAA at hindi siya Haponesa. Kung Haponesa siya, matagal na siyang nalaos, tsaka na-bully ng mga tiga-Japanese media.

And when the Japanese will keep on bullying her, she won’t help but to commit seppuku. Besides, if AA apologizes, most of the time it is due to pressure from the rather meticulous Japanese shakai.

Note: To Aljur Abrenica, tandaan mo ‘to! Kung sa Japan ka siguro naging artista, matagal ka na sigurong LAOS! Also, baka i-bully ka talaga ng matindi ng Japanese media niyan—at kung magiging kayo man ni Kylie sa Japan—at ikakasal pa kayo, you might end up being divorced like Amuro Namie and Sam Maruyama. Additional trivia: In fact, Namie’s personal experience as a divorcee and a single mom that time made her have two more (in)famouns tattoos on her left arm—which is a tribute to her late mother (with really crappy Engrish LOL), and to her son. No wonder, Senyor Komikado and I agree with simply one thing—we both hate Namie-chan’s tattoos on her left arm—they’re FUGLY. Mukha talagang pang-kulungan ang tattoo niya (the way it was etched was EUGH! Also, it was written in Engrish); good thing she had it erased (please, if you can’t speak English at the first place, you better NOT have English tattoos). I bet, Namie only had tattoos to go against her management, which deprived her from her freedom to live like a normal person.

Ironically though, Maria Ozawa shared that she was “treated like crap” when she was staying in Japan. No wonder, living in Japan could—make or break your impression towards Japan.

If Ma-chan is treated like crap… prolly AA will be treated like crap a gazillion times much worse…

Well, not surprising there—AA will be forced to commit seppuku once she becomes (in)famous/controversial—in Japan. Besides, ayaw na ayaw ng mga Hapones ang madalas naglu-lose face—and does not give a damn.

So, there you have it! Now you know why I bashed AA a lot of times!

FP Scoop: Fab or Drab?

Credits to Fashion Pulis for the photo.

My take: DRAB! That’s official!

To FP readers (especially the fantards!), while you think that Yeng Constantino, Jennifer Lawrence and err.. Solenn Heussaff are DRAB when wearing see-through outfits, mas DRAB naman kapag si Cristine ang magsuot ng see-through. Komi Says is outward RIGHT! AA’s dress looks like there are a lot of cockroaches on it!

#KomiSays: To the fantards, SLEEP TIGHT! No matter how you place it into context, Cristine is (still) ugly with that dress! Period!

Komi Says: Ellen Adarna is greater than KubetAA

Ellen is the new IT girl, as what the middle class say. Well… the masa people do not appreciate her that much since she lacks charisma to become the IT girl of the century. In the Philippines, you need to act prim and proper by Filipino standards (like Toni Gonzaga, for instance) and you have to be pa-tweetums to be well-liked. That’s the same problem in Japan. If you are outspoken, loud and liberated, you’re being branded as a bitch.

Despite her tattoos, Namie Amuro never acted like a liberal, typical dumb blonde girl (hey! Not stereotyping blond/blonde people!). Did her image, dark past and somehow… track record tainted her worth as a celebrity? HELL, she’s more down-to-earth than Cecilia Cheung (yeah, that part-British attention whore! Your beauty won’t lead you to anywhere!), and not even those controversial celebrities will par at her. Katrina Halili as well. Even though she had many issues, Kat has been feisty, and NEVER a people pleaser. Well, if you were to ask me, I would rather choose people who do not have a track record of being a consistent people pleaser and–I prefer people with a “what you see is what you get” aura.

Well, not all liberated people are likeable. Sa sobrang liberated at straightforward, expect that every single Filipino will raise your middle finger against you. Here in most parts of Asia, being liberated and straighforward means that you’re arrogant, uncouth and at the same time, a person with an attitude problem–except if you come from a well-off brood and/OR you grew up in places outside Asia.

Look at Ellen Adarna. Well, I may not be a fan of hers, but I must admit, her beauty is effortless. I doubt she has a drop of Filipino blood (but at least she’s a Filipino citizen and was born in Philippine soil) due to her Chinese and Spanish ancestry–that’s because she hails from Cebu, where many people there are mixed-raced. But due to her background (she’s a motel heiress, DUH!), her dark past and err… her claim to fame, people who do not belong to the masa actually liked her–face value pa lang tsaka sexy aura, sinong lalaki ang hindi magkakagusto diyan, hindi ba? Unless kung conservative lang si guy… hindi ba?

People envy Ellen Adarna’s face value and physique–mas enviable pa nga siya compared kay ehem… you know who I’m pertaining to (‘yung ganda lang na dinadaan lamang sa kinis ng balat). However, what’s a turn-off is actually her liberated demeanor. Typical dumb blonde magsalita, in other words. In short, she’s really the Filipina Paris Hilton. Both of them are party girls, right? However, Paris has at least a classy side–but still, Paris does it like a typical dumb blonde, ‘di gaya ni Ellen, may astigin side pa.

Can I just say that because of her fair skin, face value and wealth, she could be a party girl. She smokes, drinks, has tattoos and all that–but despite her effortless smooth skin (I heard that she never got pimples, just freckles), she undergoes a beauty regimen, and that is going to the gym.

She also admitted that she tried drugs for her role. Also, she admitted that she had a boob job, but not her double-eyelid procedure. If I were to be asked, Ellen NEVER needed to have enhancements. However, since she has the money, it can’t be helped. I won’t mind wealthy people having enhancements, for as long as it suits them. Luckily, Ellen’s boobs suit her (guys, flat-chested talaga siya dati)–and it looks real. Belo might be good when it comes to boob jobs.

Comparison with Cristine Reyes

Yes, this is the most challenging thing! However, I must say that Ellen is not as DAMN cheap like AA. If you think that Ellen is cheapangga just because she has lots of boys–then you must be crazy. Usually, in college, many people will go party or have sex. Check out DLSU Secret Files and you’ll see how liberated could you get from these students. Also, lumabas na rin ang ka-jeje-han ng iba (LOL, I thought DLSU is purely a non-jeje school!).

Ellen is a legitimate bad girl and a totoong tao, as compared to Cristine Reyes. Here, Ellen never needed to act bitchy just to be called a totoong tao. Ellen never needed to be bastos, though the way she speaks sucked. At least she’s straightforward–unlike AA who happens to be a bitch who speaks without sense.

Ellen at least, admitted her retoke’s, unlike Cristine. Ellen’s very vocal about her boob job, and takes it with pride. Meanwhile, AA said in a magazine that she never went under the knife despite the fact that she really had two nosejobs. Worse, you’ll see that MARAMING pinagawa sa kanya.

Now let me ask this? Why are FP readers and GTalkers pinpointing on Yeng Constantino’s retoke-fied nose and white skin while Cristine has TWO fucking nosejobs and extreme skin routine procedures? Yeng’s nose looks like as if she underwent the knife is because of makeup. Ang binago lang ni Yeng is her skin color (though she’s already fair-skinned).

Gosh, people should stop being hypocrites now. If they will just admire Cristine for being totoong tao just because she acts bitchy most of the time, they’re just plain stupid. Iba ang pagiging bitchesa na duwag harapin ang mga isyu niya sa totoong taong aminado na may kapangitan rin siya sa buhay. As a matter of fact, Ellen is really a totoong tao, and she never needed to pretend to be ala Lucy Torres or Dawn Zulueta. I mean, morality is becoming hypocritical because many of these TV networks require these women to act modestly.

Have you ever heard of Ellen undergoing casting couch!? ¡Hijo de puta! Never heard of her doing that… but virgin or not, I won’t mind. I also won’t mind if Ellen does the dirty finger or being wild most of the time. Hindi naman masyadong maamo ang mukha niya, eh.

But… if you want good vibes… watch this one:

It’s much better than the latest Cristine Reyes GGV guesting. At least, may funny side naman si Ellen. Kahit siya pa ang mag-walis ng bahay niyo, expect that siya ang magiging tourist attraction sa mga hotels niyo!

Roxyisferox even said:

While she doesn’t need to disclose almost everything about her, even her darkest past, I can still see her as totoong tao. She doesn’t need to show her all-out-bratty-n-bitchy just to show she is ‘totoong tao‘.

Ellen Adarna is straightforward, even without speaking a word or two. Yes, it is possible to be totoong tao without speaking a word–just to let people know that your actions are more sincere than your words. There are some people who act straightforward, but what they’re saying is opposite to who they really are–in other words, they’re simply plain ARROGANT.

Also, Ellen never needed to brag that she’s a pretty face. She never needed to brag that she’s the Friendster queen. She never needed to brag that she became popular on her own. She is only doing her thing, again, without speaking a word or two.

I can see her as a BAD GIRL, without the need to try hard.

Rihanna is also the bad gal, but the difference between Ellen and RiRi, Ellen only posts a few photos of herself smoking cigs, while RiRi consistently posts photos of herself smoking cigars. Well, smoking cigars at least suits RiRi, but I do not know with Ellen. RiRi is also one bad gal who never needed to try too hard to act like a baddie. As a matter of fact, she has learned her lesson about auto-tuning her voice in most of her songs. Jeezes, she has a nice voice pala, eh! Why the hell does she need to rely on auto-tune!?

Ang trying-hard talaga maging bad girl ay si Taylor Momsen. She smokes, has a tat, but she tries to hard to act like a baddie if she ends up looking like a skank. She actually ruined the image of that GOTHIC ROCK is all about–but then again, she just focused on her music and her image–at least, without being trying too hard to act like a baddie.

The bad girl image is like this: Liberated (straightforward, direct, consistently frank), people pleaser haters, pasaway, party pooper, smoker, maraming tats, no longer a virgin and the quintessential rebel. Asia Argento is one prime example of those traits. At least, she’s the true bad girl without the need to try hard. Conservative people may not like her, but I myself think that she’s bad-ass. Angelina Jolie, on the other hand, is an ex-bad girl, though she still considers herself as one. Hell, she isn’t a smoker, and she was not so rebellious compared to Asia. Now you know why Angelina is well-liked unlike Asia–Angelina is American, while Asia is European. Basically, European people are more liberated than Americans. How did I say this? Tolerance-wise when it comes to culture, Europe is the winner. You don’t see any European country shoving their culture, though they encourage people to integrate to their society.

Unfortunately, Cristine Reyes is bastos, walang modo, palengkera, despite having the traits of a quintessential bad girl. None of the bad girls aforementioned were damn rude. Asia, Angelina, Ellen, RiRi–hell, they may be open about their sexuality, but that does not mean that they could fling with lots of guys. These four bad girls may be bitchy for the conservatives, but not for the youngsters. Look, Asia is a good mother despite being a bad girl. Same with Angelina. Meanwhile, RiRi and Ellen are being looked up to despite their bad girl image. Eh, si Cristine? Kailangan niyang maglunok ng bigas para lang siya mai-galang ng mga kabataan.

Well, Cristine is well-loathed by many conservative people, speaking of morality values. Kung maka-asta naman siya, akala mo naman kung sinong astigin, eh, kung binatikos na siya, she’s acting goody-two-shoes na! Goodness gracious, eat your fucking words, bitch (remember when you lashed out towards SG?)! Kaya mahirap kang patawarin, eh! No wonder, some people will never forgive you because of your rudeness. So to speak, with regards to the recent issue about the juice diet of Anne Curtis and her drinking, I guess people will forgive her because despite being liberated, Anne knows how to handle herself and she never needed to act bitchy to be a totoong tao. People will also forgive Marian if she’s being a bitch again–but there are some KaF-tards who will deny the fact that Marian deserves forgiveness. So people should believe that Marian is a fucking bitch? Hell, at least she makes sense in every interview/s, that’s why people still love her despite her palengkera speech. Mas idol-worthy pa nga ‘yan kesa sa mga kagaya ni KubetAA, eh.

If you’re going to look at the achievements of some of these bad girls, at least they did it with their hardwork. I don’t think hardworking talaga ‘yang si AA, eh. Work habits pa lang siguro, kwestyunable na ang mga kagaya ni AA. Ni isang movie lang niya, hindi naging blockbuster hit (well, if she’s the lone protagonist/lead character). She only got an acting award mainly because of casting couch na rin. I don’t think Japanese TV networks or movie directors will ever accept her, not even the legendary Takashi Miike. Kung naka-trabaho niya siguro si Sakai Masato, I don’t think Sakai-sama will praise her. Sa acting ability pa lang ni Sakai, hindi talaga siya papasa–kung puro pa-cute lang ang alam niya.

Eh, rumor has it that Maricel Soriano yelled at AA for “not knowing how to act.” This means that kahit siguro kay Tita Shawie o ‘di kaya kay Mayor Vi, standards pa lang nila, hindi na siya (AA) papasa. In other words, she never had any friends na veteran actors. Kaya it is most likely for Sakai Masato to get extremely upset if he will only evaluate AA’s acting ability.

But when it comes to Ellen Adarna, konting workshop lang, papasa na siya sa mga kagaya ni Sakai Masato.

Now you see the difference?

#KomiSays: Ellen Adarna is greater than Cristine Reyes. That is #REALTALK. Sino kaya ang hindi na kailangang magpa-retoke para lang mapansin? Sino kaya ang hindi na kailangang maging butangera para lang matawag na totoong tao? Sino kaya ang hindi na kailangang magpa-kantot para lang magka-career?

Read between the lines again! Alam niyo na ‘yan!

Komikado Reacts/Komi Says: KU-BE-TA… REEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

Mas nakakatawa si Negra/Neggy! HAHAHA! >:D

Hahahaha! Basta kapag may KubetAA, si Neggy na lang ang sidekick comedian!? Buti na lang at kapag si Neggy, siya ang nakakatawa! Gaya ng dati!

Eww! Kaya super duper ultra extra MEGA saglit lang ang segment ni KubetAA ay dahil nakaka-irita na siyang panoorin! Hitzu pa lang niya, mukha na siyang trying-hard magpatawa!

Twitter Comments:

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KubetaYUCK KubetaYUCKx KubetaYUCKxx KubetaYUCKxxx KubetaYUCKxxxx KubetaYUCKxxxxx

Ahahahahaha! Poking Ina naman kasi, eh! At isa pa, masyado pang conscious sa hitzu si KubetAA. Feeling maganda, pero tadtad naman ng retoke ang mukha niya: Nosejob, boobjob lipojob and lastly… BLOWJOB!

Ang chaka nga niya nowadays! As in, puro tadtad ng tattoo ang katawan niya. Nakakasuya! Ang sagwa! Sheeeeeeeeeeht!

Tingnan niyo naman nung nag-guest si P-Chi sa GGV:

At least may stage presence pa ang aleng P-Chi, ‘no! Putakte! Talo pa niya si KubetAA pagdating sa stage presence. Although tanders na rin ang lola niyo, pananalita pa lang niya, matatawa na kayo! ‘Yun nga lang, hindi siya gaanong nakakatuwa kumpara nung nakaraang henerasyon. Dito niyo makikitang… napa-retoke na rin si P-Chi, pero at least, wala paring kupas ang kanyang pagiging komedyante.

Komikado Reacts/Komi Says:

Cristine Reyes!? Meeeh… kahit papano, mas magaling namang magpatawa si Neggy, ‘no! At saka pagdating sa stage presence, daig pa siya ni Rufa Mae Quinto! Walang sinabi ang KubetAA lalo na’t ang ate niya ay professional comedienne din!

Hindi ba, mga AA-tards!?

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Pero huwag kayo, mas NAKAKATAWA naman ang latest niyang tattoo!

KubetAA

KubeTATz KubeTATzz

 

SHIIIIIIIIIT na MALAGKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! At eto pa ang nakita ko ah:

KubetaNOze

 

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Ang chaka lang niya! Putakte! Mukha parin siyang BAKULAWWWWW na pinaliit! EWWWWWWWW!

Isa siyang… nakakatakot na nilalang!

Long Discussion on a Blog Entry

Check this DISCUSSION PANEL

I think this is so far Roxyisferox’s best blog post. Look at the comments nga naman, I think it’s becoming more and more interesting as we talk about the hypocritical netizens who are lurking on PEP, Fashion Pulis, PinoyExchange and lastly, GirlTalk.

Roxyisferox said, in response to my comment about Lovi Poe vs. Majarot:

Maja is pretty, but still, bordering on plain-ness. Walang X-factor. Walang Sophisticated features. Damitan mo man ng Herve Leger dress (the same one na sinuot ni Jeane Napoles) mawalalan ng dating ang dress. I also believe Kim Bum doesn’t think she’s pretty. Buti na lang, nag-decline si Lee Minho sa RC Cola since endorser pa siya nun ng Pepsi. Now I realize why Popseoul.com described Maja to be starlet (binago na yata ng popseoul eh). Sad thing is, dinefend ko pa si Maja sa mga POPSeoulers. That time kasi, positive pa pagtingin ko kay Maja until I read from your blog about Maja.

These are my same sentiments on Mariel Rodriguez and Kitchie Nadal. While both of them are said to be “still good-looking without makeup,” both of them are good-looking just because they simply good look without makeup, while both of them have nice skin that won’t ever get along with their huge, dark eyebags. What is true beauty without makeup? Kahit marami ka nang zits, hindi ka mukhang sabog, but these two Lasallites I’m mentioning sadly do not belong to this category.

I also don’t think Kitchie’s beauty is “exotic.” To be brutally frank, mukha siyang mabaho when she became tanned and at the same time skinny (apologies for the term, but being morena never suited her). May isa pa ngang forumer who said that she looks haggard and puyat, and I don’t think mala-beauty queen or artistahin ang beauty niya. As a matter of fact, her beauty is on a campus cutie level. Mas maganda pa nga si Kaye Abad eh, kung tutuusin (well, when Kaye never had her skin color changed, she never looked stinky). Also, I even read a comment on PEX/Cha Gascon’s blog saying that Kitchie’s fans are quite hypocritical for defending their idol against the haters.

Same when it comes to Mariel Rodriguez. Look, Mariel obviously looks matured. She only looks like a faggot mainly because of her manly voice, only a milder version of Joyce Jimenez’s. I actually felt vindicated when one PEXer saw Mariel in person and he even said that she does not even look “that” good without makeup.

Both Mariel and Kitchie only became err… famous mainly because they have a backup. Kung wala ang mga backup nila, I tell you, they won’t be that popular (I saw it both in Bashing 101 and PEX, respectively). Also, I do not buy the fact that Kitchie is “better” than Yeng when it comes to rock music. Check out PinoyExchange and Cha Gascon’s blog (or my previous blog entries) ot find out more.

Back to Maja. If she has an unkempt look (or ‘yung magulo talaga hitzu niya, walang ayos, very low-maintenance), I tell you, mas maganda pa si Judy Ann Santos. Hate to compare, but Juday’s beauty is more on the youthful side. Sans the “mataray” attitude she has, I think she has enough charisma to be admired by both fans and non-fans alike. Even many people attested how good-looking she really is in person. Juday at least has sophisticated features (her lips, for instance), and she’s sexy also.

Kailangan pang maging “Majarot” si Maja para lang mapag-usapan. Also, she needs to look “maangas” just to have a personality, according to Roxyisferox.

Maja is good at acting, just that I hate her personality. Kelangan pa niya mag-angas mode para magka-personality.

Personality-wise, Maja is too malamya and at the same time trying-hard to look sexy (check out my blog post about hairstyles), but my couz even insisted that she’s awesome. Well, Majarot is not awesome. Malamya masyado. Even one GirlTalker said that she saw Majarot in Bora and YES, she looks really ordinary without makeup. I was right all along. Mas maganda pa si Yeng Constantino (aside from Queen Juday).

Ang dami talagang mga kapamilya fantards na nagkakalat ng lagim sa FP at PEP. nakikita na nila ang OBVIOUSLY PANGET sa mga idul-idul nila sa Kapamilya network, all-out defend pa rin and on the same token, makapanglait sila ng Kapuso talent na walang kabasis-basis, walang sense.

Do not forget that they bash Yeng Constantino for being a “wannabe” while they deem Majarot as a “fashionista,” “sophisticated,” blah blah and shit. Ask Komi Says on Instagram. I bet, he will side with the Yengsters:

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Truth to be told, hypocrite nga talaga ang mga fantards. Like what I said, they bashed people who never did anything wrong while they defend those who have a questionable personality. They still cannot accept the fact that Maja Salvador was only lucky to be in showbiz not simply because she’s the Dancing Queen, but it is because she belongs to an acting family. My momma’s side couz’s like her so much (like, I don’t see anything really special about Maja), while my pop’s side couz’s don’t like her at all. I side with the latter–in fact, Majatards are as hypocritically butthurt as the AAdiks.

Kat Viola is also right on being critical towards both Maja and Cristine Reyes–both are not respected in terms of attitude mainly because of several issues. Well, they’re in ABS-CBN, right? And speaking of casting couch, I bet, Maja is also undergoing that process, but no matter how she undergoes that stage, she’s still a starlet like CR. No substance at all.

I also do not believe that CR has improved a lot in acting. May improvement naman, but only 5%. Puro pa-cute lang ang ginagawa niya in front of the camera, and there’s one PEXer who said that AA will do efforts to look good while the only thing that’s special in her is her wide forehead, dimples and fair skin. Also, I don’t buy the fact that once you step in ABS-CBN, mag-i-improve talaga ang acting skills mo. I don’t see anything special on AA’s acting ability. As a matter of fact, maghubad na lang siya.

I personally think Venus Raj is stunning. If she pursued herself in Ford Supermodel of the world, she will absolutely be in the same league as Danica Magpantay. Venus has the height, the walk, killer-pose, broad shoulders, high cheekbones and strong, expressive, dusky facial features. Not all BEAUTIFUL women (by Filipino standards) have those characteristics. You don’t necessarily need to be tall and slender, but at least, you should have the X-Factor and sadly, most movie and tv female personalities do not have despite their white-jade skin.

Sorry guys, but I find Venus Raj better-looking than the plain-Jane beauty queen Janine Tugonon. These are my same sentiments when it comes to comparing Zanjoe Marudo versus Aljur Abrenica. Personally, I do not find Aljur stunning. Una sa lahat, nakilala ko siya isyung may nagahasa raw siyang menor de edad, and that’s why I do have a negative impression about him, but as time passed by, he seems okay, but still, I do not find him THAT handsome. In fact, Zanjoe has the X-factor to be called as “handsome” through his humor.

Back to Venus Raj, I also think she’s stunning as well. Her wit, sense of humor and of course, her intelligence is very impressive. There are many more dark-skinned or kayumanggi celebrities who could even defeat Jessy Mendiola or even Empress Schuck, speaking of X-factor. Sorry to say this, but almost every fair-skinned celebrities in the Philippines do not have the X-factor at all, only a few are chosen. Well, like what I said, this gal I’m talking about in my high school was the “diyosa” ever since grade school, and until now her beauty is still consistent–which other popular kids (the ones who are always tinitingala) in my high school will never have (typical halfies, chinitas, et cetera–well, most of them).

Not under-estimating fair-skinned girls, but kung sino pa ang consistent ang hitzu kahit paitimin mo o paputiin, no matter what happens they’re still the best-looking. Angel Locsin, Heart Evangelista and Kaye Abad, everyone? Isama niyo na rin sina Jodi Sta. Maria at saka si Des Del Valle. Solenn Heussaff and Iza Calzado are also members of this category. Dawn Zulueta is the best example–consistency-wise, winner ang lola niyo. Well, I have to admit that she is the typical ugly ducking turned a swan, and I really think she’s awesome.

Well, even though I have said that to become fair-skinned is not for everyone, same with being dark. Sometimes, the maputi girls who becomes tan through sunbathing will either look like Pammy Anderson OR Donny Versace. If they still look good, they’re like Pammy, but if it does not suit them (at all), they will end up like Donny. Look why I was right about being critical on Kitchie being tan. After all, she looks tuyot with her new color, aside from being too skinny. I don’t think Mariel would also look good with tan skin. Iilan lang talaga ang marunong magdala sa pagiging kayumanggi gaya ni Lovi Poe. While I think that Lovi Poe is really good-looking without makeup, she should not have been sunbathing too much. Also, she should hire a better makeup artist who won’t make her end up looking like Michael Jackson. No wonder, some FP readers really don’t think that Lovi is good-looking enough for them just because she’s dark, making her dugyot. I also don’t believe that Lovi is dugyot on a daily basis. There’s a GirlTalk thread on Lovi Poe and they even said that she’s even better-looking in person. After all, I think my admiration to Lovi Poe is just right. She sings, acts well… she’s a role model to me.

Besides, whats the use of pale-white skin while your facial symmetry is bad?

Actually, same question, but what is the use of being kasing-puti ni Lucy Torres if your nose shape sucks dick? Not being too brutal, but one of my fella GTalkers Lizzie said that she would rather be olive-skinned because she thinks it’s more goddess-like (Hahaha… Hola, Vina Morales!).

Prunella/sis Lizzie said:

I’m not mestiza, but my skin is very fair (I look like a boiled chicken sausage) . I got it from my half Chinese grandma. Super nakaka-insecure ang mga morena. I don’t tan; I get sunburn. Once na nag peel na, maputi na naman.

I find women with golden/olive complexion very sexy. Parang dyosa lang, kaya I envy them.

 

In other words: White Filipina.

Wow, I feel insecure, speaking about your skin color and your boobies (haha!). Being fair-skinned and having a big rack is something to be proud of, if you were to ask me. No wonder, there are many men who are TL (tulo-laway) at Cristine Reyes just because her skin in pale white (a la Anne Hathaway lang ang arrive) and her boobs are big as well (fake nga lang).

Sis Lizzie is lucky to inherit her fair skin from her mestiza de Sangley grandmother, but I have seen her blog and her mother, and I could say that sis Lizzie’s mother is also fair-skinned.

Actually, I would have been very lucky if my skin color is like my mom (mas malakas ang dugo ng native. Well, sorry for the term, but if you look at our halfies, mas dominant pa ang genes ng Malay race), but too bad, I easily get dark. But skin color issues were never a problem until 2006, when I started to despise everything “n*gga” (no joke about it, you’d rather ask my close relatives about it! I bet you will despise me for being “racist,” but hell, I’m no way to be a racist–it’s just that I am not a fan of olive skin tone).

[Side Note: I was actually cursed with tanned skin tone, thick wavy-curly hair, large hands and err… teeth color, maybe my parents’ genes are not that good when producing a female offspring–LOLz! I kid, I kid! All the good genes goes to the males, unfortunately–you may ask sis megumiii about this matter, though.]

Sis Prunella continued:

Truth is, I often get uncalled for comments such as “Maputi ka lang.”, “Hindi naman katangusan ang ilong”, etc… back home (kahit hindi naman ako nakikipagpagandahan) because despite my pasty skin, I don’t have the typical mixed blood features (which is fine kasi I’m 100% Pinay naman). Kiber. Marami lang talagang laitera sa’tin.

Well, sis Lizzie looks mixed. Well, not the a la Lucy Torres ang dating (BTW, Lucy has German, Chinese and Spanish ancestry–and both her parents are halfie-looking). My oka-chan will tell me that she’s only appreciated for her fair skin and nothing else follows. No wonder, whoever is really happy with their brown skin but has a not-so-narrow nose simply desire for better noses rather than whitening their skin, which is better, kesa naman sa maputi ka nga, hindi naman katangusan ang ilong mo. Oh, hindi ba?

But personally, I find sis Lizzie good-looking naman. In fact, she has nice lips (not a joke!). At least, aside from being fair-skinned, she’s also large-chested. Now, she should be proud!

Back to Roxyisferox’s rant about Kapamilya-tards endlessly bashing against Kapuso stars, it is quite true that they defend the more bland ones. Speaking of let’s say, fashion sense, grabe! Wagas talaga when they make lait of Charice’s fashion sense. DRAB na kaagad!? HAHA! Well, mas DRAB pa nga si Majarot since she does not have enough charisma to carry herself with her outfits. In fact, her body shape is like of a MAN’s. Nakakatawa lang!

And HELL, Majarot does not also have the personality to act as a socialite. Itanong niyo pa ‘yan kay Leonore Rolle! Also, ang Englishings ni Majarot, it pars with Janet Lim-Napoles (LOLz! Pors and Tsanel lang ang peg!? Hermeez lang rin ang PEG!? Bersatse at Loubou-TEEN lang din ang peg!?). Trying-hard magmukhang sosyal si Majarot while she looks jologs, bordering the jeje thing, I mean, malapit na niyang lapitan ang level ni Kubeta. No wonder, katawa-tawa lang if Kapamilya peoplez will have the nerve to pronounce foreign words in a wrong way… shit man! Roxyisferox said about one of her professors:

Shet! Naaalala ko tuloy ang mayabang naming professor sa Decision Making nung 4th year college ako. Ang yabang-yabang! Kung makaasta akala mo kung sinong belonging to high-society, komo’t nagtuturo sa UST at grad ng UP-Dil, tapos member ng Zonta International, pero ang tigas-tigas ng Filipino accent so much you end up can’t help laughing at your seat when you hear her pronounce PAAABLEEK SKOOOOL SEEESTEHM. We can even sense as well na signature-conscious siya, but it did not translate to anything classy.

I remember my co-intern sharing to us the “-er” becoming “-or,” like for instance, when she pronounces September, it becomes “Septem-BOAR.” YES, IT’S FUNNY AS HELL, MEHN! You will laugh up to no end! He even attested that magsalita pa lang, JOKE NA!

Trueliling… I think that there are some people who turn corny jokes into funny ones simply because of their hard tongue. Basta matigas ang dila, matatawa na kayo sa mga jokes na corny. O kahit magsalita pa lang sila, eh joke time na! I just think that people who speak with a thick, heavy, native (very native) accent will just be a walking joke–and no matter how they brag about their signature stuff, they still cannot be sosyal because of their accent. No wonder, si Janet Lim-Napoles, hindi talaga siya mukhang sosyal (hindi talaga sosyal ang dating niya–in fact, face value pa lang, you will have the nerve to lash out, “Maputi ka lang, period!”), unlike the talagang mayamang Chinese (or middle-class), they’re better-looking and much more sophisticated without trying hard. I would understand if that was Manny Pacquiao–yes, he has the thick Bisaya accent, pero ‘wag kayo kapag English spokening bow-wow-wow mode na ‘yang lolo niyo! In fact, he has a better diction than Donyita Jenny. At least, si Pacman, hindi trying-hard magpaka-sosyal with his wifey Jinkee, and Aling Dionisia (si Puto-kape!?).

Well, the problem with Kapamilya peoplez is that, they become jologs bordering the jeje level due to ABS-CBN’s way of training them, unlike GMA. Look why I respect GMA–somehow, you can never remove the “sophistication” from GMA Network. I also think that GMA’s news programs are more watchable since these will educate you, rather than to make you believe in illusions. It’s a good thing that Pacman transferred to GMA Network, and somehow the other stars from ABS-CBN. If you happen to be a Kapamiya-turned-Kapuso, chances are, if you are packaged as “sosyal” way back in ABS-CBN, you are still sosyal if you transfer to GMA. No wonder, mas behaved pa nga ang mga taga-GMA because like what I said again in my previous posts, even though they’re reputed to be “pabaya sa talent,” at least they have a strict morality clause on their stars. You cannot be a bitch, kaya if you make a mishap, you are dead meat, unlike in ABS-CBN, you are being concealed.

The aim of this blog entry:

I just think that these topics are getting more interesting somehow, and this is one way to educate and entertain a lot of readers. I will just continue with this if I have time.

Heto ang talagang FP comment!

Anonymous 22-Sep-2013, 3.18 PM said:

Papansin talaga. feeling ang ganda2 nya..palaging nagpapacute sa instagram. Halos lahat posts nya may agenda: that is to make papansin and magpacute and magpatweetums ng image. Sadly, you are failing. Para ka nang kalevel nila Ethel Booba, Rochelle, …etc. Ang layo mo kay Angelica. Jologs din si Angelica pero may class. Ikaw jologs na ewan. Kahit ano pang pampaganda mo, wala kang appeal.

Dear anon,

Ang pagiging jologs ni AA ay bordering na sa jeje level. Kung tutuusin mo ang mga IG posts niya, nako po! Jejeng-jeje talaga! HAHAHA! (:

O ayan! Sana masaya kayo sa comment niyang iyan!

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